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ITT: Life with Pokémon

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:02:41 No.38562611 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38562616 >>38562908 >>38562968 >>38563246 >>38563278 >>38563594 >>38564601 >>38564673 >>38565728 >>38565888 >>38567546 >>38568433

My neighbor got killed by his Bewear. He was a cool guy. I’ll miss him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:03:26 No.38562616 Report

Quoted By: >>38562649

>>38562611
>owning a Bewear
Was he a drug dealer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:06:02 No.38562639 Report

Quoted By: >>38565804

I had to set free my Arcanine, I can't afford all the food it consumes weekly. Fuck, training Pokemon isn't cheap, who would have known?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:06:11 No.38562642 Report

Quoted By: >>38562674

I got burned on my left hand by my houndoom three years ago, even today it still prevents me from sleeping right and don't get me started on how painful it is appreciating the finer qualities of futa lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:06:28 No.38562649 Report

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>>38562616
Do rare candies and vitamins count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:07:47 No.38562662 Report

Quoted By: >>38562681 >>38562798 >>38564308 >>38564590 >>38565449 >>38566136

Recently, a white Poke-nationalist commanded their Electrode to use Explosion on a Mosque during prayer, killing many. In response, my government has enacted new laws to made it harder to own Pokemon that can learn the moves Self-Destruct and Explosion. Meanwhile, other countries continue to debate the constitutional merits of whether or not trainers need to own Pokemon with such moves in the first place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:09:17 No.38562674 Report

Quoted By: >>38563145

>>38562642
That reminds me of something that happened a few months ago. Long story short: My Lucario hugged me. I ended up in the hospital, and now she’s uncomfortable getting close to me.
Feels bad, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:10:18 No.38562681 Report

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>>38562662
And they were even generous enough to let me use the Internet while I await my trial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:24:51 No.38562798 Report

Quoted By: >>38562929

>>38562662
Why would he do that when he can just get a pair of hyperbeam users and spam it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:30:49 No.38562863 Report

Quoted By: >>38565830

My Psyduck is acting really weird. Lately he's been getting on the roof, laying perfectly still and staring at the sun.

Is there something wrong with him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:35:06 No.38562891 Report

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Finally caught Ralts. Time to get to training.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:38:03 No.38562908 Report

Quoted By: >>38564438

>>38562611
My husband incineroar and I are celebrating our first anniversary!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:41:57 No.38562929 Report

Quoted By: >>38563054

>>38562798
LOL, look at this hotshot. Not everyone can afford those super high-end TMs, idiot.
What, do you think he was also going around waving the title deed of his island resort as he did it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:45:02 No.38562954 Report

Quoted By: >>38562975

I just got beaten by pic related. How the hell do I defeat her?! I have to walk by her daily, guys, it's starting to freak me out that I can't beat her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:48:05 No.38562968 Report

Quoted By: >>38565842

>>38562611
my gardevoir keeps wearing my clothes

do you think I should buy her clothes or something? I cant imagine why she'd do this. Once she even took my skirt off when I was still wearing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:49:11 No.38562975 Report

Quoted By: >>38562981

>>38562954
battle her with cute pokemon and shell get distracted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 04:50:39 No.38562981 Report

Quoted By: >>38563064 >>38565639 >>38565839 >>38566547

>>38562975
But anon I only have Weedles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:03:24 No.38563054 Report

Quoted By: >>38563058 >>38563076 >>38563097

>>38562929
Gyarados learns it naturally, moron. Do you know how easy it is to get a Magikarp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:04:39 No.38563058 Report

Quoted By: >>38563276

>>38563054
Do you know how goddamn long it takes to get it to evolve? I beat like six gyms in the time it took my magikarp to learn tackle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:05:46 No.38563064 Report

Quoted By: >>38563124

>>38562981
>implying weedle isn’t cute
Begone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:06:01 No.38563067 Report

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How do you guys manage to interact with Pokémon without getting mauled by them? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:07:32 No.38563076 Report

Quoted By: >>38563133

>>38563054
I totally believe you've trained a Magikarp into a Gyarados, brainlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:08:03 No.38563078 Report

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>partnered with venipede named roach
>everyone thinks she’s named after weed
>I don’t know where I got the name
I swear, a roach is a bug type thing, I feel like I’ve gone mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:10:34 No.38563086 Report

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My dragonite went out on a delivery and hasn't come back yet. It has been 3 days. I am starting t get worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:13:40 No.38563097 Report

Quoted By: >>38563105

>>38563054
how would you take a Gyarados into a mosque?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:14:13 No.38563105 Report

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>>38563097
Same way you take one into a Catholic Church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:17:51 No.38563124 Report

Quoted By: >>38563714

>>38563064
She laughs too much when I bring them out and her Swinub and Bonsly wipe me out. Living in Lumiose is suffering when you only have Weedles... Think I might be able to just beat her up before any pokemon are involved?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:18:34 No.38563133 Report

Quoted By: >>38563269

>>38563076
You have it on the side while you throw nidorino out to do the actual fighting. Do you even gyms bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:19:40 No.38563145 Report

Quoted By: >>38563238

>>38562674
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:20:08 No.38563147 Report

Quoted By: >>38563350

Some strangely-dressed folks calling themselves “Team PETA” were marching in town today. They were going on about how it’s wrong for people to take advantage of Pokemon the way humans do and how it’s “abusive” for them to be used in battle. They look crazy, but maybe they have a point?
My Pokemon and I have been battling together for a while, but now I’m conflicted. What do you guys think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:20:49 No.38563149 Report

Quoted By: >>38563157 >>38563165 >>38563166 >>38563230 >>38563303 >>38567037

I've just found out that my Murkrow has been stealing jewellery from a rich sociolate married to a member of the mob, who now want to take back what's theirs and then some. I can't go to the police lest they confiscate my Murkrow, but he's too weak to face anyone should the mob come after me. Anyone know where to get a Dawn Stone so that I might stand a chance of defending myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:21:52 No.38563157 Report

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>>38563149
*lite

Helpmetheresarobberinmyhouse

Helpmetheresarobberinmyhouse Wed 15 May 2019 05:22:52 No.38563161 Report

Quoted By: >>38563173 >>38567071

Does anyone want to try out the new edition for Dungeons and Dragonite? For those in Sinnoh region only, look for me in Veilstone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:23:17 No.38563165 Report

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>>38563149
Dude your like 10. Organized crime is no match for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:23:49 No.38563166 Report

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>>38563149
Order it online, either that or go mining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:24:52 No.38563173 Report

Quoted By: >>38563242

>>38563161
>that name
You okay buddy? Sinnoh has s pretty low crime rate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:36:00 No.38563230 Report

Quoted By: >>38563435

>>38563149
LOL, look at this genius.
You need a Dusk Stone, not a Dawn Stone.
I just saved you a lot of time, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:37:49 No.38563238 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563145
Sometimes they’re girls.
It’s just rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:38:06 No.38563242 Report

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>>38563173
Oh yeah, that's why I moved in from Unova thinking I could run away from my problems.
Ignore the last post. Just a harmless prank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:38:36 No.38563246 Report

Quoted By: >>38563283 >>38564458 >>38565893

>>38562611
There is a weird big lizard in my yard and it is rubbing its stench all over it, what should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:42:04 No.38563269 Report

Quoted By: >>38563292

>>38563133
>taking the gym challenge
Not everyone can take however many years off of work to dick around the region.
Also,
>implying a white Poke-nationalist would try to raise a living natural disaster out in the bumfuck backwoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:44:02 No.38563276 Report

Quoted By: >>38563347

>>38563058
Counterpoint: Remoraid also learns it.
Similarly, Sunkern learns Solar Beam pretty quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:44:37 No.38563278 Report

Quoted By: >>38563300 >>38563318

>>38562611
My brother won't stop forcing our Braixen to sit on his face.

I've told him multiple times to stop it, but he won't stop it. Braixen even looks like she in pain every time she does it, with her muzzle open and her tongue hanging out. She even howls sometimes as she tries to scooch off of him.

I want to tell Mom and Dad, but they never believe me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:45:26 No.38563283 Report

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>>38563246
I've heard of this before. It's one of these fuckers, right? You need to get a Gloom out there to cover up the smell quick.
If you don't do anything, you'll have lizards fucking in your front yard for months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:47:10 No.38563292 Report

Quoted By: >>38563316

>>38563269
>years
top kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:47:12 No.38563293 Report

Quoted By: >>38563309 >>38563315 >>38563404

I know this may sound weird but, we have the technology to send things in space and shit right? Why have we yet to build roads between towns then? I live in Eterna city and each time I went to visit my mom and dad in Snowpoint I have to go through Mt Coronet and route 216 and 217. Shit's dangerous, my only pokemon is a Bidoof too so I can't defend myself all that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:47:41 No.38563295 Report

Quoted By: >>38563307

I'm gonna propose to my Vaporeon tonight lads, wish me luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:48:29 No.38563300 Report

Quoted By: >>38563354

>>38563278
Take a photo. Then they’ll HAVE to believe you.
Be sneaky about it, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:49:02 No.38563303 Report

Quoted By: >>38566712

>>38563149
I’ve got one you can use. My Linoone just kind of spontaneously got one. He didn’t have it when I returned him to his Pokeball, but the next time I sent him out he just had it. To this day, I have no idea where the hell he got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:49:38 No.38563307 Report

Quoted By: >>38563314

>>38563295
It will slowly look at you with big pleading eyes, and then it will eat the ring, because it has no concept of a proposal and probably just wants to be fed and cared for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:50:07 No.38563309 Report

Quoted By: >>38563325 >>38563381

>>38563293
Don't you live in a town with a harbor?
Just take a boat, you tard.
Snowpoint has a huge port.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:51:22 No.38563314 Report

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>>38563307
you've been watching too much animalmon on tv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:51:25 No.38563315 Report

Quoted By: >>38563345

>>38563293
>roads
>between towns
That’s a stupid idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:51:36 No.38563316 Report

Quoted By: >>38563324

>>38563292
Let me guess. You're one of those rich boys whose daddy bought him a car.
I'm sorry I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, like you, sissy boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:51:44 No.38563318 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563278
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:53:43 No.38563324 Report

Quoted By: >>38563367

>>38563316
No, bitch, I fucking WALKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:53:44 No.38563325 Report

Quoted By: >>38563386

>>38563309
>Eterna City
>A harbor
Nice one retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:55:16 No.38563332 Report

Quoted By: >>38563339 >>38567117

God I hate Kalosians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:56:34 No.38563339 Report

Quoted By: >>38563364

>>38563332
Kantonian normies get out of here, REEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:57:38 No.38563345 Report

Quoted By: >>38563361

>>38563315
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:58:09 No.38563347 Report

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>>38563276
Yeah, but imagine someone trying to shoot up a place swinging around a Remoraid.
How many Electrodes do you think he'd have trying to blow HIM up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:58:25 No.38563350 Report

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>>38563147
Oh fuck those virtue signalling pieces of ignorant shit. Their belief is, I shit you not,
>euthanasia is a product of love for Pokemon who have no one to love them
Like dude what the FUCK? As long as they're not "abused by humans" it's okay to put them down? No, fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 05:59:13 No.38563354 Report

Quoted By: >>38563399 >>38563408

>>38563300
I tried taking a photo, but Braixen spotted me and sat on the camera over and over again, then she took the photos to my parents and told me I was the one taking creep shots of her.

They grounded me for a month with no Pokemon. I can still her howl in the next room.

T^T

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:00:04 No.38563361 Report

Quoted By: >>38563377

>>38563345
Because shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:00:15 No.38563364 Report

Quoted By: >>38563407

>>38563339
Nice one nigger but I'm not a Kanto ping pong, I'm a Galar BVLL
Can't wait for Galarxit to get away from these Froakie fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:00:37 No.38563367 Report

Quoted By: >>38563419

>>38563324
Then your mother must take Zebstrika cocks, 'cause that shit's inhuman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:01:54 No.38563377 Report

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>>38563361
But it'd make things so much easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:02:54 No.38563381 Report

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>>38563309
Eterna City is landlocked. Although, if the Bidoof knows how to Surf, it can carry that anon to Canalave City, which does have a harbour. There's still a couple of wild routes in-between but at least he isn't going to disturb a clade of Machokes hefting rocks deep in the mountain warrens while not being able to see further than his own outstretched hands.

Problem is Eterna is located about as far from Snowpoint as it is from Canalave, so that's at least double time on the journey with the boat factored in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:03:18 No.38563386 Report

Quoted By: >>38563412

>>38563325
Oh, I'm sorry I picked the one town on your frozen island that doesn't have a harbor.
What am I? A geographer? I don't have a map of every region just sitting in my pocket.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:04:42 No.38563399 Report

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>>38563354
Braixen just slipped this under my door.
I think she is taunting me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:05:14 No.38563404 Report

Quoted By: >>38563420 >>38565952

>>38563293
It's because of the HM corperations. Nobody would buy fly if there roads get built. Who do you think keeps replanting those trees you need cut for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:05:45 No.38563407 Report

Quoted By: >>38563455 >>38563465

>>38563364
Hasn't your PokéPound collapsed yet, GAYlarian? You'll be begging for help from us cultured and resplendent Kalosians once your League Champion runs your country into the ground faster than a kid taking on an evil team!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:05:44 No.38563408 Report

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>>38563354
Get a smaller camera. Or a camera disguised as something else. Or a smaller camera disguised as something else.
Basically get a sneakier camera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:06:41 No.38563412 Report

Quoted By: >>38563464

>>38563386
Hey, now that you mention it, has anyone ever actually seen a world map before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:08:29 No.38563419 Report

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>>38563367
Well actually they were Rapidash Shut up, dude, I’m not even the only one from my backwater hometown who managed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:08:36 No.38563420 Report

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>>38563404
Conspiracy theorists need to get off of my website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:10:47 No.38563435 Report

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>>38563230
oh shit thanks anon, you're a life-saver

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:13:24 No.38563455 Report

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>>38563407
Oh, here's a Froakie nigger. Still sucking Germalians cocks I suppose? We don't need your GAYpean Union sucker. Have fun drowning in migrants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:14:42 No.38563464 Report

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>>38563412
A what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:15:07 No.38563465 Report

Quoted By: >>38563476 >>38563485

>>38563407
I mean, as much as I hate siding with the Galarians: at least they get to keep their memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:17:33 No.38563476 Report

Quoted By: >>38563485 >>38563508 >>38564037

>>38563465
>cultureless unovan pretending the world cares about their opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:19:00 No.38563485 Report

Quoted By: >>38563508 >>38564037

>>38563465
>>38563476
Yeah fuck off Unofat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:24:40 No.38563508 Report

Quoted By: >>38563517 >>38563542

>>38563476
>>38563485
I can guarantee we’ve kicked both of your regions asses before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:26:06 No.38563517 Report

Quoted By: >>38563540

>>38563508
Oh shit, a talking Snorlax!

Wait... Nope, just a Unofat...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:29:19 No.38563528 Report

Quoted By: >>38563548

ITT: autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:31:43 No.38563540 Report

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>>38563517
Oh, how creative.
Hey, by the way, are you the Galarian or the Kalosian? It’s difficult to tell when both of you suck just as hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:32:38 No.38563542 Report

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>>38563508
>hurr durr me Unova strong!
Go back to shooting up pokeschools Unomutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:33:27 No.38563548 Report

Quoted By: >>38563561

>>38563528
Blame the Unofat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:35:29 No.38563561 Report

Quoted By: >>38563590

>>38563548
You ever seen a Porygon in real life before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:40:35 No.38563590 Report

Quoted By: >>38563600

>>38563561
Unfortunately no. I don't think my region even has them. Then again I rarely travel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:40:54 No.38563594 Report

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>>38562611
>be me
>have to walk through the shady part of town to get to the market
>some nog tries to rob me
>my new Togepi uses metronome
>sacred fucking fire
>Xatu uses teleport so we can nope the fuck out
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:42:00 No.38563600 Report

Quoted By: >>38563626

>>38563590
Would you like to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:44:34 No.38563611 Report

Quoted By: >>38563624

My girlfriend discovered I was into pokephilia and she’s grown to liking the idea of getting poked by a Herdier while I watch. I was thinking bigger breeds though honestly. Anyone got any advice on the topic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:46:54 No.38563624 Report

Quoted By: >>38563640

>>38563611
Just remember that humans are in the Field egg group, so unless you want to be raising that herdier’s kid...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:47:34 No.38563626 Report

Quoted By: >>38563634

>>38563600
No thanks. I'm not that curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:49:16 No.38563634 Report

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>>38563626
Too late.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:49:42 No.38563636 Report

Quoted By: >>38563845

>Galarians can't use pokeballs without a license
>Galarians can't catch pokemon without a license
>Galarians can't use Honedge
>Muks attacts and Voltorb explosions from team sand are considered "Part and parcel"
the absolute state of Galaroids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:50:44 No.38563640 Report

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>>38563624
Damn, you’re right. My gf has a shit nature and shit IVs. Thanks for the tip bud, I’ll check out incompatible egg groups

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:51:07 No.38563642 Report

Quoted By: >>38563645

"I'm deeply disturbed that my local Chinese restaurant's kitchen is full of Lombres and Ludicolos."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:52:34 No.38563645 Report

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>>38563642
Our town lost all of the local meowths when they put in a Chinese restaurant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:55:52 No.38563661 Report

Quoted By: >>38563670

Guys I'm so broken up, I just found out my 10 year old brother died. Apparently sending a 10 year old into the wilderness on their wasn't a good idea. Especially since it's filled with monsters that can kill you in all different ways.

They found his body half eaten. Various bird and bug pokemon were nibbling on his corpse. No sign of his starter. They think whatever did it ate him and left with his starter to eat at its lair. Oh god this is terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:58:17 No.38563670 Report

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>>38563661
This is why you’re supposed to wait until they turn 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 06:59:34 No.38563674 Report

Quoted By: >>38563689 >>38563978

>Work as IT guy at company
>my Porygon and Rotom can be dicks, but keep things interesting
>some fat fuck Hoennian guy comes into my office
>"HELLO MON YES I THINK MY COMPUTAR HAS A VIRUS HELP ME MON"
>Do a quick scan and decide to poke around his files
>SluttyGardevoirOrgy.mov
>MawileRape.mov
>GardevoirLudicoloGangBang.mov
god I hate pokefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:02:57 No.38563689 Report

Quoted By: >>38564360

>>38563674
Arceus, his tastes are shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:03:19 No.38563690 Report

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After the landmark ruling that Alakazams should be entitled to vote, Jynxes have led the march on parliament in a call to enfranchise their species.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:03:28 No.38563691 Report

Quoted By: >>38563820

"I don't trust that Nosepass."
"You shouldn't. Their type controls the media."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:08:49 No.38563714 Report

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>>38563124
If you live in Lumiose, you literally have 5 routes' worth of Pokemon to catch near you. You can probably get yourself a Gengar within a day if you've got a buddy. Stop sticking with only Weedles and get more varied mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:15:52 No.38563742 Report

Quoted By: >>38563764 >>38564108

>Ryme city forbids trainer battles
How the FUCK are you supposed to earn money without legally mugging people? This is my first and only time I'm visiting this shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:20:13 No.38563764 Report

Quoted By: >>38563817

>>38563742
There’s an underground circuit. HUGE payout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:31:21 No.38563817 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563764
I don't like shady stuff, but I gotta pay for the hotel somehow, hope my Kirlia can take it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:31:54 No.38563820 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563691
Rock-types control the media?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 07:42:41 No.38563845 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563636
At least we don't get jailed for posting a meme picture kalosoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:13:56 No.38563978 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563674
>rape
Pokémon are for consensual, romantic lovemaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:30:57 No.38564037 Report

Quoted By: >>38564059 >>38564100 >>38565042

>>38563476
>>38563485
Unova actually has a deep culture relating to taoism and shinto beliefs, and a history of European styled castles.
Amercia is a cultureless shithole filled with fat people and is the main cause of terrorism and a fuck ton of other problems.
Please don't compare unova and heavily asian inspired area that only takes a very superficial part of ny as any way related to the shithole that is america, and I am american for anyone that says
>you only say that because you're jealous of our shitty healthcare and gun crime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:38:19 No.38564059 Report

Quoted By: >>38564122

>>38564037
Also
It's isshu not the fucking shitty english name unova.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:49:06 No.38564100 Report

Quoted By: >>38564187

>>38564037
The fuck is an America?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:51:06 No.38564108 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563742
>Visit place
>Don't take any money with you
How fucking retarded are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:54:25 No.38564122 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564059
The fuck is an english?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 08:58:13 No.38564140 Report

Quoted By: >>38564155

Is it wrong to feed my Marowak, Cubone meat? I mean, I get that it’s for Mandibuzz, but it was on sale. It can’t be cannibalism since he’s not a Cubone anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:00:58 No.38564155 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564140
>he doesn’t know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:03:47 No.38564162 Report

Quoted By: >>38564174 >>38565279

Guys, I nee to take my Mudsdale to the Pokemon Centre, but the closest one is fucking 30 miles away, I tried getting it into the back of my truck but the whole thing fucking collapsed underneath it, and apparently being fucking badly poisoned isn't an 'emergency' according to the fucking air ambulance. How do I get him there? He won't survive the walk, he seems to get worse every four steps...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:08:34 No.38564170 Report

Quoted By: >>38564181 >>38564188

Any Hoennites here? I'll be staying in Hoenn for a month or so and I'm looking for stuff to do while I'm there. I don't mind touristy stuff, but if you guys have any good recommendations that are more unknown and off the beaten path, that would be cool too. Good places to eat are welcome too.
For reference, I'll most likely be staying in Mauville since that seems like a good central place to stay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:10:34 No.38564174 Report

Quoted By: >>38564214

>>38564162
Buy a fucking Antidote you idiot

Or find some fucking Pecha berries, that shit is everywhere here, it's basically a weed at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:13:09 No.38564181 Report

Quoted By: >>38564303 >>38564451

>>38564170
There's some neat cave drawings in Dewford if you wanna get the ferry over from Slateport, and you have to try the hot springs in Lavaridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:14:10 No.38564187 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564100
Where lt surge is from, dumb fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:14:24 No.38564188 Report

Quoted By: >>38564303 >>38564451

>>38564170
Okay I recommend visiting Lavaridge and Mt Chimmey and trying out the hot springs and sand baths. Also the cookies are the best. Heading to Meteor Falls is also cool if you’re into that sort of thing

If you’re staying at Mauville be sure to have a good Pokémon team, there’s only one restaurant there that serves stuff like those Unova sandwiches, Magnemite croquettes and ramen. Hoennans are crazy and will battle you for your seat

A sea boat tour is also Hoenn’s finest, taking trips to places like Mossdeep can be fun but tiring. Visit Sea Mauville if you like spooky places

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:20:02 No.38564214 Report

Quoted By: >>38564376 >>38564383

>>38564174
I live in fucking Galar, Antidotes were named as a Class C Liscensed Drug in the 1999 Status Misuse Act, they apparently work like downers when ingested by people. Need to visit the Pokemon Centre for a prescription, they're not over-the-counter anymore. Although I think there's a berry farm a few miles from here, I do 't know how many he'll need to ingest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:31:10 No.38564247 Report

Quoted By: >>38564300

My Leavanny keeps eating my donuts :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:48:11 No.38564298 Report

Quoted By: >>38564347

Why did they make TMs have unlimited uses? I used to be able to get a Hyper Beam for a couple of weeks' work, but now they're practically impossible to afford

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:48:31 No.38564300 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564247
you need to give your leavanny something to do anon

i get mine to knit me scarfs and comfy sweaters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:49:06 No.38564303 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564181
>>38564188
Thanks anons. Added them to my list. Didn't know you guys liked fighting so much, guess I'll make sure my team is battle fit. I was definitely gonna visit the places around Mt. Chimney for sure, Meteor Falls looks gorgeous. Didn't read up on Sea Mauville before, looks interesting but is it really safe? I wouldn't want my Torterra to suddenly fall through the floor or something.
How is Slateport? I'm assuming the beach is a straight up tourist hell in the summer, but the market looks really comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:50:13 No.38564308 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562662
>implying there are mosques or Muslamic infidels at all in the Pokémon world
Lizakbar isn't an official mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:50:32 No.38564310 Report

Quoted By: >>38564371 >>38564380

can I sue if some trainers sableye ate my entire rock collection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 09:59:39 No.38564347 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564298
Thanks, Champion Obama.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:04:03 No.38564360 Report

Quoted By: >>38567338

>>38563689
>Oh my Yahweh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:06:55 No.38564371 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564310
>NOT ALL SABLEYE
>MUH TRAINING
>WHY DID YOU HAVE ALL THOSE ROCKS ANYWAYS
90% of Sableye trainers are fucking idiots who can't keep their pokemon in check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:08:52 No.38564376 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564214
Well it's not like a pokemon can overdose on berries, I'd say feed him at least two just in case, especially if it's a particularly large Mudsdale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:09:32 No.38564380 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564310
Yeah, but unless you can prove malicious intent, you can only sue for trainer negligence, which honestly isn't worth the trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:10:16 No.38564383 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564214
Remember, you need less berries to cure his poison if you stick them up his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:14:31 No.38564399 Report

Quoted By: >>38564414

How do I feed my Larvitar a mountain so it can grow? Do I just plonk him outside Mt Coronet and wait or...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:21:19 No.38564414 Report

Quoted By: >>38564449

>>38564399
Don't feed him a literal mountain idiot. Just go to a Pokemon food store, they usually have big bags of mineral-rich dirt and pebbles. Be prepared to pay out the ass tho, Larvitar needs a lot of food to stay healthy. You can always say "fuck it" and give it random dirt from outside, but there's a big chance it's full of germs and/or pokemon piss and shit which can make your Larvitar really sick so it's not recommended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:28:08 No.38564438 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562908
>not a female incineroar
What sad taste you've got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:30:22 No.38564449 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564414
Lavitars aren't stupid. They notice when there's something hazardous in their food

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:30:34 No.38564451 Report

Quoted By: >>38565549

>>38564181
>>>38564188
Lavaridge hot springs are not mixed bath anymore T_T
Too bad, I heard Flannery goes there a lot T_T

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:34:14 No.38564458 Report

Quoted By: >>38564542

>>38563246
Just fuck the lizard thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 10:53:49 No.38564542 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564458
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:02:55 No.38564576 Report

Quoted By: >>38564589 >>38564779 >>38566684

Guys I need you to I.D a pokemon for me. I just moved into Hoenn a week ago and I found it in my pantry. The cheetos are gone, the poffins are gone, my bidoof is gone, What should I do? I'm no artist but I drew what it looks like. Is is dangerous?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:06:10 No.38564589 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564576
Looks like you found the ultra rare Kiddo Drawing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:06:52 No.38564590 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562662
that was me by the way those filthy mudkips challenged me to a battle inside the church

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:09:49 No.38564601 Report

Quoted By: >>38564609 >>38564615 >>38567491

>>38562611
>That kid that was too poor to buy pokemon so he had to befriend the trubbish and rodents behind the 7/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:12:08 No.38564609 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564601
>that kid who scrambled for money to buy one pokeball which then broke trying to catch a bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:14:18 No.38564615 Report

Quoted By: >>38564687

>>38564601
dude wtf is wrong with your glameow??!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:15:01 No.38564620 Report

Quoted By: >>38564633

I'm supposed to get my first pokemon from professor Oak but some dork grabbed Squirtle first and now there's none left. WTF do I do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:21:30 No.38564633 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564620
I'm coming to Pallet town next week, I've got a bellsprout but my growlithe keeps trying to piss on it, we'd both be better off with it in your hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:22:39 No.38564642 Report

Quoted By: >>38564911

so does anyone here tried having sex with their pokemon before

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:28:25 No.38564673 Report

Quoted By: >>38564714

>>38562611
i live away from my parents and i worry about them a lot and i want to give them a pokemon that can be with and protect them
my mom loves plants so i was thinking of giving them something along the lines of an exeggute or a budew since they seem "low maintenance" even in their evolved forms, thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:31:34 No.38564687 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564615
it's a shiny, dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:36:30 No.38564702 Report

Quoted By: >>38564717 >>38565322

What's a good way to banish a ghost-type from my house? I have a gengar that decided to haunt my house and it won't leave no matter what I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:39:50 No.38564714 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564673
Budew is a good choice, and I think she'll like both roselia and roserade. If she knows how to care for Pokemon, however, a petilil is a good choice too, as long as you have the resources to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:40:00 No.38564717 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564702
Kill it with another ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:43:19 No.38564723 Report

Quoted By:

magmortar is kewl but hes a FAT NIGGER that keeps eating all the FOOD and burns everything around with his FLAMING SHOULDERS HEAD AND TAIL what DO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:45:23 No.38564728 Report

Quoted By: >>38564740

Hey uh, I got my kid a Combee for his birthday some years ago. He loves honey.
Anyone know when these little fucker evolves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:48:12 No.38564740 Report

Quoted By: >>38564807

>>38564728
You did get him a female one right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:49:56 No.38564749 Report

Quoted By: >>38565036

Help. I keep trying to pokemon-proof my house, but my Furret is still managing to climb on top of my dresser and jump off. Any tips or tricks I could use to get this long fuck to stop trying to hurt himself? I should've gotten an Eevee instead, my friend did and he won't shut up about how well-behaved it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:54:40 No.38564779 Report

Quoted By: >>38564805 >>38564887

>>38564576
Alright, that looks like a mawile, it's not inherently dangerous, but it can bite. Try to catch it and grab a mawilite asap ro make it useful.
Your bidoof's dead btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 11:59:20 No.38564805 Report

Quoted By: >>38564887

>>38564779
>It's not inherently dangerous
Nigga this thing can snap you in half or fucking vore you if it gets hungry or mad
It's probably full at that point tho, so I guess he might as well try catching it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:00:06 No.38564807 Report

Quoted By: >>38564819 >>38564824

>>38564740
why would I get my son a girl pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:00:09 No.38564808 Report

Quoted By: >>38564868

I took some Big Shrooms and hallucinated last night. I decided to draw some of what I saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:02:16 No.38564819 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564807
What the fuck, anon? Did you sleep all the way through Evolutionary Science 101?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:03:28 No.38564824 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564807
A-Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:11:27 No.38564868 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564808
That's a cartoonish looking... Rockruff, I think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:14:54 No.38564887 Report

Quoted By: >>38564960

>>38564779
>Not inherently dangerous he says
Of course I try to deal with it before >>38564805
posted. Damn thing nearly ripped off my hand! I have a great ball stashed in the basement but that piranha plant motherfucker won't let me through. I'm gonna try and pass it now that I've got the oven mitts on.
Wish me luck bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:18:34 No.38564908 Report

Quoted By: >>38565066

I have been living all my life in Cerulean city and I have been training my Spearow for some time now, I beat Misty as my first gym leader, but I'm not sure I'm ready to leave my hometown. All my friends and family are here. I know they would support me, but I don't know, I'm scared. What should I do? Sorry for the blogpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:19:23 No.38564911 Report

Quoted By: >>38565643

>>38564642
That's illegal in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Kalos and Alola. Not in Unova though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:24:02 No.38564927 Report

Quoted By: >>38564942

I was playing with my Inkay and its guts fucking fell out and now its standing on them.
What the fuck do I do bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:26:51 No.38564942 Report

Quoted By: >>38565022

>>38564927
Wait.. you got one to evolve? How? I have been trying for forever and that little fucker just keeps staring at me. No matter how many battles, stones I try to shove in its mouth, I made it eat as many berries as I could find while making him hold soothe bell, battling during night and day, nothing helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:30:38 No.38564960 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564887
How did it go anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:32:09 No.38564973 Report

Quoted By: >>38564980

Hey, if I left my haunter at a friends house while I went on vacation to aloha, would it become a gengar? I'm asking cause my aunt is scared to death of ghost types (bad encounter with a yamask I hear) and my girl mary hates being in a pokeball.

I'm asking cause its already cold as balls in my room as is, and I've heard gengar make the air chilly.

Not a serious trainer so I don't know if that's bullshit or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:34:36 No.38564980 Report

Quoted By: >>38564996

>>38564973
Do you have a daycare nearby? Just put it there for the time being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:36:26 No.38564986 Report

Quoted By:

I like this thread :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:38:03 No.38564996 Report

Quoted By: >>38565025 >>38565479

>>38564980
Used to down a block or two, but it shut down after it turned out that one of the breeders was using some of the ditto's left there to make porn videos.

Ever see two snubull one Lass? yeah that's one of the fuckers work.
My god was the trainer pissed to find out his Ditto was used for that.

But anyways, would Mary evolve if I left her with my friend? My aunt sprayed repellent all through the house last time she visited so I really don't want to put Mary through that harpies bullshit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:39:13 No.38565002 Report

Quoted By: >>38567365

Guys how do I make my Hydreigon not have a phobia of Fairy types?
Like he knows Flash Cannon but he still would rather hide behind me. Even the littlest Cleffa makes him nervous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:45:46 No.38565022 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564942
We were just playing and it tripped and fell over and now its just staring st me smugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:46:02 No.38565025 Report

Quoted By: >>38565070

>>38564996
I don't think it would? You aren't really trading it per say, it's like when you give your pokemon to a nurse to heal them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:47:12 No.38565036 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564749
Furrets have a lot of energy and they need to get rid of it somehow. Spend more time playing with it, letting it run around outside etc. Once it's happy and tired itself out it won't need to climb anything anymore.
Furrets can be just as well behaved as Eevee, it just need a little more attention so it doesn't get bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:49:06 No.38565042 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564037
An unbridled autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:54:24 No.38565066 Report

Quoted By: >>38565347

>>38564908
Do it faggot.
No but really, it'll change your life for the better. Hardest part is taking the first step. The first two weeks will fucking suck, but once you get past that the journey is rewarding unlike anything else
t. left Nacrene two months ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:55:07 No.38565070 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565025
Alright, awesome. Going to surprise Mary with a new friend when I get back, need to get another pokemon anyways cause apparently having only 1 makes you "weird" and "childish" and makes fuckers not want to hire you.

Thanks for the help though my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:56:43 No.38565078 Report

Quoted By: >>38565088 >>38565133

Is bad I want to fuck my Banette guys? Also, if you die, whar kind of Ghost Type Pokemon would you become?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 12:58:14 No.38565088 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565078
Probably a Pumpkaboo, or a ghastly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:05:51 No.38565133 Report

Quoted By: >>38565309

>>38565078
I'm calling the cops

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:08:57 No.38565155 Report

Quoted By: >>38565184 >>38565202 >>38565353

Guys, my Gothorita has been fucking miserable and unruly since she evolved. I read somewhere that they don't do well in places with a lot of light pollution at night, and we live in Castelia. Normally I'd try to soothe her with video games or helping with the plants, but she ain't fucking having it anymore.

Last night the little shit made it look like there was an aurora localized entirely out of my bedroom window. My parents thought I'd fucking lost it when I tried to show them, and Gothorita was clapping like a retarded Seel.

The fuck do I do to keep this kid in line? I'd love to move out of this polluted shithole altogether, but I can barely afford rent as it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:14:20 No.38565184 Report

Quoted By: >>38565252

>>38565155
Beat their ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:17:40 No.38565202 Report

Quoted By: >>38565242 >>38565252

>>38565155
Trip it up and laugh at its stubby excuses for legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:25:18 No.38565242 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565202
very cursed image

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:26:23 No.38565252 Report

Quoted By: >>38565271

>>38565184
>>38565202
kek

Unfortunately the stubby leg thing is a myth. I know because I already tried tipping her over once when she evolved. She tied my boots together the next morning and laughed when I ate shit trying to leave the apartment. We're all spiteful retards here. Any ideas that don't involve getting my ass hauled away by the cops for pokemon abuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:29:15 No.38565267 Report

Quoted By: >>38565467

why does my Feebas keep dressing up as if she's getting ready for a beauty pageant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:29:25 No.38565271 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565252
Just paint stars on your ceiling, or invest in one of those swirling globes that project lights on the ceiling. Psychic types aren’t as smart as common knowledge and media would have you think.

If they think they’re seeing stars they won’t be much trouble

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:29:50 No.38565273 Report

Quoted By: >>38565283 >>38565348

Guys,recently I befriended this little guy who usually plays pranks on me,Prolbem is my house won't let me keep more than one Pokemon(Espeon).
We don't have a professor lab in our town so I can't leave them there, how do I deal with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:30:59 No.38565277 Report

Quoted By: >>38565306

My purugly took my bed over. I’ve been sleeping on the floor, cause the fat bastard sleeps on my stomach and with how hot it’s getting it feels like a fucking sauna. Also it isn’t fun to wake up to a glare, right before work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:31:10 No.38565279 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564162
Just keep him up and active.
The poison will look like it's getting worse, but will eventually run its course.
As long as you stay with him and make sure he knows you're there, he'll understand.
Remember to give him lots of encouragement, and you'll both make it through this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:32:01 No.38565283 Report

Quoted By: >>38565295

>>38565273
Challenge the house owner to a Pokémon battle to change the rule. They should only have 1, but you’d have 2. Easy win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:34:24 No.38565295 Report

Quoted By: >>38565311 >>38565324 >>38565348

>>38565283
You're joking right?
My dad owns a freaking Mega-Gengar, there is no winning this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:35:57 No.38565306 Report

Quoted By: >>38565329

>>38565277
Get some stank ass essential oil like citronella, lavender, peppermint or lemongrass and spray your bed with it. The fatass won't want to go anywhere near it after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:36:08 No.38565309 Report

Quoted By: >>38565344

>>38565133
It's not like I want to fuck something like a Lucario. Also I'm in Unova.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:36:19 No.38565311 Report

Quoted By: >>38565337

>>38565295
Just bribe the gengar with sweets, or build a trust by helping it with its pranks. Never said the fight had to be fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:38:11 No.38565322 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564702
If you're really such a brainlet, try hiring a Channeler or a Medium. Hex Maniacs also know their way around ghost types.
If you're a DIY kind, try using a Pokemon with Sweet Scent. It'll draw out the Gengar, and then you can just battle it. You might wanna get some friends together for that, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:38:24 No.38565324 Report

Quoted By: >>38565337

>>38565295
Mega-gengar isn't all too loyal to it's owner, if you find what it likes, you could end up turning it against your father

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:39:13 No.38565329 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565306
Tried to, turns out Tubbs got used to the smells as a glameow from my tea drinking, cause I’d give him treats when I made a cup. So the fat fuck stared at me for hours meowing and body slamming my leg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:40:25 No.38565337 Report

Quoted By: >>38565350 >>38565386

>>38565311
>>38565324
Uh, if I do that forget about the Pokemon staying in the house, I'll be the one getting kicked out.
It doesn't help I've been thinking of excuses to not go for an adventure since I'm too lazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:42:07 No.38565344 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565309
Of course a Unomutt would be behind this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:42:49 No.38565347 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565066
Alright, I'm gonna do it, I hope we meet one day and can have a battle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:42:51 No.38565348 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565273
>>38565295
Nigga you have an Espeon. Get a Choice Scarf on that thing and use Psychic, GG daddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:43:07 No.38565350 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565337
Just fuck the gengar. It is clearly the alpha in the house. Bet you inherited your father’s natural bitchatude.

My dad had a godamn Charizard, and I threw down with him when I wanted Mcmilktanks, with the fucking poliwag my uncle caught for me. You’re just a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:43:14 No.38565353 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565155
Try buying her a sleep mask or some sunglasses.
I hear Pokemon with light sensitivity calm down a lot when they have something to keep the light out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:47:15 No.38565379 Report

Quoted By:

So why are shinies a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:47:43 No.38565386 Report

Quoted By: >>38565408

>>38565337
Dude, sometimes you have to make that hard choice.
If you're not allowed to have more than one Pokemon around, maybe it's time to hit the road.
Like, it sucks, man, it really does, but sometimes you need to make the tough choices for the sake of your Pokemon.
You'll feel a lot better when a full team of six friends, even if you're out in the wilderness with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:52:04 No.38565408 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565386
I guess you're right, I should at least have one badge to show for it.
I heard that work offers gets better the more badges you have and the better trainer you are, guess it's time to break some sweat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:56:54 No.38565432 Report

Quoted By: >>38565463

My Alakazam's been helping me with taxes this year. I should've had him help sooner, so far he's helped me save 4000 pokedollars. Feeling pretty good fellas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 13:59:50 No.38565449 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562662
>any place of even remote importance not having a Damp live-in
We need a third war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:01:49 No.38565463 Report

Quoted By: >>38566240

>>38565432
Hey man be careful, I had a cousin who had a gardevoir he raised from a Ralts, who took over his life. Found him in thigh highs and a skirt after the garde had been going to his work for like two months. Still living like that apparently, his pa apparently thinks the gardevoir makes a better son than her “master” did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:02:30 No.38565467 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565267
She wants to evolve. Make her some Blue Pokéblocks to snack on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:04:54 No.38565479 Report

Quoted By: >>38565493

>>38564996
Only if you Pokésit one of your friend’s Pokémon at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:06:08 No.38565488 Report

Quoted By: >>38565506

How do you guys feel about the lati duo flying into the two goldenrod towers about a decade and a half ago? It’s been years but I still feel like Lance had something to do with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:06:38 No.38565493 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565479
What if my sister takes his exggecute over to evolve their. Guy has been going crazy over it’s alohan form for some reason .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:08:45 No.38565506 Report

Quoted By: >>38565628

>>38565488
Lance?
That guy can train something else other than Dragonites?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:10:49 No.38565518 Report

Quoted By: >>38565534 >>38565543

What happens if I open my Stakataka's Poké Ball inside my ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:13:17 No.38565534 Report

Quoted By: >>38565541

>>38565518
It would be extremely painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:14:21 No.38565541 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565534
Stakataka's a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:14:39 No.38565543 Report

Quoted By: >>38565552 >>38565877

>>38565518
Stop larping, everyone knows ultra beasts aren’t real. Next your going to tell me a mimikyu stole your girlfriends body and wears her like a coat now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:15:35 No.38565549 Report

Quoted By: >>38565571

>>38564451
Why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:15:57 No.38565552 Report

Quoted By: >>38565584

>>38565543
Speaking of girlfriends, my friend told me his gf he spend a year with turned out to be a Zoroark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:18:46 No.38565571 Report

Quoted By: >>38565630

>>38565549
Cause if you don’t you might be turned into a yamask, capture by a big tiddy hex gf, be made to evolve into a Cofagrigus and help her indulge her bondage, entrapment and choking fetishes. All the while you slowly forget your previous life, and wonder if any of it was ever real or if it was just a dream.

Not that I would know or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:19:34 No.38565579 Report

Quoted By: >>38565586 >>38566261

My Aggron has solo'd five gyms for me, but he keeps shitting on my car.

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:20:19 No.38565584 Report

Quoted By: >>38565596

>>38565552
Why did he stop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:20:42 No.38565586 Report

Quoted By: >>38565620 >>38565622

>>38565579
Uh, wouldn't your car be a goner if you put a freaking Aggron inside it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:21:44 No.38565596 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565584
He didn't, that's the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:25:12 No.38565620 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565586
>on

It's usually while I'm playing with Skrelp and Golett in the garden, I'm hoping that once Golett evolves he can keep check on Aggron a bit for me. He's fucking stubborn as shit though, he's had a real attitude since he evolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:25:30 No.38565622 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565586
That's what Pokeballs are for, you dingdong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:27:17 No.38565628 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565506
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:28:20 No.38565630 Report

Quoted By: >>38565636

>>38565571
Hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:29:56 No.38565635 Report

Quoted By: >>38565642 >>38567420

Hi guys I am finally able to catch my first pokemon, anyone knows a good place to capture a Trubbish or an Alolan Muk? I am working to save the planet :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:30:08 No.38565636 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565630
Help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:30:16 No.38565637 Report

Quoted By: >>38565688

WHERE THE FUCK DO I CATCH A FEEBAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:30:25 No.38565639 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562981
Choice specs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:31:26 No.38565642 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565635
Any big cities for the former, gonna have to go to Alola for the latter, or ask around your local breeders see if they have any contacts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:31:48 No.38565643 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564911
>Alola
Nobody in Alola respects that law, though?
You report that shit and the cops usually just call you a prude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:41:36 No.38565688 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565637
Just buy one lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:48:23 No.38565728 Report

Quoted By: >>38565736 >>38565771 >>38565817

>>38562611
>be homeless
>find abra in the street
>take it to the pokecenter
>apparently it was rejected by its parents and thinks I’m her mom now
Wat do? There’s apparently some feral kadabra in my city but the nurse said that none of them will accept her. I don’t think I can take care of her. Anyone got an alakazam that could take her in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:50:02 No.38565736 Report

Quoted By: >>38567695

>>38565728
Hey, at least you won’t get weird looks like people raising ralts. Just make sure to buy a lot of ice cream for her, lil fuckers love ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:53:40 No.38565771 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565728
Abra aren’t big eaters. A handful of berries a day is more than enough to keep one happy, and once she evolves you’ll have a Pokémon strong enough that you could probably get some good money fighting weaker trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:55:43 No.38565784 Report

Quoted By: >>38565799

After years of training psychic Pokémon, I've awakened my own psychic powers. The most use I have from them is pulling the remote to me though, that's not nearly as cool as I thought it'd be

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:57:24 No.38565799 Report

Quoted By: >>38565809

>>38565784
...should we tell him it’s just his Pokémon doing it out of pity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 14:58:26 No.38565804 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562639
Wtf. Just hunt like we all do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:00:10 No.38565809 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565799
Don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:00:32 No.38565813 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw cant hug my bro chesnaught without getting my spine crushed
im sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:01:06 No.38565817 Report

Quoted By: >>38565828

>>38565728
Just abuse it's teleport to get into a bank or something, and you could change your lifestyle for the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:02:03 No.38565828 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565817
Don't do this they have musharnas in banks vault to avoid people doing this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:02:36 No.38565830 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562863
Thats Natu. Its close to evolving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:02:42 No.38565831 Report

Quoted By:

Hey have you guys heard team skulls latest album?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:03:47 No.38565838 Report

Quoted By: >>38565853 >>38566105

I'm gonna leave society and go live in the woods like a hermit, what pokemon would help me in achieving a lifestyle like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:03:52 No.38565839 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562981
Evolve them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:04:53 No.38565842 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562968
Irs doing that because it riminds it about you. Its normal. I gave mine a scarf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:05:55 No.38565849 Report

Quoted By: >>38565870

... Is the anon who had a Mawile in his pantry alright?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:07:01 No.38565853 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565838
Meditite would be the best choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:09:59 No.38565869 Report

Quoted By:

I'm selling Feebas and Munchlax from Sinnoh for 10k each.
Contact me if you want your child not to be a route 1 shitmon loser or a starterfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:10:00 No.38565870 Report

Quoted By: >>38566071

>>38565849
he dead, nigga got vored

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:11:30 No.38565877 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565543
If they aren't real, why do they have Pokédex slots and why was I able to get one on GTS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:12:22 No.38565883 Report

Quoted By: >>38565894

Help. My snorlax rolled over onto me while we were watching Cerulean empire, and she fell asleep before she noticed. I can’t reach the remote and it’s on the fucking horrible fifth season. I think I heard my ribs creaking an hour or so ago, send help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:12:49 No.38565888 Report

Quoted By: >>38565907

>>38562611
Whenever I go to sleep, my Spiritomb just sits in the corner watching me. I’ve tried putting him in his pokeball but he won’t stay. He’s really starting to creep me out. What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:14:03 No.38565893 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563246
Repel to her face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:14:12 No.38565894 Report

Quoted By: >>38565916

>>38565883
If you can type this then just order a pizza and she'll wake up like the wind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:16:20 No.38565907 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565888
Ghost types do that, my haunter does to. It’s an old instinct from when people first started living with Pokémon , cause when people would Die in their sleep, if they owned ghost types, they’d play with their soul and run off together. It’s why old folks homes have one gengar or something in their nowadays, keeps the place from filling with yamasks or worse.

Little guy might have noticed something wrong with you, go get a check up man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:17:50 No.38565916 Report

Quoted By: >>38565936

>>38565894
It’s three hours till any of those places open. But I’ll keep that in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:22:54 No.38565936 Report

Quoted By: >>38565943 >>38565946

>>38565916
Since you have qccess to your phone try finding a pokeflute app or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:23:50 No.38565943 Report

Quoted By: >>38565950 >>38565958

>>38565936
Don't do that bro, Snorlax really hates the sound of that flute and it may attack you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:24:25 No.38565946 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565936
Good idea, just have to hope she doesn’t dance before she get off me, or get grumpy and use body slam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:24:43 No.38565950 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565943
That was the only idea I had. Looks like that poor bastard’s going to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:25:06 No.38565952 Report

Quoted By: >>38565978

>>38563404
You are aware HMs are licences? You can fly on any mon but

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:25:48 No.38565958 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565943
No worries, mine loves it. She dances to it, no idea why though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:29:02 No.38565978 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565952
A-anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:35:40 No.38566021 Report

Quoted By:

Everyone at my local game shop SUCKS at Pokémon duel. I hate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:42:48 No.38566071 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565870
oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:44:51 No.38566087 Report

Quoted By:

I left my Oddish in the backseat of my car with the windows rolled up about 12 years ago. He passed away and I was charged with neglect and spent 3 years in prison. I miss the little guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:47:28 No.38566105 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565838
Most grass types grow berries you can eat. Grotle is a good choice, though it may become disruptive to local pokemon if it evolves. Torterras eat a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:49:44 No.38566119 Report

Quoted By: >>38566129 >>38566132 >>38566146

I think there's a nest of Phantumps hanging around the local orphanage. Should I be worried?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:51:30 No.38566129 Report

Quoted By: >>38566131

>>38566119
Nah nigga, you know how hard it is to find a gourgeist in the wild? Catch one and thank the owners of the joint for helping the ecosystem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:52:40 No.38566131 Report

Quoted By: >>38566143

>>38566129
>Phantump
>Gourgeist
Anon, I....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:52:47 No.38566132 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566119
Oh noes

Incine-Chad !bY4t.xVWKQ

Incine-Chad !bY4t.xVWKQ Wed 15 May 2019 15:53:48 No.38566136 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562662
Fucking Probopass deserve to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:56:58 No.38566143 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566131
There be a few of them around anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 15:57:09 No.38566146 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566119
Call the police.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:01:13 No.38566164 Report

Quoted By: >>38566274

Man I just had the weirdest dream. I got transformed into a pokemon and was teleported in a world without humans where mons lived like a society. I met a Mudkip and went on adventures with him and some others pokes I met along the way andsaved the world at some point. It felt very real too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:04:20 No.38566191 Report

Quoted By: >>38566199 >>38567459

My Ampharos keeps giving me hugs and zapping me, I don't want to wear rubber boots all the time please help

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:05:04 No.38566199 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566191
Get a rock, ground or steel type they likes hugging to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:07:50 No.38566226 Report

Quoted By: >>38566266

What the fuck is this website
Why was my Hypno posting here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:10:24 No.38566240 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565463
Oh jeez, yeah I'll keep that in mind. I don't think my buddy would do something so...bizarre, he was my starter during my trainer days.

He's usually occupied though, he does some work as an entertainer doing psychic shows for kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:12:59 No.38566261 Report

Quoted By:

>>38565579
Sounds like your Aggron sees it as his territory. May be worth having him spend some time in his poke ball until he calms down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:14:13 No.38566266 Report

Quoted By: >>38566318

>>38566226
I can assure you this is a very healthy website full of healthy people and your Hypno isn't doing anything wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:15:20 No.38566274 Report

Quoted By: >>38566336

>>38566164
I had a similar dream, except instead of saving the world, I TRIED to and then just fucking died.
That Hydreigon was such a great guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:18:43 No.38566298 Report

Quoted By: >>38566319

>walk into pomemart
>qt gril at the counter
>just browsing, but want to buy something to talk to her
>grab 10 pokeballs
>go up to the counter
>she asks "would you like our limited time offer premier ball with those? It's free!"
>my brain short circuits and assume she's trying to sell me Frz Heals or something, scream "NO!!"
>she gets startled, grabs the manager
>he asks me to leave
>I stutter "o-kay" and sprint out the store
>Tangela falls out my pockets
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the bulbasaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:21:42 No.38566318 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566266
Really cause there’s been those threads asking about what Pokémon little kids want...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:21:44 No.38566319 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566298
>not buying frz heals from the qt
Moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:24:07 No.38566336 Report

Quoted By: >>38566750 >>38566845

>>38566274
There was an Hydreigon in your dream too? That's a weird coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 16:49:54 No.38566547 Report

Quoted By:

>>38562981
Have her and her pokemon battle your 'weedle'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:10:48 No.38566684 Report

Quoted By:

>>38564576
Ha ha present your dick to it trust me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:14:18 No.38566712 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563303
That's 'cause Linoone have the Pickup ability, anon. They just find stuff.

Hell, I tend to just head out with a bunch of Meowth and train. Between the Pay Day and the stuff they just find, it pays for itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:19:22 No.38566750 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566336
He wanted me to fight some icy dragon thing. Kyurem, I think it was called?
Something about bitter cold?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:26:25 No.38566798 Report

Quoted By: >>38566884 >>38566963

Does anyone know a reputable seller of slowpoke tails? Been trying to find some for ages but no one is selling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:32:43 No.38566845 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566336
He wanted me to fight some icy dragon thing. Kyurem, I think it was called.
Something about bitter cold?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:36:16 No.38566884 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566798
That’s cause team rocket went out of business and no one else knows how to catch them right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:43:48 No.38566963 Report

Quoted By:

>>38566798
Catch your own Slowpoke then you sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:46:46 No.38566987 Report

Quoted By: >>38567056 >>38567058

>be me
>work at a local pokemart
>get decent payment to support myself and my elderly relatives
>a fire happens at night
>half of the goods destroyed
>my boss moves out of town because he is now afraid of doing business here
what do? I'm the only one who works in my family and now I've got cucked out of the only job I've had for the past 10 years and I have zero experience besides that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:52:47 No.38567037 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563149
Ugh, mine does the same. He's lured by all things shiny. I don't know the sources though. I think I should try and find the owners of the jewelry - if he ever lets me get close to his "shiny corner". I guess I'll just sneak in while hes sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:55:00 No.38567056 Report

Quoted By: >>38567142

>>38566987
So what I’m hearing is you’re the only one in town who knows how to work a Pokémart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:55:01 No.38567058 Report

Quoted By: >>38567142

>>38566987
First off, what are the goods that still remain?
Second off, what Pokemon do you have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 17:56:17 No.38567071 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563161
I've been wanting to play it for months now, but living in a small city sucks, no one's into it. It's just an awkward hobby to them. Also I don't live in Sinnoh, sadly. Everyone's playing that stupid Forretressnite on their PCs instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:02:26 No.38567117 Report

Quoted By:

>>38563332
Right? Everyone's annoying there. Been on Lumiose City once, and Arceus forbid I ever go there again. Super overrated, all Kalosians are lazy shitheads and no one bloody knows what a trash can it. Also all they have are Furfrous. Yuck. Thank goodness I'm Galarian.

Flustered trainer aspirant

Flustered trainer aspirant Wed 15 May 2019 18:03:48 No.38567135 Report

Quoted By:

I had a similar problem with my friend's Vaporeon as that one guy had with his brother's Braixen. Mostly because you do not know pain until you've been bursting for a piss but also getting an awkward boner because you can hear a moaning fishdog on the other side of the fucking door. I'm tempted to just kick the door open and catch him in the act one of these days because... I mean I don't shame anyone for pokephilia since I have seen some pokemon that are pretty much human-level intelligence (namely I know that my Dad's Lucario is a friend of mine and we talk sometimes) but it's just like don't hog the bathroom when you know that I'm awake and know what you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:04:49 No.38567142 Report

Quoted By: >>38567169 >>38567184

>>38567056
It's a pretty small town really. Not many people were willing to work there, but now that the building is closed, I'm fucked.
>>38567058
none, anon (to both of your questions, as my boss took the remaining goods and moved). I occasionally read stories and watch TV programs about pokemon, but I have very limited knowledge about them. However, I remember hearing my relatives talking about a "special surprise" from my grandpa which was given to them to keep it away from me until "the time comes". Do you think it's time? Could it be a pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:07:36 No.38567169 Report

Quoted By:

>>38567142
>38567142
and before you ask "how do you work at a pokemart if you don't know shit about pokemon?", it's easy: knowing a whole lot about pokemon isn't required, knowing what you sell does is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:08:57 No.38567184 Report

Quoted By:

>>38567142
Find any metal left in the wreckage and sell it for scrap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:17:52 No.38567279 Report

Quoted By: >>38567326 >>38567335

My Grandpa just died and left me all of his pokemon. He was one of those government raised child pokemon trainers from the communist part of Sinnoh, and after that fell the only thing he could do to make money was to challenge gyms.
Now that he's dead I have all of his old pokemon; some of which have been entered into the hall of fame. Problem is that there's this collector that wants to buy them off of me and I don't know if I should sell them or not.
My Grandpa was a cool guy and we were close but he used to just let all his pokemon run around while they walked from one gym to the next cause they don't like being in their balls. There's no space for them all and I just can't dedicate my life to the gym circuit, I'm busy trying to finish my studies at uni.
What should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:21:39 No.38567326 Report

Quoted By:

>>38567279
Just ask 'em?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:22:06 No.38567335 Report

Quoted By: >>38567372

>>38567279
Go visit Professor Rowan. He looks sorta mean, but he’s a great guy. He’ll help you out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:22:37 No.38567338 Report

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>>38564360
Finally someone who gets it. "God" isn't God's name, it's his title - if Arceus is the supreme being he gets called God too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:24:33 No.38567365 Report

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>>38565002
Simple. Fight him with doubles with fairy type as his supporter so it could gain some trust both in faairy types as well as in itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:25:25 No.38567372 Report

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>>38567335
I'll give it a try. He sometimes teaches at my Uni so I'll try catch him after class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:31:33 No.38567420 Report

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>>38565635
I can send you Trubbish.
Be carefull what you feed it though.
Organics should be just a treat.
I feed mine plastic and glass. Their poison is not as strong but they are way harder to knock out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:36:36 No.38567459 Report

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>>38566191
Brush him to release static electricity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:39:44 No.38567491 Report

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>>38564601
I was that kid, there were mukrows too. One time some galactic shitter was going door to door and when he reached my house a bunch of them came out of nowhere and attacked him, shit was hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:45:02 No.38567546 Report

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>>38562611
Owning a Bewear requires a special clause on your trainer license for a reason, man. They may look all soft and cuddly, and they may try to be soft and cuddly, but they will break your spine on accident.

If you own a Bewear- or a Stufful- *always* make sure to train it so it respects personal space, and *always* train it to not hug people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:54:42 No.38567661 Report

Quoted By: >>38567978 >>38568102

I'm the principal of a small school in Unova. For years, I’ve let the kids of the school bring one Pokemon to school with relatively no issues. However, due to rising gang and Team Plasma activity in the area, people have called for the repealing of that rule. This culminated with an attack on a sophmore by a member of Team Plasma, resulting in the kid sustaining 2nd degree burns. Now, most of the student body is not involved in any criminal activity, so I don't want to take away their rights, but the outcry is too big. What should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 18:58:24 No.38567695 Report

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>>38565736
I’ll try that. Still don’t want her growing up thinking she’s a human though, some Alakazam raised that way ended up taking over part of town and were massive assholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 19:03:28 No.38567745 Report

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WEST SINNOH BEST SINNOH
ALMIA IS RIGHTFUL WESTERN CLAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 19:29:02 No.38567978 Report

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>>38567661
Simply owning the Pokémon puts them in danger. Forcing them to leave their ‘Mons at home only keeps them from protecting themselves.
Teach them how to battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 19:44:06 No.38568102 Report

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>>38567661
If you have any gym leaders in your town, ask them to come in and do a class on battling. They're always up for charity work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 20:26:36 No.38568433 Report

Quoted By: >>38568578

>>38562611
Shame this thread is almost over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 20:46:53 No.38568578 Report

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>>38568433
Make a new thread then.

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