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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:10:32 No.38526261 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38526272 >>38526355 >>38526357 >>38526394 >>38526751 >>38531334 >>38531395 >>38531485 >>38532722 >>38533977 >>38536059 >>38536191

So if Dittos can imitate humans, and Dittos can breed with anything...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:11:31 No.38526272 Report

Quoted By: >>38526289

>>38526261
...then I can fuck a ditto in the privacy of my own home, and have it pretend to be my wife in public!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:13:13 No.38526284 Report

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Now we don't have to use sexbots!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:13:48 No.38526289 Report

Quoted By: >>38536071

>>38526272
>pretend

Unless you're planning to kill your wife and replace her with the ditto, you could just marry the ditto outright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:15:45 No.38526303 Report

Quoted By: >>38526333 >>38526348 >>38536367

Not even a Ditto would fuck you sex starved virgins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:19:18 No.38526333 Report

Quoted By: >>38526356

>>38526303
t. tranny larper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:20:42 No.38526348 Report

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>>38526303
>t. The self appointed representative of dittos
We all know dittos are more than happy enough to take anyone's seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:22:13 No.38526355 Report

Quoted By: >>38526362

>>38526261
Can't believe they killed her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:22:14 No.38526356 Report

Quoted By: >>38530064

>>38526333
>Implying
Virgin incel bitchboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:22:42 No.38526357 Report

Quoted By: >>38526371

>>38526261
It would just transform into you but with a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:23:34 No.38526362 Report

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>>38526355
She'd just splat onto the ground and reform. She's not got any bones or organs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:24:44 No.38526371 Report

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>>38526357
Even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:26:01 No.38526378 Report

Quoted By: >>38528263 >>38536291

Wasn't that a special ditto though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 04:27:46 No.38526394 Report

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>>38526261
We've been there a long time ago before DP did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 05:17:34 No.38526751 Report

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>>38526261
Just make sure they wear something over the eyes, else that would kill your boner really quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 12:47:28 No.38528263 Report

Quoted By: >>38537197

>>38526378
Even if we’re going by the cartoon it could still transform into anything. A cannon, a Zapdos- anything. I wager that line was just for the benefit of younger audiences or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 12:58:36 No.38528310 Report

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What if the dittos try to take power in society by copying and replacing certain individuals and then gradually replacing subordinates and so on?
That's some Invasion of the Body Snatchers shenanigans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 13:01:47 No.38528328 Report

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all the "humans" in the pokemon world are actually dittos, the humans were killed off in the great war

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 18:17:02 No.38530064 Report

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>>38526356
Tranny incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 20:43:54 No.38531334 Report

Quoted By: >>38531348

>>38526261
>and Dittos can breed with anything...
any pokemon*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 20:45:33 No.38531348 Report

Quoted By: >>38533966 >>38534001

>>38531334
Any"thing" anon, you heard him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 20:51:35 No.38531395 Report

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>>38526261
Imagine telling your Ditto to transform into the 10yo neighbor girl haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:03:48 No.38531485 Report

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>>38526261
Not all Ditto are that kind of Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:06:20 No.38531505 Report

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NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:11:17 No.38531550 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:12:47 No.38531564 Report

Quoted By: >>38531598

>>38531550
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:15:19 No.38531579 Report

Quoted By: >>38531598

>>38531550
I'm at a loss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:17:36 No.38531598 Report

Quoted By: >>38536086

>>38531564
>>38531579

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 23:11:42 No.38532722 Report

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>>38526261
Then at least some humans must actually be Dittos in disguise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 01:38:37 No.38533966 Report

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>>38531348
if I was a little more stoned during the sunglasses removal scene, I'd have been utterly horrified. as it is, the ditto dot eyes were already unsettling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 01:39:46 No.38533977 Report

Quoted By: >>38533991 >>38536139 >>38536359 >>38536369 >>38536421 >>38536477 >>38539316

>>38526261
WOULD YOU FUCK A FEMALE VERSION OF YOURSELF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 01:41:18 No.38533991 Report

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>>38533977
ofc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 01:42:25 No.38534001 Report

Quoted By: >>38536464

>>38531348
Eyes or not I'd let Ditto Girl sit on my face till I suffocate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 02:54:53 No.38534562 Report

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>absolutely no mention of the Ditto sex trade that 100% definitely exists
There's no possible way this wouldn't be going through anyone's mind when the movie itself shows the Ditto can turn into a human form.

These things wouldn't have a chance. There would be Amazon tier websites that sell them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 02:59:02 No.38534604 Report

Quoted By: >>38536260

wasn't there that one ditto quest in either SM or USUM that ended with a ditto assuming a person's life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 02:59:53 No.38534609 Report

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Zoroark does it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:35:21 No.38536059 Report

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>>38526261
Then the earth could be flat...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:37:14 No.38536071 Report

Quoted By: >>38536101 >>38537097

>>38526289
Ditto can’t say “I do”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:38:43 No.38536086 Report

Quoted By: >>38536399

>>38531598
Sauce me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:40:45 No.38536101 Report

Quoted By: >>38538551

>>38536071
>"I do."
>"Ditto."
There, marriage set

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:48:41 No.38536139 Report

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>>38533977
One of my biggest 'impossible' fetish. Next to genderbending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 06:58:37 No.38536191 Report

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>>38526261
That ditto was the best character in the movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:12:45 No.38536260 Report

Quoted By: >>38536376 >>38536446

>>38534604
nigga what? pls explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:21:17 No.38536291 Report

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>>38526378
I think what made it special was being able to transform without having the target of its transformation right in front of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:35:15 No.38536359 Report

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>>38533977
Yes of course. I love my body and i would love to fuck a female version of myself since she will even know what i like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:36:26 No.38536367 Report

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>>38526303
t. Projecting 0 social skills tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:37:12 No.38536369 Report

Quoted By: >>38536388 >>38536421

>>38533977
I... Wouldn't that be incest or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:38:39 No.38536376 Report

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>>38536260
Yeah. One ditto transformed into people and commit some minor crimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:40:56 No.38536388 Report

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>>38536369
Most site tagged it with selfcest, so kinda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:44:07 No.38536399 Report

Quoted By: >>38536475

>>38536086
just search ditto shadman on google and you will see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 07:53:14 No.38536421 Report

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>>38533977
>>38536369
Selfcest, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 08:00:14 No.38536446 Report

Quoted By: >>38539115

>>38536260
There are five ditto in a USUM sidequest who live in Konikoni city and like to impersonate humans. A police officer mentions this to you in the police station in front of town, and his partner turns out to be out sick and a ditto replaced him. You then get to find them around town impersonating other people.
Some interesting things are that each ditto has set ivs and natures for breeding. One ditto also turns into something that can't breed. Olivia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 08:03:06 No.38536464 Report

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>>38534001
>she steps out of the car
>those heels
Boner activate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 08:06:34 No.38536475 Report

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>>38536399
that guy who drew porn of his own mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 08:06:38 No.38536477 Report

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>>38533977
Of course. The ideal partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 09:14:26 No.38536715 Report

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>>38531550
lossception

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 10:42:26 No.38537086 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 10:43:43 No.38537094 Report

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>>38537086
Hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 10:44:24 No.38537097 Report

Quoted By:

>>38536071
Cute mute waif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 10:45:11 No.38537099 Report

Quoted By:

>>38531550
>S

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 11:18:46 No.38537197 Report

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>>38528263
Wouldn’t it always be weaker than what it’s truing to imitate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 15:20:44 No.38538551 Report

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>>38536101
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 16:42:59 No.38539115 Report

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>>38536446

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2019 17:09:17 No.38539316 Report

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>>38533977
You guys haven't been messing with the new Snapchat filter?

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