>>38445857>I cheated on my gf>She found out>I decided to stay with her and our son>I wish I left her for the twink every day>>38449704>>38449688As an australian male in a long term hetero relationship I would like nothing more than to fall asleep holding onto a guy in a skirt.
Fags here are some tips. Adopt a healthy eating habbit, simple half hour daily exercise routine and look after your skin (lotion, stay out of the sun, etc). Do these things and you'll find someone to look after you and treat you like the princess you want to be.
Don't give me shit about being 'too old', not fit enough, too tall or broad. Doesn't. Fuckin. Matter.
Look after yourself and you'll find someone to look after you.