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Would it be ok to fuck pokemon if they were real ?

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:36:38 No.38488349 View View Reply Original Report

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if not then what about pokemon's with 200IQ like alakazam or mewtwo, why wouldn't it be ok ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:37:58 No.38488364 Report

Quoted By: >>38488400

>>38488349
It’s only ok if you put your sister’s face on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:41:28 No.38488394 Report

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FREEZE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:42:13 No.38488400 Report

Quoted By: >>38491258 >>38491321

>>38488364
FPBP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:43:27 No.38488407 Report

Quoted By: >>38490844

>>38488394
>offensive chansey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:46:01 No.38488426 Report

Quoted By: >>38494751

>>38488349
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_in_the_United_States
For USA standards, its not so bad at all. Only in few states.

Also, i'm pretty sure that any girl having a Machop out be looked down. Worse if she is fat or not hot.
Same for Lopunny/Gardevoir trainners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:47:17 No.38488437 Report

Quoted By: >>38490660

>>38488394
Go away, pig! I love my trainer with all my heart. Go find a real criminal to point your gun at.!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 20:47:39 No.38488442 Report

Quoted By: >>38490012

>this isn't a human
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2019 23:33:50 No.38489643 Report

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>>38488349
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 00:32:32 No.38490012 Report

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>>38488442
that's a plant fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:09:47 No.38490645 Report

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>>38488349
there's nothing more pure than love between a man and a pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:12:15 No.38490660 Report

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>>38488437
>named "Blacky" in Japanese
You're coming with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:13:36 No.38490674 Report

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>>38488349
Kys furfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:16:27 No.38490698 Report

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>>38488349
The pool would be insanely small. Only psychic and ghost types can easily communicate with humans and even then something in the grass/minerals/amorphous egg group probably reproduces closer to plants or fungi than humans. Along with that typing and abilities could hurt the trainer something like jynx could freeze their cock solid.Not counting any additional laws like at what stage/age is okay and size

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:18:03 No.38490714 Report

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>>38488394
Based Anon. Keep at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:20:46 No.38490729 Report

Quoted By: >>38490759

>>38488349
>Would it be okay to fuck animals?
No
>What about really intelligent animals, like pigs or dolphins, why wouldn’t that be okay?
Because still no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:24:58 No.38490759 Report

Quoted By: >>38494646

>>38490729
instead of just saying "no", do you think you could give us your reasoning for your beliefs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:29:32 No.38490797 Report

Quoted By: >>38490813

>In the SM demo, a female sightseer is dating a Machamp
>In SM/USUM, two female golfers swoon over and sexually harass a guy in a Machamp suit thinking it was a real Machamp

What did GF mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:31:19 No.38490806 Report

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>>38490660
H. P. Lovecraft confirmed for working at Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:32:39 No.38490813 Report

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>>38490797
bitches love Machamp beacuse he can strangle them twice as much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:33:45 No.38490818 Report

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If pokemon were real, they probably would have been weaponised and hunted to nearly extinction or worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:36:37 No.38490836 Report

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>>38488349
even if it wasn't i would

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 02:37:40 No.38490844 Report

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>>38488407

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 03:35:23 No.38491258 Report

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>>38488400
This general was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 03:43:00 No.38491321 Report

Quoted By: >>38491327

It would definitely be okay.
>>38488400
Why would you assault my eyes with this?

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 03:44:09 No.38491327 Report

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>>38491321

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 04:05:26 No.38491478 Report

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>>38488349
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 05:44:09 No.38492087 Report

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Pretty sure the answer is maybe, I dunno I'm not a scientist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 12:14:08 No.38493295 Report

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>>38488349
so it'd be a felony in Orre, then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:09:33 No.38493876 Report

Quoted By: >>38493909

>>38488349
Legally, I guess governments should reach a concesus wether pokemon are sapient or not.
If they were, I'd assume it would be fine.

But then keeping them bound in pokeballs would be slavery.

Morally, I have no clue.

I suppose it would be also based on Pokemon sapience.

Could you breed with pokemon? I'd assume not so the basis of the relationship would be solely for romance and company. I can see a lot of groups getting up in arms about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:12:37 No.38493899 Report

Quoted By: >>38493994 >>38494090

>>38488349
Feminine humanoid pokemon would get banned very fast since a Gardevoir can literally love you unlike a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:14:12 No.38493909 Report

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>>38493876
You could see it the same way than dating an alien.

Could you form a family with him/her? Should society only allow relationships based on their potential to have healthy offspring?
Or should we allow anybody to date whoever and whatever they want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:16:33 No.38493926 Report

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Lucario is literally a white woman's wet dream a humanoid knot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:26:43 No.38493994 Report

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>>38493899
Based

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 14:38:32 No.38494090 Report

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>>38493899
Joke's on them, humiemons like Gardevoir are just pleb bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 15:46:10 No.38494527 Report

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>>38488394
>She tries shooting you only for your Pokemon uses reflect to block the bullet then uses their psychic powers to restrain her so she can be vored by a Serperior
Nothing personnel Jenny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 15:47:50 No.38494538 Report

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>>38488394
>her shitty growlithe and chansey are OHKO’d
>team and I run a train on all three of them
It feels good to be a degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 15:53:56 No.38494565 Report

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>>38488349
If monsters existed, it would be illegal to fuck them. Monkeys are relatively anthropomorphic and can do a lot of things humans can, so even if they are smart or have human-like appearance they are not legal. However, horny furries will disagree no matter the circumstances

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:11:00 No.38494646 Report

Quoted By: >>38494679 >>38494710 >>38495446

>>38490759
>Sexually transmitted illnesses
>No consent (most animals/pokemon can’t communicate, and they do not have the same level of thinking as humans)
>Biological preferences (pokemon are sexually attracted to pokemon from their egg group only, attraction is a move that artificially makes other pokemon fall in love, and cannot be used on by humans)
>Not fertile
>Inherently abusive to the animal/pokemon
>Intelligent Legendary pokemon would not want to fuck a greasy horny furry who only thinks about fullfilling it’s sexual fantasies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:17:12 No.38494679 Report

Quoted By: >>38494783

>>38494646
>Sexually transmitted illnesses
Oh no anon caught pokerus. Big deal.
>No consent (most animals/pokemon can’t communicate, and they do not have the same level of thinking as humans)
Prove it. All signs point to pokemon being as intelligent as humans.
>Biological preferences (pokemon are sexually attracted to pokemon from their egg group only, attraction is a move that artificially makes other pokemon fall in love, and cannot be used on by humans)
Prove it.
>Not fertile
Good.
>Inherently abusive to the animal/pokemon
Prove it.
>Intelligent Legendary pokemon would not want to fuck a greasy horny furry who only thinks about fullfilling it’s sexual fantasies
Prove it.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:21:58 No.38494710 Report

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>>38494646
you sound like a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:28:30 No.38494751 Report

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>>38488426
but lopunny is so cute! i only want to do pure things with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:30:40 No.38494761 Report

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Is having sex with unevolved pokemon like a Braixen or some shit pedophilia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:34:16 No.38494783 Report

Quoted By: >>38494837

>>38494679
But if they are as intelligent as humans, isn't being having/owning pokemon just slavery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:43:51 No.38494837 Report

Quoted By: >>38494848 >>38494993

>>38494783
Pokemon want to be captured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 16:46:07 No.38494848 Report

Quoted By: >>38494995

>>38494837
yeah and negroes want to pick cotton

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 17:07:48 No.38494993 Report

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>>38494837
So how does the Master Ball work, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 17:08:02 No.38494995 Report

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>>38494848
Pokemon are more intelligent than negroes though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 17:19:26 No.38495062 Report

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hard to say, I don't think it really compares to bestiality, there's very very few animals that are intelligent enough to communicate, and even fewer that even get enjoyment from sex (dolphins, that's about it), and they cannot reliably communicate with us to consent
on the other hand, pokemon are shown to be intelligent enough and can communicate (several pokedex entries suggest so, and they can communicate with themselves)
with obviously anthromorphic pokemon like machamp and sawks, it'd be hard to say that an outright ban would happen and categorization would be impossible
so it wouldn't be outright illegal, but probably looked down on, like a weird fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:13:10 No.38495446 Report

Quoted By: >>38495474

>>38494646
>lengendary pokemon would not want to have sex
they are the most horny of all pokemon, if i found a jirachi my wish would be to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:15:55 No.38495474 Report

Quoted By: >>38495780

>>38495446
if it was so horny you wouldn't have to waste your wish on wanting to fuck it. checkmate pokefucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:30:43 No.38495603 Report

Quoted By: >>38495611 >>38495756

>>38488349
Pokemon dont have penises or vaginas. They dont even hack ballsacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:31:46 No.38495611 Report

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>>38495603
a null is fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:46:39 No.38495756 Report

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>>38495603
they got mouths though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2019 18:49:17 No.38495780 Report

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>>38495474
its just that they have a domination fetish

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