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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:01:41 No.38388137 View View Reply Original Report

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>this woman is over 40 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:02:49 No.38388147 Report

Quoted By: >>38388160 >>38388252 >>38388743

>>38388137
I wonder how many miles of dick she's taken over the years. Probably a lot if you layed out the dicks one by one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:03:55 No.38388157 Report

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>>38388137
Not only 40 years old but also cummed inside enough to get two kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:04:19 No.38388160 Report

Quoted By: >>38388228 >>38389054

>>38388147
that's pretty hot. Now that I do the maths I've for sure been fucked by cocks that together are taller than me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:07:34 No.38388196 Report

Quoted By: >>38388380

>>38388137
What are you implying about my beautiful wife, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:10:55 No.38388228 Report

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>>38388160
Please tell me you're a cute trap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:13:01 No.38388252 Report

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>>38388147
Imagine how her vagina looks and feels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:14:51 No.38388266 Report

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>>38388228
I'm pretty cute but I'm no trap sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:23:22 No.38388337 Report

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>>38388266
Probably you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:25:19 No.38388350 Report

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>>38388337
No, I'm a solid 9 who embraces at 100% his masculinity :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:25:58 No.38388355 Report

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>>38388137
I bet she swallows semen from young, virgin boys in order to stay young-looking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:26:27 No.38388358 Report

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>>38388350
>I'm a solid 9
lol, ok faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:27:39 No.38388365 Report

Quoted By: >>38388442

>>38388137
Are you implying that’s a negative?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:28:01 No.38388367 Report

Quoted By: >>38388395

>>38388358
>seething
Sorry bro no dick for you here :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:28:19 No.38388369 Report

Quoted By: >>38389054

>>38388350
>masculine bottom
Nice combo. I'd ask more but this is /vp/ not /hm/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:29:46 No.38388380 Report

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>>38388196
You'll always be her consolation prize after she couldn't get Mohn back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:31:03 No.38388395 Report

Quoted By: >>38388508

>>38388367
That's ok, I like women like a normal male and not smelly ungroomed dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:31:14 No.38388398 Report

Quoted By: >>38388404

>>38388137
Not necessarily. How old is Lillie? 11? My own mom had me at 22 so assuming Lillie is still a preteen then Lusamine could be in her 30s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:32:11 No.38388404 Report

Quoted By: >>38388412

>>38388398
If you played SM you'd know that Lusamine herself says she's over 40.
Not that I blame if you didn't play SM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:33:36 No.38388412 Report

Quoted By: >>38388483

>>38388404
Oh, lol. I actually quit by the third island because the game was beyond boring, so I never really got to talk to her. Assumed the 40s thing was a headcanon. Well, now I know!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:38:18 No.38388442 Report

Quoted By: >>38388739

>>38388365
Absolutely not, it’s a miracle she’s still this cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:42:14 No.38388483 Report

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>>38388412

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:42:49 No.38388488 Report

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>>38388137
Hey isn’t that the Butler dude from Prof layton?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:46:56 No.38388508 Report

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>>38388395
normal males aren't afraid of someone else's dick tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 19:59:30 No.38388591 Report

Quoted By: >>38397783

>>38388508
Yeah, that much is obvious. But not being afraid shouldn't mean you want to suck it off or have it up your ass, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:08:36 No.38388663 Report

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>>38388137
My heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:16:00 No.38388709 Report

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I WANNA RRRRRRRRRAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:17:50 No.38388719 Report

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>>38388137
she doesn't exists faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:18:07 No.38388724 Report

Quoted By: >>38388766 >>38389094 >>38390916

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:20:09 No.38388737 Report

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>>38388137
That's cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:20:43 No.38388739 Report

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>>38388442
hahahahah
>creating a drawing of an anime girl
>says she's 50
retards be like: uuuuh it's a miracle ooh and she has kiiiids? WAAAAT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, IS THIS REAL LIFE?
no it's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:21:17 No.38388743 Report

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>>38388147
probably only one, MABYE two

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:24:30 No.38388759 Report

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>>38388739
The only retard here is you thanks to that analysis. Nobody here has implied that she would be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:24:59 No.38388761 Report

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>>38388739
t. ugly woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:25:40 No.38388766 Report

Quoted By: >>38388783 >>38390871

>>38388724
Does Lusamine teach Lillie about sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:28:58 No.38388779 Report

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>>38388739
kek
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:29:42 No.38388783 Report

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>>38388766
With each finger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:33:37 No.38388810 Report

Quoted By: >>38390321

I would give my eye teeth for a young-looking, wealthy, criminally insane milf gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 20:59:58 No.38388983 Report

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>>38388137
I dunno about you guys, but the women in my family age slowly after like 20. My grandma is 70 and looks 50, my mom is nearly 50 and looks 30. Lusamine may be the same, or maybe its cosmetic surgery.

maybe thats why gladion is so angry, he inherited the cute forever gene from his mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 21:04:07 No.38389054 Report

Quoted By: >>38389066 >>38391738

>>38388160
>>38388228
>>38388266
>>38388350
>>38388369
>>38388508
Why are there so many homosexuals on /vp/? Genuinely curious, not hating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 21:06:04 No.38389065 Report

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>>38388137

It was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 21:06:05 No.38389066 Report

Quoted By: >>38390306

>>38389054
This whole website is pretty homo desu. Can barely go a thread without reading "trap" or "BBC" or "boipucci"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 21:09:53 No.38389094 Report

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>>38388724
Reminder that Lillie is a rude and selfish child that callously rejected her mother's love by refusing to be an alien parasitic jellyfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Apr 2019 21:13:48 No.38389114 Report

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Susan Sarrandon's 72 and she still looks like she's in her early 50's. What's your point? Lusamine takes care of herself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 00:13:23 No.38390267 Report

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BROS NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 00:18:03 No.38390306 Report

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>>38389066
One of those is legitimately just an insult, one of those is a descriptor and the third is a shitpost. I am confused. What do you mean by this anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 00:20:25 No.38390321 Report

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>>38388810

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 00:20:46 No.38390325 Report

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>>38390306
>legitimately just an insult
Not when it's said to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 01:28:18 No.38390871 Report

Quoted By: >>38391609 >>38391738

>>38388766
She taught her how to menstruate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 01:31:30 No.38390892 Report

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god i want to do to lusamine's pussy what lusamine did to lillie's childhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 01:32:24 No.38390897 Report

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>>38390306
>One of those is legitimately just an insult
back to tumblr with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 01:34:08 No.38390916 Report

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>>38388724
Anime version is so weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 02:34:24 No.38391388 Report

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>>38390892
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:06:57 No.38391609 Report

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>>38390871
Did she use a TM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:09:08 No.38391621 Report

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>>38390892
First genuine laugh from /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:10:01 No.38391629 Report

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>>38390892
Lock it up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:21:13 No.38391715 Report

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>>38388137
That's not a woman, it's a drawing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:23:15 No.38391730 Report

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>>38388137
Given that she is meant to be a rich woman, that would explain it.
She just uses all the best products.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 03:24:36 No.38391738 Report

Quoted By:

>>38390871
qeq

>>38389054
Normie filter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 07:21:04 No.38393009 Report

Quoted By: >>38393654

>>38388337
Truly an eldritch horror

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 09:15:11 No.38393654 Report

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>>38393009
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 09:21:53 No.38393696 Report

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>>38388137
>40-year-old woman acting like a child with adult responsibilities because that's how she's lived the rest of her life
Seems pretty realistic actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 09:23:11 No.38393708 Report

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ALOLA
IS
CRINGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 10:48:14 No.38394186 Report

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>>38388137
She's young at heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 12:49:12 No.38394715 Report

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>>38388355
Would you let here take your virginity for that without having sex again or a romantic relationship with her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 17:55:31 No.38396418 Report

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beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 18:03:43 No.38396511 Report

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>>38388358
Nice selfie cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 18:04:53 No.38396520 Report

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>>38388137
Once you go Nihilego, you never go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 18:12:27 No.38396597 Report

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I will never forgive the motherfucker who said "we need to tone down the crazy" after people reacted negatively to her in SM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 18:12:43 No.38396599 Report

Quoted By: >>38397815 >>38397838

This is a 45 year old woman with 20+ year old children

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 20:35:00 No.38397737 Report

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necrobump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 20:40:41 No.38397783 Report

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>>38388591
I wouldn’t consider myself a “normal male” if I’d feel the urge to go online to complain about a dick in someone else’s hot butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 20:45:11 No.38397815 Report

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>>38396599
She definitely injects

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 20:48:56 No.38397838 Report

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>>38396599
She went from English Rose (see Much Ado About Nothing 1993) to Hollywood plastic (see Pearl Harbour 2001). She also boasted about using facials from Korean infant foreskins before deleting that reveal out of embarrassment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2019 21:02:25 No.38397923 Report

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>>38388350

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