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Hey Faggots,
My name is Ash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Super Nerds who spend every second of their day training stupid ass Pokémon. You are everything bad in Kanto. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gym badges? I mean, I guess it's fun battling Youngsters because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off Gardevoir rule 34.
Don't be a stranger. Just challenge me with your best team. I'm pretty much perfect. I was master of Kanto's Battle Frontier, and semi-finalist at the Sinnoh League. What leagues have you been in, aside from "jack off to naked drawn May and Serena"? I also catch 'em all, and have a banging hot gym leader friend (She just battled me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my friend
