Went on the ol’ internet and saw this new Pokemon computer game and I’m thinkin’ “ooh, I’m likin’ look of that, it looks alright.” And then I see this little Scottish lass, hat and all and I’m thinkin’ “cute little girl that, looks like she minds ‘er manners.” Then I ‘eard her talk; nastiest little girl I ever ‘heard, saying all kinds of bollocks, you know where’s her parents? She’s just knockin’ about England, look like the ol’ field near me house, it’s dangerous out there. Told Suzanne, she said I was takin’ it too serious like and I was like “nah I can’t be doin’ with this, little girl out on ‘er own with those Muslim rape gangs, can’t be ‘avin none of this.”