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Shocking Revelation

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>be me
>gf decides we should get back into pokemon for nostalgia's sake
>we buy two 3DS's. I got Ultra Sun, she got Ultra Moon
>play a few days, having loads of fun
>i'm playing to win, catching everything I see, trading my pokemon on the GTS and training the shit out of them
>she's catching only cute pokemon, feeding, grooming and petting them constantly
>she get's stuck on trials for hours due to her weak ass cutesy team
>has a torracat, growlithe and a charmander. Wanted me to get her a vulpix of the GTS
>"Babe, you have 3 fire pokemon. Your team is weak, you gotta switch it up."
>"I don't care, I like them, they're cute."
>"Just get rid at least one of them for something better so you can beat the trial."
>"No I'd feel bad. How did you get your squirtle?"
>"I traded it for my popplio."
>"Babe, how could you?! She was with you from the beginning!"
>"If you keep building a team based on cuteness you're never gonna win."
>"But that's so sad."
>"No it's not, pokemon are tools to win.
>"No Pokemon are our friends!"
>mfw

Then it hit me...

A-am I the villain in my GF's pokemon adventure, guys?...