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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 20:24:32 No.38479933 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38479953 >>38480972 >>38480995 >>38482229 >>38482255 >>38482433 >>38482521 >>38482529 >>38482568 >>38482627 >>38484447 >>38484738 >>38484742 >>38485411 >>38486814 >>38487573 >>38494273

I want to become a Pokémon and have a Pokémon wife. Am I wrong in the head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 20:26:13 No.38479944 Report

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if youre wrong, I dont want to be right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 20:27:20 No.38479953 Report

Quoted By: >>38480029

>>38479933
I would say yes but I want a pokemon wife too so I really have no room to judge
If you want to be a pokemon anon, more power to ya
Doesn't matter though because THEY'RE NOT REAL BROS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 20:34:52 No.38480029 Report

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>>38479953
I simply wish to procure happiness through doing whatever it takes to please my wife.

IT HURTS, BRO!

These tears have made me a soggy mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 22:24:00 No.38480972 Report

Quoted By: >>38483002

>>38479933
>have a Pokémon wife
fine
>become a Pokémon
how about no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 22:25:43 No.38480995 Report

Quoted By: >>38481121

>>38479933
closest you can get is playing mystery dungeon while huffing ether

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2019 22:40:50 No.38481121 Report

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>>38480995
Would it help to drink some elixer at the same time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 00:58:36 No.38482229 Report

Quoted By: >>38482516 >>38482988 >>38490635

>>38479933
Yes. But this is so common it's normal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:02:05 No.38482255 Report

Quoted By: >>38482516 >>38482654

>>38479933
>Am I wrong in the head?

Yes you are anon.
Everybody knows that human male x female pokemon is the purest form of love there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:03:01 No.38482261 Report

Quoted By: >>38482270

Yes, and anyone saying no is also wrong in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:04:15 No.38482270 Report

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>>38482261
>we're all mad here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:20:29 No.38482416 Report

Quoted By: >>38482516 >>38484377

I want a beautiful Glaceon wife to give my entire self to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:22:15 No.38482433 Report

Quoted By: >>38482721

>>38479933
*Snap
Another one for the collection

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:31:27 No.38482516 Report

Quoted By: >>38482530 >>38483956

>>38482229
>>38482416
Props to you. Maybe we ought to make a support group together!

>>38482255
I'd rather stick to my egg group to avoid discrimination. Plus, think of the health benefits! But you do you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:32:15 No.38482521 Report

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>>38479933
I think you just want to live a peaceful life.

Brett !!E6R6pWzLtwG

Brett !!E6R6pWzLtwG Mon 06 May 2019 01:33:19 No.38482529 Report

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>>38479933
At least you're self-aware.
I know you think you're being cute but you should legitimately seek professional help. Do it for yourself, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:33:21 No.38482530 Report

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>>38482516
>I'd rather stick to my egg group to avoid discrimination.
Mankey and Primeape are Field, why wouldn't men be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:38:42 No.38482568 Report

Quoted By: >>38482595 >>38483882

>>38479933
Nope, I want a cute Vaporeon gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:43:31 No.38482595 Report

Quoted By: >>38482676

>>38482568
Enjoy being simgle forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:48:44 No.38482627 Report

Quoted By: >>38483882

>>38479933
yeah, you should want a pokemon husband instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:49:21 No.38482630 Report

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Is that even a question?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:52:09 No.38482654 Report

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>>38482255
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 01:55:24 No.38482676 Report

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>>38482595
>saying that while im with my bf
nice projection

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 02:02:30 No.38482721 Report

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>>38482433
sir, stop using your phone the plane is taking off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 02:45:39 No.38482988 Report

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>>38482229
How the fuck does he write with no hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 02:48:05 No.38483002 Report

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>>38480972
based und rotpilled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 05:09:21 No.38483882 Report

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>>38482568
A respectable choice. I hear they're the submissive type.

>>38482627
But then we can't have eggs of our own!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 05:23:43 No.38483956 Report

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>>38482516
>Props to you. Maybe we ought to make a support group together!
It is called a roleplay server where you pretend to be a pokemon and fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 06:55:52 No.38484377 Report

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>>38482416
That glaceon in a bride dress is so fucking cute as fuck and so fucking hot as hell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 07:14:23 No.38484447 Report

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>>38479933
>Am I wrong in the head?
Maybe, but when you are amongst the crazies it is the doctor that appears to be speaking gibberish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 09:09:24 No.38484738 Report

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>>38479933
good taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 09:12:01 No.38484742 Report

Quoted By: >>38486763 >>38488389 >>38491468

>>38479933
Yes. You should have a Pokemon wife while being human, you sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 12:11:40 No.38485411 Report

Quoted By: >>38488389

>>38479933
Who wouldn't want to be knotted in an espeon all day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 16:51:23 No.38486763 Report

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>>38484742
What the fuck is a bakahard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 16:52:24 No.38486768 Report

Quoted By: >>38488389

I still enjoy this idea very much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 16:57:35 No.38486799 Report

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I want to marry a pokemon and make her happy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 16:59:36 No.38486814 Report

Quoted By: >>38488389

>>38479933
stealth poke family thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 18:48:04 No.38487573 Report

Quoted By: >>38488389 >>38491440

>>38479933
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 19:33:53 No.38487880 Report

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>ywn experience your pokewife waking you up by placing her cold muzzle underneath your chin while she lays on your chest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:41:03 No.38488389 Report

Quoted By: >>38489797

>>38484742
But then we can't have children!

>>38485411
All day?! Only for reproducing offspring! Arceus is watching us, anon! (Though I am curious as what it'd feel like to, um, 'exchange non-human anatomy').

>>38486768
>>38486814
>>38487573
Thanks for the support! Maybe one of you can become my best Pokéman when our wedding way arrives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 23:59:58 No.38489797 Report

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>>38488389
Humans and pokeomns used to get married, so they're probably in the same egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:07:25 No.38490635 Report

Quoted By: >>38490687

>>38482229
this comic destroyed me in the sort of way that bittersweet stories do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:15:25 No.38490687 Report

Quoted By: >>38490710

>>38490635
What's the full comic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:17:30 No.38490710 Report

Quoted By: >>38490726

>>38490687
e621 dot net/pool/show/16424

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:20:07 No.38490726 Report

Quoted By: >>38490740

>>38490710
>porn comic
d r o p p e d

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:22:40 No.38490740 Report

Quoted By: >>38490752

>>38490726
sorry, i figured you wouldn't have a problem with it since you're in a thread full of pokéfuckers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:24:08 No.38490752 Report

Quoted By: >>38490801

>>38490740
you'd think I wouldn't considering I'm one too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:30:37 No.38490801 Report

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>>38490752
you're missing out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 03:51:18 No.38491369 Report

Quoted By: >>38492071 >>38492977 >>38493086 >>38494195

>I want to become a Pokémon and have a Pokémon wife
It's perfectly healthy to want to get married; you're probably attaching it to a Pokemon fantasy for psychological reasons - maybe you have confidence issues with IRL women and putting your marriage fantasies in Pokemon world provides better suspension of disbelief.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 04:01:33 No.38491440 Report

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>>38487573
Cute Glace, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 04:04:44 No.38491468 Report

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>>38484742
Pokemon > Human

Humans are shit ngl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 05:40:38 No.38492071 Report

Quoted By: >>38494195 >>38494328

>>38491369
That is remarkably accurate. I just want to lead a simple, quiet life free from the responsibilities/hardships of being a human. Don't we all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 10:49:22 No.38492977 Report

Quoted By: >>38495009

>>38491369
>confidence issues with IRL women
Yeah, confidence issues.
That's it.
Definitely nothing to do with IRL women being contemptible trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 11:19:14 No.38493086 Report

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>>38491369
Why you have to make things complicated? I just want to fuck a Sylveon lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:50:11 No.38494195 Report

Quoted By: >>38495009

>>38491369
Probably true. I decided at a young age I was happier alone and never bothered to learn to socialize. Then a few years ago I played Explorers of Sky and realized how much I wished someone cared about me as much as my partner did.

>>38492071
I feel like the occasional call to adventure to spice things up would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 15:03:16 No.38494273 Report

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>>38479933
As long as you're both Pokemon, and you realize it's just headcanon and nothing more, it's all good.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 15:12:35 No.38494328 Report

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>>38492071

Not enough do. It doesn't seem like most understand that the point of all this, all of it, was supposed to be escapism. Instead it's become a self-perpetuating cancer with an endless amount of strains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 17:10:24 No.38495009 Report

Quoted By: >>38496425

>>38492977
>nothing to do with IRL women being contemptible trash
Still counts as personal issues with IRL women.
>>38494195
>I feel like the occasional call to adventure to spice things up would be nice.
One of the biggest mistakes I made in High School was waiting for adventure to slap you across the head. For the most part, adventure requires you to stick your head out in some way, whether it's talking to people or trying out new things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 20:04:20 No.38496425 Report

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>>38495009
>Still counts as personal issues with IRL women.
It's definitely easier tosuspend my disbelief and imagine a pokemon being capable of love than a woman.

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