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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 21:35:00 No.38421617 View View Reply Original Report

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What if Pokemon was real?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 21:48:09 No.38421711 Report

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>>38421617
You'd have to care for them like any regular 300 pound house pet but in some cases x6 for a full team

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:11:03 No.38421881 Report

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haha may is sad someone should tickle her to make her smile oh and treat all those injuries too I guess

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:26:32 No.38422039 Report

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>>38421617
stealth ryona thread. yuck.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:28:10 No.38422055 Report

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would be a disaster
you know how dolphins like to rape whatever they want?
imagine dolphins, but they aren't confined to the water and had psychic powers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:28:13 No.38422057 Report

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>>38421617
I'd set out on a journey to fuck 'em all

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:32:00 No.38422090 Report

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>>38421617
You'd still be a faggot sitting in front of a computer screen all day

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:38:49 No.38422151 Report

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>>38422090
Maybe, but i'd have a cute pokewaifu

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:40:34 No.38422164 Report

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i would make arbok eat me

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 22:53:08 No.38422271 Report

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Please don't hurt May.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:27:45 No.38422629 Report

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>>38421617
I'd get a charizard and flamethrower all the bullys to death >:D get pwned

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:36:27 No.38422718 Report

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>>38421617
My miserable existence would be slightly less miserable.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:46:00 No.38422783 Report

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Pokephilia would be something like the LGBT, seriously I can already see this shit

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:47:14 No.38422793 Report

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>>38421617
Do you think if I took May to the hospital she'd go out with me?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:48:43 No.38422807 Report

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>>38422783
>Comparing based pokephilla to lgbtpedophile garbage
Yikes

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sluts suck nuts Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:48:44 No.38422808 Report

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>>38421617
>i would fuck them all
>hell yeah mhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:49:44 No.38422815 Report

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Important question:

Are humans like they are in the show where we can knock an Onix out in one punch and survive flamethrowers and lightning bolts? I realize some of it was for gags, but humans seem a lot hardier in the show. The distinction changes the tone of things a whole lot.

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sluts suck nuts Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:50:34 No.38422821 Report

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>>38422793
i would rape and kill her that
way you still cummed and didn't have to deal with her bullshit remember lad give them head and make them death

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:50:50 No.38422825 Report

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>>38421617
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:51:25 No.38422826 Report

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>>38421617
Sex. Lots and lots of sex.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:51:44 No.38422834 Report

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>>38422807
What if the Pokémon are gay too?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:51:49 No.38422835 Report

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>>38422807
Kind of depends. Sapient creatures would absolutely fall under that category. If you want to fuck a Carvanha, though, that's basically a dog. Same with Garydos, apparently.

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sluts suck nuts Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:54:24 No.38422853 Report

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>>38422057
>i would join you mabey
>have a trheesome with some
>horny looking ones
> i like ninetails her dirty ass

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sluts suck nuts Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:55:27 No.38422858 Report

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>>38422164
>i would make that thing taste something else

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:55:38 No.38422860 Report

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>>38422808
>facebook memes
kys

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sluts suck nuts Sun 28 Apr 2019 23:59:25 No.38422886 Report

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>>38422826
>exactly what i thought you have a perfect little >girl ready for dick laying there like give it hard >you dirty fuck so we must give it those are the >rules of fucking most here are faggots and >have experience getting fucked fuck or be fucked

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 00:04:09 No.38422929 Report

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>>38422807
>the actual state of poképhiles
You freaks and degenerates are no better and you know it.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 00:06:30 No.38422942 Report

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>>38422929
But being a Pokephile is way better than being a pedo.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 00:09:00 No.38422961 Report

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>>38421617
Most of /vp/ would be dead as they would try to put their dicks in dragons

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 00:17:50 No.38423038 Report

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>>38421617
i would get an guardevoir as soon as possible and fuck her all day

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 03:19:20 No.38424330 Report

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>>38421617
we would probably be ok if we had pokeballs and adapted. We would all die once Mewtwo shows up though

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 03:40:31 No.38424473 Report

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>>38422151
Nice

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 03:42:39 No.38424492 Report

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>>38422821
Thanks faggot, now I'm hungry

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 03:46:48 No.38424522 Report

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>>38422860
Suck nuts slut.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 03:59:47 No.38424594 Report

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>>38421617
I would get a pay raise since now I can work with a guard "dog".

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2019 08:07:52 No.38425781 Report

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>>38422629
>pathetic

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