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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 02:14:08 No.38276443 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38278260 >>38278322 >>38278340 >>38278365 >>38279183 >>38281342 >>38283326

dude weedle lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 02:14:45 No.38276450 Report

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dude underage lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 06:20:23 No.38278260 Report

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>>38276443
Aah my sides kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 06:32:27 No.38278322 Report

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>>38276443
put some specs on that boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 06:36:53 No.38278340 Report

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>>38276443
Weedle get you high

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 06:44:21 No.38278365 Report

Quoted By: >>38281123 >>38281137 >>38281274

>>38276443
>be me in highschool
>autistic or social anxiety but look okay and was well built for my age
>8/10 smol gril starts talking to me on Facebook
>Cute and quirky kind of girl
>Start to talk at school
>She would follow me around alot but didn't mind because hardly any people interact with me in the halls
>asks if I want to come over to play majoras mask sometime
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket as I say I'll think about it and say bye
>go home with anxiety and fear
>play it cool because I'm Facebook because computer is a good mitigator
>Say I wanna hangout this weekend
>Yay I'm so excited, anon :)
>Jerk off furiously because she wants the D
>Fast forward to weekend
>Nervous so I bring my laptop to play emulators on incase it gets boring
>scrubbed internet history and recent files clean of all lewdness and degeneracy
>hey anon, my parenta are gone till sunday so we can hangout all night !
>C-cool! I'm free all night haha.
>Fast forward to us playing majoras mask
>Realize she's a total gamer girl and only says she plays videogames
>Don't care because atleast I'm not alone playing majoras mask, again
>try to get her to play and tell her where to go
>Start up laptop to play fire red
>Woah! You like pokemon anon!?
>Y-yeah, do you like pokemon?
>She points to the pikachu plushies she has
>O-Oh, I didn't even see that!
>She sits really close to me, almost pushing up against me.
>Get really nervous, but obviously know what she wants at this point.
>Wanna see my team?
>Playing FRLG, full team. One being a rhydon and a weedle
>Oh cool ! I love *the one I can name* :)
>Haha me too, wanna hear a joke ?
>Sure :)
> wanna rhydon my weedle ?

Then we had sex. It happened.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 06:45:20 No.38278374 Report

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 10:03:36 No.38279110 Report

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>>38278374
Mmmh, intoxicating.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 10:19:01 No.38279183 Report

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>>38276443
Parse the weedle bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:03:11 No.38281108 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:06:24 No.38281123 Report

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>>38278365
Unlikely story but based if true

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:07:59 No.38281137 Report

Quoted By: >>38281886

>>38278365
>mfw hugless virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:38:24 No.38281274 Report

Quoted By: >>38281886

>>38278365
That's a weird leak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:46:59 No.38281342 Report

Quoted By: >>38281354 >>38283255

>>38276443

Does anyone else smoke the dude weed?
>tfw run out of hash last night
At least i still have some lemon skunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 16:47:56 No.38281354 Report

Quoted By: >>38281636 >>38281710 >>38283357

>>38281342
Fuck off stoner trash. This board is straightedge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 17:28:38 No.38281636 Report

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>>38281354
Keep seething, faggot. *takes a hit*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 17:40:03 No.38281710 Report

Quoted By: >>38281729 >>38283322

>>38281354
wagie wagie, get back in the cagie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 17:43:12 No.38281729 Report

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>>38281636
>>38281710
>seething junkies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 18:10:05 No.38281886 Report

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>>38281123
>>38281137
>>38281123
>>38281274
I left alot out but it's true, we fucked like 3 more times after that weekend. Then she went crazy and moved away. Now she's trying to be an actor or some shit, recently She tried to confide in me about her being a slut and tried to justify it as "Just wanting to feel human contact"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:08:58 No.38283255 Report

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>>38281342
Smoking and grinding is one of my favourite ways to unwind.

>>38281886
I totally expected you to get high with smolcrazy. Cute story, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:19:34 No.38283322 Report

Quoted By: >>38283375

>>38281710
You know after your parents die you're gonna be living on the streets right?

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:20:09 No.38283326 Report

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>>38276443

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:21:28 No.38283338 Report

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>>38283326

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:23:53 No.38283357 Report

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>>38281354
No it’s not dweeb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:25:19 No.38283375 Report

Quoted By: >>38283405

>>38283322
It’s true I once took an entire weed and overdosed
I’m dead now

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:26:06 No.38283386 Report

Quoted By: >>38283431 >>38283763

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:28:17 No.38283405 Report

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>>38283375
>I'm dead now
I wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:31:38 No.38283431 Report

Quoted By: >>38283493

>>38283386
I have a full time job with benefits and smoke weed when I get off from work
Feels good ruining your narrative

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:36:34 No.38283493 Report

Quoted By: >>38284027

>>38283431

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:38:01 No.38283513 Report

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I get high as fuck off wax cartridges and play Pokemon all day.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:05:03 No.38283763 Report

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>>38283386
Fuck off fundie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:34:23 No.38284027 Report

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>>38283493
NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN! EVERYONE HAS TO BE A DEPRESSED AUTIST LIKE ME!

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