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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 23:44:56 No.38569910 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38569917 >>38569943 >>38572470 >>38572513 >>38573101 >>38573239 >>38573383 >>38573392 >>38574711 >>38574820 >>38575302 >>38575314 >>38575756 >>38576343

What if Pokemon were real?

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 23:45:37 No.38569917 Report

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>>38569910
I'd have my pokewife forever and ever <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 23:46:51 No.38569930 Report

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I would love to get dicked by a Blastoise and left for dead in a puddle of blood and cum

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Anonymous Wed 15 May 2019 23:48:20 No.38569943 Report

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>>38569910
I'd eat chips and watch TV with my raichu bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 00:03:42 No.38570083 Report

Quoted By: >>38570161 >>38570194 >>38574820 >>38575741

humans wouldn't exist, as simple as that

how do you expect we would fare against such beasts that are as nearly as smart as us/smarter than us?
we would've been wiped before we could even leave our caves or stand on two legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 00:14:29 No.38570161 Report

Quoted By: >>38571651 >>38572470

>>38570083
this is why i've always thought humans in the pokemon world are equally as super-durable as the pokemon that tend to just tank intense heats, colds, poisons, electrocution, energy blasts etc on a daily basis

i mean, there's people literally capable of casual telekinesis in the games and no one even pays attention to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 00:18:13 No.38570194 Report

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>>38570083
This is exactly why we must prepare before the worlds converge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8RmBBj2mBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 03:15:42 No.38571651 Report

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>>38570161
Humans can also juggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 04:53:46 No.38572470 Report

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>>38570161
I wouldn't say it's casual, but in theory it would make sense humans in the pokemon world, evolving alongside pokemon (and according to some fan theories, possibly even a pokemon offshoot themselves) would adapt to be tougher and stronger than average.

>>38569910
Ryme city is probably pretty accurate. I could imagine pokemon battling still being legal but it would requre designated battle areas to keep stray attacks from causing too much damage.

Or some wise ass from having his groundtype fuck up a park's landscaping just because.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 04:58:19 No.38572513 Report

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>>38569910
I would want an ivysaur and a nidoran and I'd live out in the forest somewhere. Probably battle wild Pokémon and anyone who came close unless they were family.

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 04:59:21 No.38572523 Report

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>>38572513
fuck I mean nidorino

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 06:16:47 No.38573101 Report

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>>38569910
What if Ally McBeal was a real-deal seal? And then schpieled in high-heels over a meal with Captain & Tennille?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 06:37:49 No.38573239 Report

Quoted By: >>38573336 >>38574414

>>38569910
>be me
>find a buneary for the first time
>catch it because it's cute
>find out that it's female
>cuddle it every time because it's so soft and fluffy
>using it in easy battles because i don't want it to hurt so much
>it evolves
>*gulp*
>Lopunny happily hugs me after its evolution
>it strangely pushes its hips back and forth
>"W-what are y-you doing"
>she looks at me with a bed eye
>bunnies are famous for breed a lot and i found out she is pretty horny in that moment
>ohshitwhatgonnadonow.mp4
>she pins me down, trying to remove my pants
>"Stop!"
>trying to let her return in the pokéball but she slapped it from my hand and now it's a little far
>she rapes me in the end in a very dom way while the trainer i fought and other people who passes watching this poor man getting rided by its bun
>i actually enjoyed it

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 06:58:06 No.38573336 Report

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>>38573239
Get help

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 07:07:16 No.38573383 Report

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>>38569910
Our world isnt ready.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 07:08:48 No.38573392 Report

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>>38569910
I would travel everywhere with my Mudkip best friend on my shoulder and never let him evolve

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 10:41:31 No.38574404 Report

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>>38573392
And get raped by Hikers.

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 10:42:28 No.38574414 Report

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>>38573239
>lopunny
>not pic related

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 11:51:52 No.38574711 Report

Quoted By: >>38575945

>>38569910
I'd never sleep calmly knowing that a ghost type could get into my room in any moment and posses my body or eat my dreams. Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 12:28:37 No.38574820 Report

Quoted By: >>38575762

>>38569910
God Venusaur looks like trash, I'm upset.
>>38570083
Well I imagine we are Pokemon, and in-game they can be nearly driven to extinction by a single man in the world with a magic sword, granted its magic, but still, that's damn impressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:24:46 No.38575302 Report

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>>38569910
I replied this >>38506388 to a similar question.
I would definitely love to live in a world where miniaturisation with weight nullification and teleportation are real.

Also, I would definitely train to become psychic, if only to be able to type on multiple keyboards at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:27:14 No.38575314 Report

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>>38569910
They would be facing the 6th mass extinction.

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:51:13 No.38575741 Report

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>>38570083
Seems many Pokemon have protective instincts, even more have benefitted directly or originated from humanity.

When it comes down to it, humans are like a mix of Mewtwo and Chansey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:54:38 No.38575756 Report

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>>38569910
Then Pokemon would be real

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:55:47 No.38575762 Report

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>>38574820
We don't evolve into our adults forms, we grow up, we're not pokemons
Balls don't work on us either afaik

>>38575741
Well that's because of how our society works now, early man wasn't nearly as nice to the wild life, and sure as hell wouldn't be nice towards dragons and rock monsters the size of trees

Though I guess my point would more be; Pokemon would rule the world, not the other way around
I fail to see what could ever stop all those bug pokemons from taking over the world, imagine summer with all the moskitoes and flies around but with the moskitoes and flies being the size of your head or some the size of your car

Yeah, wouldn't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:03:23 No.38575780 Report

Quoted By: >>38575854 >>38576331

>>38575762
> Giant insects
Good thing their respiratory system does not allow a body that big with the current oxygen proportion in the air.

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:08:46 No.38575803 Report

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I want to have a qt Ampharos buddy and check for Darkrai under his bed every night

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:17:44 No.38575854 Report

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>>38575780
Well they obviously don't give a fuck in the pokemon world, so they wouldn't give a fuck here either

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:32:13 No.38575945 Report

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>>38574711
That's why you keep dark types if you're in ghost prone areas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:01:16 No.38576131 Report

Quoted By: >>38576287 >>38576331

The ones that are anatomically or even physically possible would be interesting animals, but that's about it. Outside of a few edge cases they'd only be capable of what animals can already do, and none of you would care about them any more than you do regular animals. There'd occasionally be threads about them on /an/ and /vp/ wouldn't exist.
>inb4 they'd be magic and still jave powers!
No they wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:31:30 No.38576287 Report

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>>38576131
Boring and realistpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:39:37 No.38576331 Report

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>>38576131
I am >>38575780 and even then, I think
>>38576287 isn't that wrong.

Although our current knowledge of science is great, it is a huge downer at times... Or we are complete ignorants.
Why is fiction so much more fun than reality ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:41:50 No.38576343 Report

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>>38569910
I feel like there be a bigger overcrowding and resource problem than ever before. Do animals also still exist in this universe or is everything just replaced with pokemon?

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