Quoted By:
Hex Maniac Willow/dōjin artist
I am an insane Pokémon trainer with swirly eyes who's completely obsessed with the occult. I like casting hexes and controlling ghost Pokémon, especially my older sister's Gengar (my older sister is currently in an insane asylum), which I often steal and use to play pranks on people. Despite the fact that I’m not qualified to control high-level Pokémon, Gengar (usually) obeys my commands, if only because he gets bored sitting around in his Pokéball all day. My only legitimate Pokémon is a level 4 Rattata I caught when I was a child. My favorite after-school activities involve using my stolen Gengar to explore the nightmares of people I know, reading Magical Girl manga (and rooting for the villians), casting spells, and playing cruel pranks on people. I have Yuri tendencies, I’m socially awkward, and I love eating junk-food. I have also written several volumes of dōjin which are entitled Yūrei Kokuō Gengar (ゆうれい こくおう ゲンガー), or "Ghost-King Gengar", about a bored Gengar who goes around the city doing naughty things, like turning into a pair of pantsu and hiding in an underwear drawer, causing acne to appear on the faces of young girls, hypnotising crossing guards, and in a special issue entitled Naikaku Sōri Daijin Gengar (Prime Minster Gengar), even impersonating the prime minister. Unfortunately for me, no one seems to be buying any copies, probably because my Japanese is so bad. My favorite Pokémon is obviously Gengar, and my favorite move is Shadow Ball.
