>>38263467Im being serious here laddy.
I'm just your occassional Braixen/Sylveon poster, I am in no way a staff member of this or any other board on 4chan. If I were a staff member of /vp/ or any other board on 4chan, then I'd get a sincere chuckle seeing how an elder shitposter who has a long history of ruffling feathers like me can be considered for a position.
In the story of Journey to the West, The Monkey King, King of the Shit Flinging Monkeys, threw shit at Bhudda to the point Bhudda was like "Haha, fuck you, banned into a mountian." The Monkey King stayed in that mountain for 1000 years, before being released by a reincarnation of the Bhudda, but as a precaution put a stupid ass crown on his head that gave him headaches everytime he flung shit, which was often. Eventually, The Monkey King was released of his crown, and likewise decided to throw massive amounts of shit at Bhudda's reincarnation, so furious it could be seen worldwide. A literal shit tsunami. However, the reincarnation embraced his friend, despite the shit bomb he had dropped, and thus The Monkey King became a good friend, and loyal arm to his friend, the reincarnated Bhudda.
Why do I tell you this story? Because I am not The Monkey King, I'm just an elder shitposter from ages long gone. When you throw shit in Bhudda's face here, you get barred, forever. No hope of friendship or redemption. It ain't a story friendo, and Hiro ain't no Bhudda reincarnate.
