>>38260020yeah.
actually it's easier to find a regular normie girl
then you kind of introduce her into your hobbies as she introduces you into hers
the two of you then get a little grasp on each other's interests and starts to learn some basic things
one of you might even become serious about the other's hobbies
then you get lucky and she starts becoming really into pokemon
she asks you what games are your favorites etc etc
then she tries to finish each games
after a while she now knows each pokemon's name and typings by heart
you call her one day and say you're gonna get home a bit late because traffic sucks
she says it's cool and she'll just play some more of the games while waiting for you
then she forgets to hang up
you're stuck in traffic anyway so you decide not to hang up too
idk maybe listen to what she's doing
you hear the usual noise from your room
that old noisy fan that for some reason you dont want to throw away because sentimental reasons
you can hear her noises as she moves in the room idk
then you start to hear her moaning like idunno maybe she's itching the ditch or something because you know she does that when you're away
her moans gets louder and louder and it's starting to turn you on
then you hear her talking dirty
it's the same as how she talks dirty with you when you two have sex
you stroke your boner in the middle of this traffic jam while still listening
while fapping in the middle of this huge highway-turned-parking lot it starts to get weird
instead of your name she mentions "machamp... yess... thats a good boy.. i got three holes and you got four arms... etc etc something sexual"
you're like wtf while still spanking your monkey on the road
you squirt your cum on that empty paper cup from the drive thru you passed by
feel a mix of satisfaction and exhaustion and disbelief
you hang up and reach home staring blankly into nothing
think to yourself "what have i done?" or something like that
yeah you might wanna think twice about it again, OP
