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Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:41:25 No.38372868 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38372913 >>38375718 >>38375880 >>38377744

You just know damn well Ohmori is gonna try to make all the starters waifumons since he is a waifufag. Probably will double on the waifushit this gen too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:43:02 No.38372879 Report

Quoted By: >>38372886

As long as those wolves on the titles are fuckable that's fine by me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:44:12 No.38372886 Report

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>>38372879
They are probably gonna be typical edgeshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:44:33 No.38372889 Report

Quoted By: >>38372907

he can make as many bloody waifumons as he wants as long as the designs are good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:45:49 No.38372902 Report

Quoted By: >>38372916

Sounds pretty based, what’s your problem OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:46:13 No.38372907 Report

Quoted By: >>38372915

>>38372889
>Waifumon psuedo
The dark age is truly getting stronger.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:47:09 No.38372913 Report

Quoted By: >>38372925 >>38372930 >>38372931 >>38373007 >>38373390 >>38375765

>>38372868
>Gen 1-2,4 no furbait
>Gen 3,5 one furbait
>Gen 6-7 all furbait
>Grookey if the pattern is true is going to be waifubait
>Furfags are already worshipping scorbunny
>Sobble will be a depressed webcomic character as it already has the "literally me crowd"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:47:24 No.38372915 Report

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>>38372907
What do you mean? We already got one in Gen 6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:47:46 No.38372916 Report

Quoted By: >>38372924 >>38376079 >>38377035

>>38372902
>Its fine because it makes me horny
Imagine wanting soulless waifushit. Probably wont be all waifumons but a few obligatory ones. Remember that this is geared towards children and not sex starved virgins who will fuck anything they see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:48:48 No.38372924 Report

Quoted By: >>38372934

>>38372916
but waifumons are the least likely designs to get me horny :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:48:58 No.38372925 Report

Quoted By: >>38372936 >>38372943 >>38372945

>>38372913
>>Gen 1-2,4 no furbait
Is this a joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:49:30 No.38372930 Report

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>>38372913
Did you forget lucario as gen 4 furbait? also lopunny is a thing. But yeah this might be the gen where I box a starter on my first playthrough since I usually do a playthrough for each starter at some point.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:49:20 No.38372931 Report

Quoted By: >>38372943 >>38372945

>>38372913
>Gen 1-2,4 no furbait
Are you high

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:50:11 No.38372934 Report

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>>38372924
Ah I see... You are a Rock type guy like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:50:21 No.38372936 Report

Quoted By: >>38372944 >>38373292 >>38377026 >>38377034

>>38372925
Name furbait from Gens 1 and 2, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:51:12 No.38372943 Report

Quoted By: >>38372950 >>38373013

>>38372931
>>38372925
I think he meant no obvious furbait starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:51:13 No.38372944 Report

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>>38372936
Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:51:19 No.38372945 Report

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>>38372925
>>38372931
Anon's very clearly talking about starters
which is still wrong with daddyzard, baragatr and the furry volcano

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:51:49 No.38372950 Report

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>>38372943
>no obvious furbait starters
So it was a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 20:54:08 No.38372962 Report

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>We live in a timeline where all 3 starters are gonna be waifumon high chance of being male tranny shit
Probably will only make 1 the waifubait while the other 2 will be the typical bulky and sleek designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:00:39 No.38373007 Report

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>>38372913
The moment i saw Sobble I knew its fans were gonna be cringy as fuck with the whole "depression XD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:01:36 No.38373013 Report

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>>38372943
But Eevee’s a starter and is obvious furbait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:33:47 No.38373272 Report

Quoted By: >>38373306 >>38373808

For the furbait raiting of starters on R34 xxx by the formula p(porn) divided by rd(release date)
Venusaur-240/8395=0.03 porn daily
Charizard-4042/8395=0.5 porn daily
Blastoise262/835=0.03 porn daily
Meganium-217/7300=0.03 porn daily
Typholsion-2178/7300=0.3 porn daily
Feraligatr-970/7300=0.1 porn daily
Sceptile-379/6205=0.06 porn daily
Blaziken-2651/6205=0.4 porn daily
Swampert-461/6205=0.07 porn daily
Torterra-42/4745=0.009 porn daily
Infernape-479/4745=0.1 porn daily
Empoleon-128/4745=0.02
Serperior-1058/3285=0.3 porn daily
Emboar-281/3285=0.09 porn daily
Samurott-728/3285=0.2 porn daily
Chesnaught-262/2190=0.1 porn daily
Delphox-1124/2190=0.5 porn daily
Greninja-1431/2190=0.7 porn daily
decidueye-278/1095=0.3 porn daily
Incineroar-864/1095=0.8 porn daily
Primarina-496/1095=0.5 porn daily
Grookey-84/61=1.3 porn daily
Scorbunny-428/61=7 porn daily
Sobble-137/61=2.2 porn daily

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:35:39 No.38373292 Report

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>>38372936
Typhlosion

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Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:37:29 No.38373306 Report

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>>38373272
>Grookey-84/61=1.3 porn daily
Fucking furries LEAVE THE MONKEY ALONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 21:49:25 No.38373390 Report

Quoted By:

>>38372913
>>Gen 1-2,4 no furbait
Fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Apr 2019 22:55:48 No.38373808 Report

Quoted By:

>>38373272
>Grookey-84/61=1.3 porn daily
>Scorbunny-428/61=7 porn daily
>Sobble-137/61=2.2 porn daily

It's because they're new and exciting Pokemon. They appeal to furries and pokephiles as much as any regular starter Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:00:20 No.38375718 Report

Quoted By: >>38375749

>>38372868
I hope they are all waifumons just to spite you kaijufags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:04:44 No.38375749 Report

Quoted By: >>38375862

>>38375718
>seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:06:50 No.38375765 Report

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>>38372913
Sobble is going to become a Rugby Chad and you know it nigga. Gamefreak will be based just this once at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:20:25 No.38375862 Report

Quoted By:

>>38375749
t.Assmad Kaijucuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:23:40 No.38375880 Report

Quoted By:

>>38372868
I triple dog dare him to make the monkey fuckable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 04:49:25 No.38376079 Report

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>>38372916
>soulless waifushit
Waifushit, just like edgeshit, isn't soulless by default; there're plenty of soulful examples of both. It just attracts hack artists like moths to flame.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 08:43:47 No.38377026 Report

Quoted By: >>38377808

>>38372936
Also, Celebi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 08:47:11 No.38377034 Report

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>>38372936
How in the blue fuck is Mewtwo not furbait? Or Sneasel?

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Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 08:47:28 No.38377035 Report

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>>38372916
>I hate it because it makes me horny
Imagine hating something that does not affect you just because it makes other people happy and you're too sexually frustrated to know how to express yourself in a healthy way. Remember that this is geared towards consumers and not close-minded puritans who want to push their censorship and cultural values on different people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 12:26:06 No.38377744 Report

Quoted By:

>>38372868
>waifufag
what if he was just trying to make more pokemon for girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2019 12:46:17 No.38377808 Report

Quoted By:

>>38377026
Chicorita is a green bean with a leaf on it's head, it wasn't designed to bait furries.
Celebi is just cute, like a kid or a small animal. It doesn't have fur, wide hips, constant bedroom eyes or any of the shit like that.

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