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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:46:40 No.38457446 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38457515 >>38458506 >>38460539 >>38461010

Reviews are out and apparently, it doesn't suck

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:47:34 No.38457461 Report

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>IGN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:48:21 No.38457470 Report

Quoted By: >>38457524

ok but no one trusts IGN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:52:16 No.38457509 Report

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>caring what early reviewers think
You know they're all just paid shills, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:52:39 No.38457515 Report

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>>38457446
>All the other review are under 60

big Oof

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:53:23 No.38457524 Report

Quoted By: >>38457530 >>38457548 >>38457573 >>38457702 >>38460142 >>38460701 >>38460937

>>38457470
IGN is redpilled since they were one of the few who actually gave proper critiques to ORAS instead of sucking its cock simply for existing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:54:07 No.38457530 Report

Quoted By: >>38457543

>>38457524
so did every other reviewer you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:55:26 No.38457543 Report

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>>38457530
>so did every other reviewer you faggot
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:56:11 No.38457548 Report

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>>38457524
they could've said something like "the water routes are too big" or some shit, not specifically going with "too much water"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:58:03 No.38457564 Report

Quoted By: >>38457593 >>38457600

I predict this
>video game sites review it well
>boomer movie sites give it shit reviews because they only know pikachu
It doesn't have the wide of appeal of capeshit simply because boomers didn't grow up with it.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:58:37 No.38457573 Report

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>>38457524
>sucks off the other 4 games the hivemind is supposed to hate according to the agenda
>says one of the strengths of ORAS is its postgame
>they're redpilled cause they gave it a meme criticism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 01:59:48 No.38457593 Report

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>>38457564
look on meta, literally what you just wrote is happening right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:00:03 No.38457596 Report

Quoted By: >>38457641 >>38457694 >>38460686

>Inb4 reviews complain about seeing pokemon they dont recognize and wishing it was only KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:00:17 No.38457600 Report

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>>38457564
I dunno. The Guardian is as Boomer as possible and it gave the movie 3/5 stars. It's looking like it will be the highest rated video game movie at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:03:50 No.38457637 Report

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>>38457573
>meme criticism
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:04:08 No.38457640 Report

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They also gave LGPE an 8+ so I don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:04:14 No.38457641 Report

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>>38457596
Thats basically who most reviews are going. Lots of them complain about the big emphasis on Pokemon, some of them go beyond and use Pokemon Go as they entry point and reference basis.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:04:38 No.38457651 Report

Quoted By: >>38460625

>>38457573
>games the hivemind is supposed to hate according to the agenda
i don't like this sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:05:54 No.38457660 Report

Quoted By: >>38457883 >>38458279

>>38457548

There was too much water. They would fucking put random rivers in the middle of land routes too, where you'd have to get a surfer, and watch the shitty surf animation just to cross like 6 tiles of water.

Fuck ORAS, and fuck you

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:09:31 No.38457694 Report

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>>38457596
Did you even read those reviews anon

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:10:47 No.38457702 Report

Quoted By: >>38457729 >>38460937 >>38461453

>>38457524
Read the PMD Explorers articles. You'll have an aneurysm when you find out they only played up to APPLE FUCKING WOODS

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:11:56 No.38457715 Report

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>>38457694
>C+

That’s pretty good as far as video game movies go

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:13:19 No.38457729 Report

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>>38457702
Only PMD fans like PMD. It isn't just IGN who dislikes those mediocre games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:16:42 No.38457754 Report

Quoted By: >>38457791 >>38460686

>Pokemon movie is full of the simplest Pokemon references
>apparently this too hard to put together
>a movie that requires 21 movies to watch, plus adding a time travel plot,is not hard
Capeshit was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:19:05 No.38457780 Report

Quoted By: >>38457800

>51 on Metacritic
To nobody's surprise except the DP cocksuckers, it's mediocre & unambitious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:19:56 No.38457786 Report

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AWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:20:48 No.38457791 Report

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>>38457754
Your brain on disney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:21:29 No.38457798 Report

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Here's your obligatory review aggregator, they don't have many reviews up tho
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:21:47 No.38457800 Report

Quoted By: >>38457819

>>38457780
It's at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes but there are only 3 reviews so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:23:07 No.38457811 Report

Quoted By: >>38457827 >>38458263

>people using Endgame as a scapegoat
It has a 76 on Metacritic.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:25:07 No.38457819 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:25:33 No.38457827 Report

Quoted By: >>38457848 >>38457850

>>38457811
No it doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:26:39 No.38457835 Report

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>>38457819
https://www.slashfilm.com/detective-pikachu-review/
https://ew.com/movie-reviews/2019/05/02/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review/
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-1207169
https://variety.com/2019/film/reviews/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-1203203447/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:27:24 No.38457839 Report

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REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:28:45 No.38457848 Report

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>>38457827
I was talking about Endgame having a 76. Reviewers didn't review it so positively either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:29:11 No.38457850 Report

Quoted By: >>38460500

>>38457827
All of them are
>uh, I don't know who the fuck is this creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:32:12 No.38457869 Report

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>"There is a lot of concern with taking well-loved characters and turning them into the computer-animated characters we see on screen, and rightly so. We have seen some pretty terrible adaptations that fail to deliver or just look plain wonky (i.e. the Sonic trailer from Paramount). I am happy to report that the Pokémon characters in the film are done with careful care and attention which really brings out the magic of the characters and reminds audiences of what once captured their love and wonder so many years ago. There are a few scenes in particular that really are enchanting, one of which involves a battle scene with Charizard and another a couple of Bulbasaurs. Pokémon lovers will surely fall quickly in love all over again."
"muh bad cgi" niggers seething

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:33:41 No.38457883 Report

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>>38457660
Team Fagma detected

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 02:57:47 No.38458134 Report

Quoted By: >>38458357

Any leaks on the full pokemon list, my autism is clenching for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 03:10:25 No.38458263 Report

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>>38457811
but it's a 78 anon
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/avengers-endgame

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 03:13:17 No.38458279 Report

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>>38457660
uhh is this a joke? like..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 03:23:50 No.38458357 Report

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>>38458134
Same as all the trailers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 03:41:28 No.38458506 Report

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>>38457446
review for what you assholes?

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 08:35:30 No.38460142 Report

Quoted By: >>38460147

>>38457524
I'm sorry, what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 08:36:42 No.38460147 Report

Quoted By: >>38460398

>>38460142
Yes. Thanks for posting the review that IGN gave valid critiques about anon.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 09:50:54 No.38460398 Report

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>>38460147
Subnautica is trash because it's got too much water.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:28:40 No.38460500 Report

Quoted By: >>38460503 >>38460510 >>38460582

>>38457850
Professional critic, everybody.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:30:07 No.38460503 Report

Quoted By: >>38460510

>>38460500

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:31:56 No.38460510 Report

Quoted By: >>38460536

>>38460500
>>38460503
Based boomers putting defective pikachu shills in their place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:36:21 No.38460536 Report

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>>38460510
Thats like me giving a negative review to mama mia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:37:03 No.38460539 Report

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>>38457446
>movie with barely any plot and featuring "it was the soul of your father all along!" trope will get good reviews only because it features some underrated Pokemon
meh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 10:47:35 No.38460582 Report

Quoted By: >>38460648

>>38460500
What's wrong with this review again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:00:40 No.38460625 Report

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>>38457651
From what I can tell, you have to hate X/Y, ORAS, S/M/US/UM and LGPE or else you'll get attacked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:08:29 No.38460646 Report

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>>38457600
3/5 = 6/10, not good not terrible. It looks worse as a 6/10 yet for some reason people think 3/5 is good. 3.5/5 is the last good rating out of 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:09:59 No.38460648 Report

Quoted By: >>38460670

>>38460582
what the fuck is it even saying? can you translate, boomer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:16:17 No.38460664 Report

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>>38457694
>y couldnt teh pikachu say da f bawmb? :'( f bawmbs r funneh
This is the type of person that thinks Sausage Party was funny because every character says a profanity nearly every other word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:18:06 No.38460670 Report

Quoted By: >>38460686

>>38460648
If you're a Pokemon fan or have some knowledge about it, you'll probably like it, but if you're neither, you won't even care?
Come on anon this shit isn't hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:23:54 No.38460686 Report

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>>38460670
Sorry I don't speak in Reddit riddles. Sounds more like the exact type of bullshit >>38457754 and >>38457596 pointed out already.
They only put about 57 pokemon in this film, barely over a 1/3 of the original Kanto dex, and that's too "overwhelming" for some people.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 11:27:54 No.38460701 Report

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>>38457524
>7.8/10 too much water

Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3

Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3 Fri 03 May 2019 12:21:59 No.38460894 Report

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>>38457729
>only fans of x work like x work
Who would have guessed?
And, could you explain why they're bad, other than complaints against the roguelike/roguelite genre in general?

Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3

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Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3 Fri 03 May 2019 12:29:13 No.38460937 Report

Quoted By: >>38461002

>>38457702
>APPLE WOODS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's only a sixth through the first story, and a tenth through the combined game of both stories.
>>38457524
>proper critiques
No.
Instead of real criticism like "no Battle Frontier" and "no Gym Leader rematches, they chose to focus on "too much water" of all things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 12:33:49 No.38460958 Report

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>>38457694
What an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 12:46:25 No.38461002 Report

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>>38460937
Only incels care about shit frontier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 12:47:59 No.38461010 Report

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>>38457446
I imagine like every other IGN review, they spend the whole time talking about how it sucks, and then at the end they’re like, “We give X, an 8 out of 10!” Most big review sites have no credibility anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 14:05:43 No.38461453 Report

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>>38457702
imagine being cucked

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