>>38247273Alright. Direct, April 11th:
>HERRO HOPE U ENJOY >a bunch of boring ports for 3DS and Switch because of course there will would be, fuck making original games>Prime Trilogy HD, but with excessive bloom that ruins the dark atmosphere these games set up>then some minor footage of multiplats, who gives a shit>Some Mario Maker 2 Stuff, who fucking cares>RIKING IT SO FAR? RET'S GET INTO SOME MORE NEWS>Smash Spring Update, they show Jokers front now, still no gameplay, nothing on the update itself, be sure to buy these cool new china tier amiibo of Incineroar and Dark Samus, everything releasing April 30th>bunch of indies no one gives a shit about>1 minute Luigi's Mansion trailer that literally reveals nothing of value>some more Links Awakening, they removed the blur but are keeping the plastic aesthetic>REARRY GOOD SO FAR, RIGHTO? WERR HOW ABOUT THIS THEN>Mother 1 and Earthbound are coming to the E-Shop>Captain Falcons Airride revealed>VERRY PREASED TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAR FEW NEWS FOR TODAY, PREASE TAKE A ROOK>SwishiSwoshi trailer, just shows some early shitmons and some customization. Nothing that interesting but I guess you'll all cream yourself over it anyway.>Astral Chain trailer, shows some new stuff, nothing that noteworthy though.>Bayonetta 3 footage, Bayonetta literally looks like the just fuck my shit up meme. The game overall looks fucking disgusting, full of tumblr tier designs. Whatever, releasing October 13th.>Animal Crossing seeing a delay to 2020, still no gameplay.>WERR WHAT DO YOU THINK? VERRY GOOD RIGHTO? WIRR 100% BE WORTH OVER GAYSTATION. WERR THAT'S ARR FOR TODAY... EXCEPT WE HAVE SOMEONE YOU SHOULD TARK TO>Cuts to Reggie, saying his goodbyes. He says that he will always be a Nintendo fan, you know coorperate talk. Bla Bla Bla, long story short he gets Mii Outfits based on him in Mario Kart 8 and Smash Ultimate in a free update. 
