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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:20:17 No.38263154 View View Reply Original Report

>at mall eating
>browsing /vp/ on my phone
>8/10 approaches me
>she greets me but stops halfway when she sees my screen
>it’s porn
>she says never mind and walks away
FUCK YOU /VP/ YOU’VE RUINED MY LIFE FOR THE LAST TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:21:21 No.38263163 Report

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ok queer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:22:18 No.38263173 Report

Quoted By: >>38263203

>>38263154
what was it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:22:59 No.38263178 Report

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>>38263154
humans are shit anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:25:37 No.38263198 Report

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>>browsing /vp/ on my phone
Your life was ruined the moment you became a Phoneposter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:25:50 No.38263203 Report

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>>38263173

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:26:41 No.38263209 Report

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these are the logical consequences of your unwise actions, anon
try to be smarter in the future

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:26:41 No.38263210 Report

Quoted By: >>38263233 >>38263243

>>38263154
>In today's episode of "Things That Never Happened"
I'll give you the benefit of my doubt, I refuse to believe you'd browse porn in public, or that a girl would approach a fag like you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:27:13 No.38263215 Report

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>>38263203
at least it wasn't that pic of her farting
I wish it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:28:23 No.38263228 Report

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>>38263203
honestly thats pretty tame all things considered, you got lucky op

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:29:21 No.38263233 Report

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>>38263210
I DIDN’T BROWSE PORN IN PUBLIC YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU RETARDS JUST DON’T HAVE ANY SELF CONTROL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:30:16 No.38263241 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:30:49 No.38263243 Report

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>>38263210
not OP, but I go to shit like waifumon threads in the break room

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:31:33 No.38263247 Report

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>>38263233
Don't browse 4chan when people might see you.
The worksafe boards have never been worksafe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:33:45 No.38263258 Report

Quoted By: >>38263558

>>38263154
>he hasn’t mastered the instant phone close when a stranger approaches
You deserve no sympathy, git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:41:22 No.38263298 Report

Quoted By: >>38269073

>>38263203
if THIS upsets her, she wasnt worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:41:57 No.38263301 Report

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>>38263154
get rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:42:48 No.38263306 Report

Quoted By: >>38263321 >>38271258

>>38263154
>browsing 4chan in public
fuck out of here fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:43:20 No.38263310 Report

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>>38263154
>Browsing 4channel in public
You knew the risks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:43:21 No.38263312 Report

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>>38263203
If i was your boss you'll get promoted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:44:24 No.38263321 Report

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>>38263306

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:45:26 No.38263329 Report

Quoted By: >>38263343

>>38263154
>i'm drawing a decidueye in a sheet of paper
>some chick gets close to me
>she loves the cartoon owl i'm drawing
>it's the first interaction with another human i've had in 4 months
haha get rekt incelroarfag

wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:46:50 No.38263338 Report

Quoted By: >>38267055

>porn on a blue board
nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:47:09 No.38263340 Report

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>not proudly browsing /vp/ in public to assert dominance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:47:29 No.38263343 Report

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>>38263329
This gives me an idea, faggot. Looks like you owlfags aren’t all that useless after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 20:55:25 No.38263390 Report

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>>38263154
I'll take things that didn't happen for 1000.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:04:04 No.38263447 Report

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>>38263154
>browsing any 4chan board on public

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:08:00 No.38263478 Report

Quoted By: >>38267024 >>38271228

>Tfw I used to browse /mlp/ in public because I'd always spend the breaks alone in college
It's been years but I'll probably never get over the cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:08:49 No.38263484 Report

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>>38263154
>Phoneposting
>Browsing in public
This is all on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:09:11 No.38263489 Report

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>>38263203
That's not even porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:17:28 No.38263558 Report

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>>38263258
This desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 21:19:41 No.38263585 Report

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OP why do you make up stories of girls rejecting you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 23:55:14 No.38265178 Report

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>>38263154
someone mount shaking image with shaking triggered sign and give it triggered meme sound effect and post here, please...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2019 23:57:23 No.38265205 Report

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>>38263154
What's this about incineroarfags being chads? That doesn't sound very chaddish to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 02:51:30 No.38266744 Report

Quoted By: >>38269136

>>38263203
>>38263154

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 02:53:50 No.38266761 Report

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>>38263154
you did it to yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:28:06 No.38267024 Report

Quoted By: >>38267216 >>38267260

>>38263478
Fianlly weaned myself off that place. Good riddance, haven't liked it since MMC fucked everything up. the porn still has an iron grip on me, though. That's what struck me as odd about this place. Only about half this board seems to be down with pokéfucking, whereas on /mlp/, 99% of the board was down with horsefucking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:31:20 No.38267045 Report

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>>38263154
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LOSER!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:31:33 No.38267047 Report

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>>38263154
>Browsing 4chan in public.
That's pitifully stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:32:31 No.38267055 Report

Quoted By: >>38267065

>>38263338
mods are lazy here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:33:43 No.38267065 Report

Quoted By: >>38267094

>>38267055
mods aren't here to make /vp/ your safespace

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:36:55 No.38267094 Report

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>>38267065
hey, I'm not complaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:46:28 No.38267165 Report

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>>38263154
lol she just wanted to ask what time it was you dingus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:47:25 No.38267170 Report

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>>38263154
>looking at lewd pics in public
You have no one to blame but yourself anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:52:52 No.38267213 Report

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Find a girl that has some thicker skin, if she ran off over a picture like that she's not worth your time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:53:46 No.38267216 Report

Quoted By: >>38267260 >>38267403

>>38267024
>since MMC fucked everything up
>muh twilight got wings so everything is ruined
You're one of THOSE faggots huh?
>Only about half this board seems to be down with pokéfucking, whereas on /mlp/, 99% of the board was down with horsefucking.
Well its objective fact that horses have the most aesthetic genitals in the known animal kingdom, to the point that porn artists will slap a horsecock on even a human body, So its not that surprising.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 03:57:52 No.38267241 Report

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>>38263203
>"porn"
>using 4xen in public
>letting your screen be seen by any living human
go away nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:01:41 No.38267260 Report

Quoted By: >>38267280

>>38267024
>>38267216
what the fuck is it about that show that turns you people into zoophiles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:06:05 No.38267280 Report

Quoted By: >>38267313

>>38267260
Same thing that Pokemon and Digimon does.
People just start to get redpilled on the fact that there are sexier things than humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:10:34 No.38267313 Report

Quoted By: >>38267368

>>38267280
animals aren't sexy
>pokemon are animals
no they aren't fuck off

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:19:09 No.38267368 Report

Quoted By: >>38267383

>>38267313
>pokemon aren't animals
>no they aren't fuck off
Don't be retarded. They LOOK like animals at least a lot of the ones anons here want to fuck. That's all that matters. Also of course Pokemon are animals, even humans are animals you dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:20:19 No.38267383 Report

Quoted By: >>38267386 >>38267389

>>38267368
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:21:17 No.38267386 Report

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>>38267383
cringe and bluepilled

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:21:29 No.38267389 Report

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>>38267383
Stay mad, humaphile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:23:18 No.38267403 Report

Quoted By: >>38267411

>>38267216
Yes, it fucking did ruin everything. Turning the main character into a fucking alicorn princess was the stupidest shit they could have done and only would have been acceptable for the series finale. There was only supposed to be TWO alicorns, goddesses of the sun and moon, then they added Candyass and just started shitting out more and more of them. They had something great going and they had to just fuck it all up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:25:04 No.38267411 Report

Quoted By: >>38267440

>>38267403
Well I guess its cus I got into the series late and watched all the episodes in the span of a few weeks cus it just doesn't bother me at all. Twilight is still in my top 2 favs, didn't change before she got wings didn't change after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:29:42 No.38267437 Report

Quoted By: >>38267450 >>38267454 >>38267571 >>38269068 >>38270488 >>38271790

Reminder that you can report the fucking ponyshits and mods ban them for talking and shilling their shitty show outside of /mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:30:02 No.38267440 Report

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>>38267411
Whatever, I'm glad I gave that shit up and can pretend nothing after S2 happened. I spent the last couple years watching that board go on about how shit it's become with the shitty castle, friendship school, and pink commie Poochie taking center stage. The porn is the only thing I have left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:31:08 No.38267450 Report

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>>38267437
Seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:31:33 No.38267454 Report

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>>38267437
seeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 04:53:37 No.38267571 Report

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>>38267437
seeethg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 11:07:55 No.38269068 Report

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>>38267437
Bumping purely to make you seethe tbqhdesu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 11:09:23 No.38269073 Report

Quoted By: >>38270813

>>38263298
Looking at cartoons as an adult in general is enough to make you considered weird, looking at them in lewd positions is definitely a red flag no sane person's going to put up with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 11:30:59 No.38269136 Report

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>>38266744
xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 15:35:38 No.38270488 Report

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>>38267437

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 15:39:00 No.38270509 Report

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>>38263154
>browsing a taiwanese frog breeding forum while out in public

ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:12:02 No.38270759 Report

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>>38270488
kek

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:12:02 No.38270760 Report

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>>38263154
imagine being an incelroarfag that browses veepee in public
this post was made by the feralichad gang

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:18:30 No.38270803 Report

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>>38263154
You forgot your tripcode, incinefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:18:29 No.38270804 Report

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>>38263154
It's your own fault, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:19:50 No.38270813 Report

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>>38269073
Honestly no you're wrong, and OP dodged a bullet anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 16:23:25 No.38270835 Report

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no offence but as a normal human being, this isn’t something that happens
you clearly have no concept of reality or social situations for you to even be able to fabricate this story

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:11:14 No.38271212 Report

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>>38263154
Thats your fault retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:14:10 No.38271228 Report

Quoted By: >>38271244

>>38263478
The fact that you ever even went on mlp ever is pretty fucking awful. You deserve to cringe from your past self for being such a fucking cancerous bungbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:15:31 No.38271238 Report

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Why dont you just scroll past the pic really fast? Also when I'm in public I only browse /sci/ and /his/ to seem smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:15:58 No.38271244 Report

Quoted By: >>38271251

>>38271228
Get some self awareness anon, you have no right to be so harsh on me while posting on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:17:09 No.38271251 Report

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>>38271244
You like(d) mlp. Cringelords like you deserve at least 1 post making fun of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 17:18:39 No.38271258 Report

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>>38263306
this but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2019 18:18:19 No.38271790 Report

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>>38267437
Cringe.

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