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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 01:50:36 No.38415325 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38415393 >>38415404 >>38415422 >>38416904 >>38416936 >>38417038

No. Freakin. Way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 01:54:24 No.38415352 Report

Quoted By: >>38415404 >>38415429

Hey Peter look at my deviantart account

https://www.deviantart.com/raidenthedeoxys/gallery/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 01:59:16 No.38415393 Report

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>>38415325
This reminds me of the time I walked in on Meg and a Farfetch'd!
>Hard cut to meg's bedroom
>Meg and Farfetch'd are on a bed, both looking straight ahead and nervous.
>Farfetch'd: So... are we uh...
>Meg suddenly pushes Farfetch'd over and mounts him, kissing passionately.
>Cut to shot of the door, Peter looking down at some papers opens it
>Peter: Hey Meg I was wonderin' if you could help me with this crosswo-
>Looks up, notices what's happening on the bed. Slowly gets a horrified expression on his face.
>Background noises of grunting and moaning, Farfetch'd and Meg
>Shot stays on Peter's face, horrified.
>Meg: Oh - Oh yeah!
>Farfetch'd: You like that? You like my stick?
>Meg: Oh yeah I do!
>Farfetch'd: Well then you'll love this!
>Text box shows up beneath Peter's face "Farfetch'd used POUND! It was a critical hit!"
>Meg: Oooooh!
>Peter slowly backs away to the door, taking about 3 minutes
>Critical hit text box continues to show up over and over, with more moaning in the background.
>When Peter is basically already out the door, he turns around and runs facefirst into the wall
>Textbox says "Wall used BLOCK! It was super effective!"
>Peter: Where do these BOXES keep COMING FROM?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 02:00:02 No.38415404 Report

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>>38415325
>>38415352
wtf these very funny :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 02:01:53 No.38415422 Report

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>>38415325
AURORA BORIALIS?HEY LOIS LOOK AT THIS!
Ohhh peyterrr fuck me im lois
NO YOUR NOT YOUR BRIAN IN A WIG
Oh no
*le epic fight scene invlove chicken*
HAHA BRIAN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
FuCkYoUaSsHoLe
Oh look its eruc kartman
AsSsHiTfArT
i a m homer a n d i m h e r e t o

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 02:02:37 No.38415429 Report

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>>38415352
why my peepee hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 06:08:14 No.38416882 Report

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>>38415393
I came to this. I came to this so hard. Wow, honestly I can't even begin to describe the load I just unleashed. And when I say unleashed, I mean U N L E A S H E D. HOOOOOOLY SHIT. I mean, some dudes may need a Kleenex or two, but damn I think I'll need a whole box. Wowzers! Honest to God (hope he wasn't watching), I don't know what I'm going to do with all of this...it'd be a shame if it went to waste. God I wish Farfetch'd was here to take it. In whatever receptacle he desired. I'd let him have it, have it all, as much as he wanted until he got his fill. Meg can have the scraps. Anyways, yeah I gotta do some major cleaning.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 06:14:41 No.38416904 Report

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>>38415325
Please stop

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 06:25:47 No.38416936 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 06:48:36 No.38417012 Report

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>>38415393
Go home Seth you're drunk

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 06:54:39 No.38417038 Report

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>>38415325
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Deoxys: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Deoxys!
>Brian: Holy shit, Deoxys? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Deoxys is fighting Islamic terrorists while trumpets play
>Deoxys: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. There's no place like HOENN!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Deoxys!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Deoxys uses Psycho Boost to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Digimon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
===
>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: Deoxys is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure Deoxys is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on Deoxys' neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!
>Deoxys leans forward, vomits a bunch of blood, and then falls back dead again
>Peter: Up, no. It was just a convulsion.

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