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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:07:06 No.38407742 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38407752 >>38407880 >>38407930 >>38407944 >>38407998 >>38408014 >>38408054 >>38408077 >>38408131 >>38408271 >>38408787

Pikachu is sad because

>You need to brush your teeth
>You need to take a shower
>You need to cut your hair
>You need to get a job

Please make Pikachu happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:08:46 No.38407752 Report

Quoted By: >>38407859 >>38407981

>>38407742
I already did/have those today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:32:33 No.38407859 Report

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>>38407752
yeah right incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:35:45 No.38407880 Report

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>>38407742
What's up with all the projection threads recently? Is it one anon making a reminder/motivation list for themselves or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:41:29 No.38407913 Report

Quoted By: >>38408790

no one here is actually a neet, right?

if you are, pack up, get the fuck out and go find work. /vp/ is a working man's board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:44:38 No.38407930 Report

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>>38407742

>You need to brush your teeth

I do it once a month

>You need to take a shower

I do that once a week

>You need to cut your hair

I take care of my hair lol

>You need to get a job

Not during my last senior highschool year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:46:16 No.38407938 Report

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I despise Shillchu so I'm not going to do any of these just to spite it, as well as you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:47:10 No.38407944 Report

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>>38407742
i do
i do
never
nice try jews, you are not taking away 2/3 of my life to squeeze money from me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:47:27 No.38407946 Report

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>cutting your own hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:54:52 No.38407981 Report

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>>38407752
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 02:59:57 No.38407998 Report

Quoted By: >>38408013 >>38408037 >>38408040 >>38408046 >>38408112 >>38408216

>>38407742
>You need to brush your teeth
I admit I have barely been brushing them, but even when I did it was like once every two weeks and my teeth are actually way healthier that the rest of my family who brushes every day lol.
>You need to take a shower
I do twice a week, and that's enough.
>You need to cut your hair
I'm a girl (female) so no. I had long, flowy hair once which I stupidly cut, so now I'm trying to get it back
>You need to get a job
I'm in my last year of university and have money, so I don't need/want to work yet. I'm also very lazy and dread the day when I start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:01:08 No.38408006 Report

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I'm glad I don't need to play pokemon at least, I was real worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:02:17 No.38408013 Report

Quoted By: >>38408058

>>38407998
>take a shower
>I do twice a week, and that's enough.
>I'm a girl (female)
>I'm in my last year of university and have money
Disgusting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:02:27 No.38408014 Report

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>>38407742
I haven't done any of those in two decades.
How am I doin?

Pic Related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:06:18 No.38408037 Report

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>>38407998
Ay girl can I get your number?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:06:20 No.38408040 Report

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>>38407998
>I'm a girl (female)
Come on Anon, we all know you have a feminine penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:06:37 No.38408046 Report

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>>38407998
Imagine the smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:07:36 No.38408052 Report

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/soc/ thread
normies are going to blogpost about their great lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:07:49 No.38408054 Report

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>>38407742
I only need to do one of those things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:08:18 No.38408058 Report

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>>38408013
Showering more actually makes my hair look greasy and ugly. It's not uncommon in girls, tbqh. Hair types vary a lot and each showers according to what is better. I have friends that do it daily, whereas others do it once a week, and they all look really nice and feel silky and soft. I do it on Sundays and Thursdays, and that is good for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:10:24 No.38408077 Report

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>>38407742
Naughty women who nag get 12 hours in my pits. Does Pikachu want to join mother?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:16:02 No.38408112 Report

Quoted By: >>38408153

>>38407998
>I do twice a week
Why do women think that they don't need to take showers often?

I remember how my teacher(chick) used to tell me that men have to take a shower everyday because men are sweaty and full of hormones, but women don't need to take a shower more then once(yes once) a week because a women's body is "self cleaning".
She smelled like a dead fish smothered in salt.
Anyways, my point is you bitchs need to clean your bacteria filled puss daily. None of that hippie letting your Vag fluid clean it up. It might help clean sand and dirt out, but it still stinks like death.

Annondorf

Annondorf Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:16:05 No.38408113 Report

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- brush teeth twice a day, still crookeder than the Isle of England

- Shower 1-2 times a day based on activity level. Seriously got water is amazing for sore muscles/migraines I’m surprised people don’t take advantage of this modern nessecity

- once a month, I keep my hair kempt and neat. Usually short on the sides and longer on top.

- Have been working since 2008 now full time with college.

I am a “Functional Adult”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:21:10 No.38408131 Report

Quoted By: >>38408139 >>38408142

>>38407742
I do all of these things already. Pikachu should be sad because I'm too busy living paycheck to paycheck and saving up money for important things like down payments on houses to play his games since Gen III, so I limit myself to fapping to pokegirls I hardly know the names of after work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:23:34 No.38408139 Report

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>>38408131
>paying for something the government owns

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:24:09 No.38408142 Report

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>>38408131
Living the American dream...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:26:20 No.38408153 Report

Quoted By: >>38408167 >>38408663

>>38408112
I actually use a bidet to clean after peeing every time before drying with paper, it never smells and hate the idea of it ever starting to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:26:46 No.38408156 Report

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this is brionne. brionne is sad because OP wants people to work but doesn't care about the material conditions of the workers. Make brionne happy, vote labor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:28:26 No.38408167 Report

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>>38408153
Oh, good on you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:38:03 No.38408216 Report

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>>38407998
G A L A R
A
L
A
R

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 03:53:54 No.38408271 Report

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>>38407742
I already got those checked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:14:45 No.38408663 Report

Quoted By: >>38408819

>>38408153
Are you the Argentinian "girl" from the other day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:39:22 No.38408754 Report

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lol but guys wouldnt it be funny if pikachu was surprised?!? :O EPIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:49:02 No.38408787 Report

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>>38407742
I do the first, I do wash myself but I don't use a shower. I work at home so no need to do that and I style my hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:50:16 No.38408790 Report

Quoted By: >>38408801

>>38407913
If you don't work 8+ hours you are a neet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:52:37 No.38408801 Report

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>>38408790
I... I think you forgot some of the terms in NEET there, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 05:58:13 No.38408819 Report

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>>38408663
Oh my god, didn't think anyone would remember that, but yes.
Also whenever you see someone claiming Swadloon is their favorite mon, chances are it's also me

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