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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:44:25 No.38332182 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38332190 >>38332205 >>38332410 >>38332429 >>38332454 >>38332455 >>38332495

Your favorite pokemon now wants to lay with you in bed and affectionately, platonically cuddle with you.
How does it go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:47:37 No.38332189 Report

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Wouldn't be too bad desu.Barring the icy cold breeze i get on my neck when it snores, i feel like
it would be very lazy, only waking up once at 3 am to prank me by teleporting me to the middle of the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:47:49 No.38332190 Report

Quoted By: >>38332201

>>38332182
It escalates to sex, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:48:50 No.38332195 Report

Quoted By: >>38332211

kys furfags, seriously you're worse than pedos to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:49:36 No.38332201 Report

Quoted By: >>38332212

>>38332190
THATS NOT WHAT "PLATONICALLY" MEANS, ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:49:45 No.38332203 Report

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cozily

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:50:16 No.38332205 Report

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>>38332182
>P-Primarina what are you doing on my bed?
>Seduce me master
>W-What? A-are you okay? You are s Male Primarina
>Imagine being straight in 2k19. *Sings*
>I-I'm in love with you Primarina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:50:59 No.38332211 Report

Quoted By: >>38332215

>>38332195

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:51:08 No.38332212 Report

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>>38332201
Yeah, too bad I don't into Platone, and neither does anyone I associate with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:51:50 No.38332215 Report

Quoted By: >>38332225

>>38332211
you don't know what that word means
nice numbers tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 12:54:07 No.38332225 Report

Quoted By: >>38332327

>>38332215
>OP asks completely innocent question
>you immediately assume its sexual in nature
>not projecting
Hmmmm
>b-but how is cuddling not sexual
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware your first thought when your dog curls up next to you in bed was sexing it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:02:09 No.38332272 Report

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It would be nice and comfy experience

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:08:11 No.38332299 Report

Quoted By: >>38332569

OH GOD

OH FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:12:52 No.38332319 Report

Quoted By: >>38332324

Not very well at all but motherfucker that's not gonna stop me from trying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:13:54 No.38332324 Report

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>>38332319
Forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:14:35 No.38332327 Report

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>>38332225
>I'm sorry, I wasn't aware your first thought when your dog curls up next to you in bed was sexing it up.
You mean yours isn't? Wow, you're a strange one. Stay away from me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:39:08 No.38332410 Report

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>>38332182
I can only imagine how amazing it would feel to sleep on top of all that fluff
Maximum comfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:44:08 No.38332429 Report

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>>38332182
Not well I presume

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:50:42 No.38332454 Report

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>>38332182
The bed breaks, but I can't stay mad. I fall asleep like instantly. Anything warm and soft knocks me the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:50:43 No.38332455 Report

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>>38332182
>Bed is now covered in rust, seaweed, and whale grease.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 13:57:04 No.38332478 Report

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The best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 14:00:35 No.38332495 Report

Quoted By: >>38332497

>>38332182
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
IT HURTS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 14:01:21 No.38332497 Report

Quoted By: >>38332545

>>38332495
This isnt actually your fav pokemon is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 14:16:01 No.38332545 Report

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>>38332497
Why wouldn't Chandelure be my favourite mon?
Nothing's wrong about that, I just like it very much.
>inb4 unovabortion
My first game was Blue and I played all gens except Gen6, at most 3 years after they were out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 14:20:51 No.38332569 Report

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>>38332299
"Cuddle with me NOW"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2019 15:18:19 No.38332836 Report

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It would be slimy.

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