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>>38442168
Who are 'they'? Team Rocket? Because they'd be doing it too. The local law enforcement? Yeah, good luck policing that with any degree of efficiency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 06:51:40 No.38442179 Report

Quoted By: >>38442238 >>38458724

>>38442168
Trainers are constantly set on fire and electrocuted by their trainers in the anime, yet remain fine after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:06:48 No.38442238 Report

Quoted By: >>38442266

>>38442168
>>38442179
Besides, we all know the pokemon would be the ones initiating it most of the time. In fact, pokerape, that is, getting raped BY the pokemon would be a major concern for beginning trainers who can't fight back against their pokefriends' carnal desires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:11:47 No.38442266 Report

Quoted By: >>38442290 >>38442293 >>38452861 >>38452919

>>38442238
No pokemon would want puny human dick. Girls might get raped though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:13:00 No.38442272 Report

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>>38442069
can people catch pokerus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:15:34 No.38442290 Report

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>>38442266
t. pokecel
All pokewoman crave big human cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:16:09 No.38442293 Report

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>>38442266
>puny

I want you to picture Ron Jeremy's length in this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:16:48 No.38442294 Report

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>>38442290
Why would they when arcanines and zebstrika are infinitely more hung

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:20:24 No.38442312 Report

Quoted By: >>38448427

>>38442294
A horse cock kills people. A horse cock would split a Pikachu in half. Humans have a nice mid range option that considerably less lethal while still being noticably larger than the standard for many species. If you want to fuck an Arcanine or Ponyta, you're in trouble, but in those cases, it's probably better to let see if you can take the knot instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:27:23 No.38442343 Report

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>>38442069
I don't know, but what I do know is I'd reward my Incineroar, Machoke and Passimian by letting them use me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:28:10 No.38442346 Report

Quoted By: >>38442352 >>38443677

>>38442294
If it's anything like irl they all finish after literally 5 seconds and the females don't actually get any pleasure because of it.
Human dick was made for endurance.
Even if it's comparatively smaller most female mammals have the nerve endings near the entrance if the vagina anyways.
That's why horses and deer go crazy for human dick and literally become addicted to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:29:28 No.38442352 Report

Quoted By: >>38442415

>>38442346
>That's why horses and deer go crazy for human dick and literally become addicted to it.

... Citation Needed.
Desired, even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:37:40 No.38442405 Report

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>>38442069
Gogoat, Rapidash, Miltank

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:40:01 No.38442415 Report

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>>38442352

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:40:10 No.38442416 Report

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>>38442294
By default you shouldn't be attracted to animals just members of your own species lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:43:59 No.38442427 Report

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>>38442416
Terms get weird here, since our universe only has humans as sapient creatures. If there were hypothetically things in the world that had human level intelligence, we'd probably be attracted or not attracted to them in the same way some white men are into asians or some asian men are into black women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:47:30 No.38442440 Report

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>>38442415
Well.
That was hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 07:49:01 No.38442443 Report

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>>38442416
And why is that? So male and female should only stick together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 09:08:51 No.38442665 Report

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>>38442415
What the actual FUCK did I just read

and why do I have a boner because of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 10:17:55 No.38442803 Report

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>>38442416
And of the opposite sex for purpose of reproduction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:07:20 No.38443592 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:29:24 No.38443677 Report

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>>38442346
I've heard a story of a female dolphin getting attached to her handler and more or less forcing herself on him.
He eventually caved and fucked her, maybe few times, but ended getting caught. Supposedly she died from depression after they were separated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:34:57 No.38443703 Report

Quoted By: >>38449416

>>38442069
Mightyena, it used to canonically rape people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:38:18 No.38443714 Report

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Octillery or Tentacool for the ladies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:40:26 No.38443723 Report

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>>38442173
The pokemon you autist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 14:58:52 No.38443834 Report

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>>38443723
Pokemon want to get close to their trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 17:33:06 No.38444947 Report

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>>38442150
You don't get out much do you. Fortune cookie is totally penetrable, just has to be a large enough breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2019 22:06:16 No.38447114 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 00:45:15 No.38448354 Report

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>>38442124
Yes, you just have to make sure to angle upwards or you'll bang your dick into the bitch's pelvic girdle

>>38442089
It's dogs and horses IRL because they're the most accessible animals that are big enough for man dick; in Pokemon practically everything is big enough to accommodate your Super Rod so the sky's the limit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 00:58:58 No.38448427 Report

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>>38442312
>A horse cock would split a Pikachu in half.
Rapidash and Pikachu are both in the Field egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 01:01:09 No.38448441 Report

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>>38442416
>being attracted to members of the same species
gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 01:04:29 No.38448465 Report

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>>38442069
Anon, we need to talk about your attraction to Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 01:08:52 No.38448500 Report

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>>38442415
hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 01:15:54 No.38448554 Report

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>>38448441
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 03:02:37 No.38449416 Report

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>>38443703
>pseudopenis
pls no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 03:07:41 No.38449452 Report

Quoted By: >>38449559 >>38450453 >>38451828

>>38449416

Did you know that male MIghtyena show submission to the dominant female Mightyena by showing off their erect penis which is much smaller than her pseudopenis?

Did you know that the first baby a female Mightyena has actually dies horribly because they push it out through the pseudopenis which doesn't actually have an opening? The birthing basically tears open their "hymen" at the cost of their first cub, which then lets them give birth normally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 03:24:37 No.38449559 Report

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>>38449452
pokemon lay eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 06:12:47 No.38450453 Report

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>>38449452
bumping thread just to ask what the fuck you're talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 06:16:22 No.38450463 Report

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>>38450453
Everything that anon said is actually true of hyenas in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 10:29:38 No.38451405 Report

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>>38442076
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 12:04:04 No.38451828 Report

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>>38449452
Sometimes I wonder what kinds of religions animals would come up with if they were sapient.
Like, how badly must Hyena Eve have pissed God off for that to be her lot in life?

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 15:02:43 No.38452724 Report

Quoted By: >>38452732

Look at her,
She knows you want to fuck her so hard she runs out of eggs for you to fertilize but you cant.
Fuck game freak for making this goddess

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 15:04:16 No.38452732 Report

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>>38452724
Anon this thread is about Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 15:04:32 No.38452734 Report

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arcanine

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 15:26:35 No.38452861 Report

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>>38442266
Bayleef? Mareanie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 15:35:48 No.38452919 Report

Quoted By: >>38453760

>>38442416
>>38442266
actual real animals are more degenerate than people are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 17:52:30 No.38453760 Report

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>>38452919
>"I actually make a lousy crane, but she likes me anyway"
tfw no birb gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 17:58:49 No.38453799 Report

Quoted By: >>38453872

Alright listen up kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 17:58:50 No.38453800 Report

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>>38442069
Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 18:02:37 No.38453819 Report

Quoted By: >>38457111

>>38442076
>>38442089
No, humans in Pokemon aren't failed creations like real life humans. There'd be no degeneracy of that nature in the Pokeverse. They live in a nigh perfect utopia. That's why their villains commit crimes—because they're bored to death and want to see the utopia crumble.

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 18:11:26 No.38453872 Report

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>>38453799
the problem with this post is that it tries to apply real would animal logic, while ignoring real world animal logic
most animals don't really get pleasure from sex, but there are a very select few (dolphins, people), and all the ones that do are very intelligent
you wouldn't be worrying about people fucking pokemon, but pokemon fucking people

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 18:15:34 No.38453896 Report

Quoted By: >>38453977 >>38455757

>>38453872

I would totally give up my life to be a Dragonair's fuckpet in order for my village to have regular rainstorms to keep the crops growing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 18:30:16 No.38453977 Report

Quoted By: >>38454010

>>38453896
well, in japanese (and most east asian) religions, dragons are considered incredibly intelligent, so they'd probably be one of the dolphins in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 18:36:25 No.38454010 Report

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>>38453977

That's my point, basically. I'd gladly trade myself to them for whatever use they had for me just for the sake of it, but other people getting something out of that as well is just icing on the cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 19:09:11 No.38454236 Report

Quoted By: >>38454272

>>38453872
>most animals don't really get pleasure from sex
most animals haven't had sex with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 19:14:09 No.38454272 Report

Quoted By: >>38454325

>>38454236
But I'm sure a few have right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 19:19:28 No.38454325 Report

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>>38454272
no ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 22:23:36 No.38455757 Report

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>>38453896
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2019 23:39:10 No.38456360 Report

Quoted By: >>38457096 >>38457108

>>38453872
>most animals don't really get pleasure from sex
Untrue, they dont have sex for pleasure, they do it for procreation. If sex didnt feel good animals would have no drive to mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:08:30 No.38457096 Report

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>>38456360
>If sex didnt feel good animals would have no drive to mate
tell that to bedbugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:09:26 No.38457108 Report

Quoted By: >>38457121 >>38457178

>>38456360
cat cocks are filled with barbs, it's incredibly painful for the female cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:09:37 No.38457111 Report

Quoted By: >>38461584

>>38453819
And even the villains aren't unclean enough to fuck Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:11:44 No.38457121 Report

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>>38457108
barbs is meme.
they're more like the bumps on a cucumber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:18:12 No.38457178 Report

Quoted By: >>38457185

>>38457108
If a Persian fucked you, would you die? They're big cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:18:34 No.38457185 Report

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>>38457178
it would be extremely painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 04:05:45 No.38458724 Report

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>>38442179
I would say "they're cartoons", but there's also that guy that got Hyper Beamed in GSC so you've got a point there.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:26:55 No.38460699 Report

Quoted By: >>38460719 >>38461254 >>38461717 >>38461786

What an interesting thread.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:36:23 No.38460719 Report

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>>38460699
You can't apply that in hard-to-reach areas, can you? Let me help you out with that.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 13:35:22 No.38461254 Report

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>>38460699

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 14:29:44 No.38461584 Report

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>>38457111
I wouldn't want to fuck a Koffing or Zubat or whatever, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 14:33:54 No.38461602 Report

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>>38442069
None because pokemon aren’t animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 15:01:05 No.38461717 Report

Quoted By: >>38461728

>>38460699
what is she gonna do with that lotion? her skin isn't even dry lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 15:03:54 No.38461728 Report

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>>38461717
She just wants you to rub it all over her body for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 15:12:38 No.38461786 Report

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>>38460699
>0699
I think we found the winner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 16:01:25 No.38462100 Report

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>Confide
>"The user tells the target a secret, and the target loses its ability to concentrate. This lowers the target's Sp. Atk stat."
>"The user tells the target a secret"
>Have language
>Are sapient
None of them. They have a learnable language, seemingly, and can therefore consent, so, not even zoophilia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 16:18:38 No.38462205 Report

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>>38442124
I once saw a gif of a dude boning his golden retriever and it seemed to fit fine,she was also really into it.Same thread I saw a dude doing oral with a chicken which again looked consensual.Don't know why anyone likes IRL animals tho it was supposed to just be a fur thread but degenerates gonna degenerate.

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