I think Pokemon just ruined my 2 year relationship. I know you guys don't like greentext so I'm sorry but
>get really hungry
>since I'm fat I eat 2 big macs and 40 nuggets for lunch in one sitting
>going to mall with gf later
>stop at some anime store called character world in the mall once we arrive
>gurgle
>urge to brap
>have to shit but don't want to because I'd have to leave her to go find a restroom
>she's looking at all the pokemon and is indecisive because I told her I'd buy her something
>feels like ages and she's stuck between choosing a Sylveon or Vulpix
>picks the Sylveon after ages which coincidentally had no tag so it takes ages to buy it, and probably would've made it if she didn't pick Sylveon
>pinching shit in my asshole with all my willpower by now
>leave store and say I have to go to the bathroom
>half way there
>shit pants
She noticed right away. I went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up and went to a store to buy new clothes. I texted her saying I'm sorry but now she won't talk to me and didn't say a word on the way back. That Sylveon fucked me over /vp/. I don't know how to feel right now.