Once more with snuddles (snake cuddles).
>>38490432I'm only talking about cuddling. Snakes are great for cuddle piles, or for a one-on one snuggle time. If you have a patient Serperior, you could even be a bit silly and try to close up her collar over her head.
>>38490458You should've stopped with your first sentence.
>>38490507They look sized for the fishcat. And the DS might be on low battery, and some dumbass only plugged into the port and not the wall.
>>38490792A tragic 24% of recorded Serperior-related deaths involve overenthusiastic hugs and an ignorance of the fragility of a windpipe or human lungs.
However, "tripped over a sleeping Serperior and fell onto something hazardous" took 19%, so the data collection methods are currently under scrutiny.