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>>38572151
>>38572543
It means humans are Pokemon. If Ditto has the ability to become any Pokemon, likely due to it being a failed Mew experiment which contains the DNA of all Pokemon, it implies humans are Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:05:59 No.38572588 Report

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>>38572568
>got btfo

B-B-BUT ITS NOT CANON REEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:16:15 No.38572668 Report

Quoted By: >>38572689

I wonder
If you are about to have secks with ditto, does it transform into (You) or a female version of (You) ?

If it is the latter, would this female version look like a feminine version of (You) or will it just look exactly like (You) but with a vagina (kinda like a reverse trap)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:19:01 No.38572689 Report

Quoted By: >>38572748

>>38572668
Why would it transform into you, and it would be whatever you look like, so it would be male for most us. Just take it outside and have it transform into some random hot girl and come the fuck back home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:24:58 No.38572736 Report

Quoted By: >>38572749 >>38577422

>>38572577
>likely due to it being a failed Mew experiment
No, your shitty reddit fan theory is not "likely."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:26:54 No.38572748 Report

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>>38572689
Well naww i mean
Lets say you bring ditto into the daycare with a male only pokemon like hitmonchan.
You end up getting some hitmonchan eggs, so does this mean the ditto transformed into a hitmonchan with ladyparts?
Does this mean ditto transforms into (You) but with ladyparts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:26:59 No.38572749 Report

Quoted By: >>38572763 >>38577299

>>38572736
Not him but you do realize that theory has been around for decades before reddit right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:29:09 No.38572763 Report

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>>38572749
Pokemon is only 1 decade older than reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:31:56 No.38572781 Report

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>>38572763
>knowing how old reddit is
typical plebbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:32:18 No.38572786 Report

Quoted By: >>38572984 >>38573743 >>38573944 >>38575460

>>38572151
>Famous people
>A gender bender version of you
>Children
>Other pokemon
>Possibly aliens

The possibilities are endless

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:32:24 No.38572788 Report

Quoted By: >>38575901

>>38572763
Anon, Pokemon was made in 1928, please, its time to leave your broken timeline.

But really he has a point, it can't be a reddit theory if its been around before reddit. That probably was the original intent for Ditto way back when but was changed after Gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:33:26 No.38572798 Report

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>>38572763
How do you know how old reddit is anon? Maybe you should go back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:55:47 No.38572958 Report

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>>38572568

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 05:59:42 No.38572984 Report

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>>38572786
Thanks anon, I didn't wanna sleep tonight anyway you fucking dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 08:30:13 No.38573743 Report

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>>38572786
what the fuck is your webm anon

anonymous

anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:09:04 No.38573919 Report

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>>38572157
>>38572164
Everything you want to be canon is canon. The creators don't give nearly as much of a shit about this stuff as fans do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:14:57 No.38573944 Report

Quoted By: >>38573951

>>38572786
>A gender bender version of you
>Not wanting an EXACT non-genderbent version of you so you can finally succ your own dicc and fucc your own ass
>Finally being able to gay sex without being gay
>It's totally not gay because it's basically just you and it's no different from you playing with your own parts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:16:13 No.38573951 Report

Quoted By: >>38576140

>>38573944
>being this far in the closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:17:46 No.38573962 Report

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>>38572157
USUM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:24:02 No.38573991 Report

Quoted By: >>38574225

Even if that movie was canon, it was a genetically enhanced ditto. Torterras the size of mountains aren't exactly the norm now

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 09:24:49 No.38573996 Report

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>>38572151
It can transform into any Pokemon so it already IS the ultimate sex doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 10:08:02 No.38574225 Report

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>>38573991
>>38572543
Are you this much of a drooling mong in other aspects of your life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 11:15:54 No.38574595 Report

Quoted By: >>38575481

>>38572151
There's a very good doujin about Blue and her Ditto that says yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 13:28:13 No.38575064 Report

Quoted By: >>38575107 >>38575457

>>38572577
>a thing that can morph into everything it sees (even books) morphing into humans implies that humans are pokemon

>that one book in gen4 didn't imply that with "long ago, pokemon and humans were the same"
jesus christ, are books pokemon too? What about chairs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 13:29:57 No.38575072 Report

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>>38572164
Did you play USUM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 13:35:01 No.38575096 Report

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>>38573743
One of the better segments in Love Death and Robots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 13:35:45 No.38575098 Report

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>>38572151
>can be anything you want
>chooses to turn it into a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 13:38:12 No.38575107 Report

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>>38575064
Yes, they're Ghost Pokemon, or Trevanant's that have been cut down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:53:50 No.38575439 Report

Quoted By: >>38575454

>>38572151
Since its canon that Ditto can transform into Non-Pokemon, as well as into divine being such as the Creation trio, is Ditto the ultimate Powerlevel character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:55:39 No.38575454 Report

Quoted By: >>38575471

>>38575439
no, because a) ditto can't hold transformed forms for long and b) afaik it doesn't perfectly mirror the opponent, it only mimics its appearance

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:55:51 No.38575457 Report

Quoted By: >>38575464

>>38575064
it can only morph into books and shit in the anime, which is actually not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:56:53 No.38575460 Report

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>>38572786
i wanna fuck that and i shouldn't want to fuck that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:57:14 No.38575464 Report

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>>38575457
>the anime is not canon
Huh, so I guess garchomp actually CAN'T fly...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:58:00 No.38575471 Report

Quoted By: >>38575508

>>38575454
But it mimics the Stats and moveset of that character too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:59:38 No.38575481 Report

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>>38574595
Name of Doujin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 14:59:56 No.38575484 Report

Quoted By: >>38575511 >>38575592 >>38577416

>>38572958
How is that moving goalposts? We’re taking about canon and “gen” vii and the movie aren’t canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:05:01 No.38575508 Report

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>>38575471
I could imagine that while it indeed does copy the stats and moveset, the actual creational powers the pokegods have are something different.

A Dialga-Ditto couldn't actually stop the time, because "time stop" is not a learnable skill like Time Roar, but it's one of the inherent powers of Dialga itself.
Like when I put on a mask with your face and learn how you move, I still can't replicate your memories and such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:06:04 No.38575511 Report

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>>38575484
>games are canon
>NO NOT THAT ONE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:21:56 No.38575592 Report

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>>38575484
Imagine thinking Pokemon as a series has any sort of definable canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:36:01 No.38575677 Report

Quoted By: >>38575710 >>38575784

why would you want it to transform in the first place?
I bet that thing must feel good, it could slip half of its body inside your dickhole and squeeze your prostate from the inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:40:57 No.38575706 Report

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>>38572577
According to the games, Ditto turn into rocks to rest and be safe from predators.

Not Geodudes. Literal ordinary rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:42:50 No.38575710 Report

Quoted By: >>38575714

>>38575677
>I bet that thing must feel good, it could slip half of its body inside your dickhole and squeeze your prostate from the inside

You guys talking about fucking Pokemon animals is next gen pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:43:49 No.38575714 Report

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>>38575710
technically, the ditto would be doing the fucking in this instance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 15:46:18 No.38575725 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:05:00 No.38575784 Report

Quoted By: >>38575811

>>38575677
and then you cum and your cum mixes with its goo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:10:19 No.38575811 Report

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>>38575784
fuck, missed the "haha"
I'm too fucking tired for that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:18:07 No.38575856 Report

Quoted By: >>38576061

>>38572577
Didn't Platinum confirmed that human and Pokémon used to get married a long time ago? Doesn't this prove that they are genetically related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:24:14 No.38575901 Report

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>>38572788
It's pretty obvious that was the original idea.

Debating that is like debating that Mewtwo was a rip-off of Frieza. You have to be retarded to deny it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:25:22 No.38575908 Report

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>>38572577
Ditto has the ability to become rocks, furniture, and other inanimate objects too. Pokedex entries say they become rocks when they sleep as a defense mechanism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:33:57 No.38575960 Report

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I want a ditto to coat my body inside and out and fuck me until my mind breaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:37:57 No.38575990 Report

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>>38572151
Ditto has always been able to transform into both humans and inanimate objects. Theoretically, any trainer could hold the entire world hostage by having his Ditto transform into an ICBM. I'm surprised none of the evil teams have thought of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:49:57 No.38576061 Report

Quoted By: >>38576069

>>38575856
Japanese version says: "they married"
In English translator says: "they are related/ they once are one"

So, people MUST accept that:
Either
1)humans are related to pokemon/commom ancestor
OR
2)pokemon and humans get married long time ago

One, or both, is right.
NO ONE CANT say no for both buttons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:51:22 No.38576069 Report

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>>38576061
>...one, or both, are cannoic
Fix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:53:31 No.38576077 Report

Quoted By: >>38576092 >>38576096

>>38572543
dude if that was actually a ditto, it wouldn't say Olivia is saying that. That is just a picture of Olivia saying Ditto (out of context though)

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:54:56 No.38576092 Report

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>>38576077

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:55:20 No.38576096 Report

Quoted By: >>38576135

>>38576077
t. Didn't play the game

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Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 16:59:56 No.38576122 Report

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>>38572151
I want ditto to be real so hard right now... guys...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:01:59 No.38576135 Report

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>>38576096
i watched someone else play the game on youtube

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:02:36 No.38576140 Report

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>>38573951
Its not gay though, it's essentially masturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:03:34 No.38576153 Report

Quoted By: >>38576162

At what point did Ditto stop doing perfect copies and all of them start having goofy faces?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:06:53 No.38576162 Report

Quoted By: >>38576267

>>38576153
episode 37 of the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:21:35 No.38576240 Report

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>>38572531
There was, all over the place. They did not speak though, so they could transform.

If a doll is what you want, they could, but as long as you can stand it moaning Ditto every time then go fir it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:25:39 No.38576256 Report

Quoted By: >>38576282 >>38577284

>>38572151
Didn't they say it was genetically altered? Or was that just how they made it more intelligent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:28:24 No.38576267 Report

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>>38576162
wasnt that ditto a flawed ditto and that one girl with 2 dittos was trying to make her newer ditto copy better like her first ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 17:30:46 No.38576282 Report

Quoted By: >>38577284

>>38576256
Yeah, they said it had experiments performed on it, which I guess means it was made more intelligent or aggressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:12:04 No.38577284 Report

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>>38576256
>>38576282
Probably a combination of intelligence, aggression, being able to "remember" more forms for quick transformation, and unquenchable sexual desire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:14:12 No.38577299 Report

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>>38572749

Didn't someone from Pokemon deconfirm this theory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:19:32 No.38577349 Report

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>>38572151
It'd be the first sex doll to not fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:27:42 No.38577416 Report

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>>38575484
I love you whiny little bitchtitties who declare things aren't canon solely because you don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:28:37 No.38577422 Report

Quoted By: >>38577452

>>38572736
>everything I hate is reddit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:31:50 No.38577452 Report

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>>38577422
To be fair reddit is better than this shithole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:33:13 No.38577471 Report

Quoted By: >>38577593

>>38572151
If Ditto transformed into a girl with clothes, could it take the clothes off, and would the parts underneath just be the usual pink blob substance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:52:45 No.38577593 Report

Quoted By: >>38577634

>>38577471
No, those are part of its body, and if you tried to remove them you'd be tearing chunks off the Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 May 2019 20:58:41 No.38577634 Report

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>>38577593
I want a ditto to tear chunks off of itself and put them in my ass. I choose to believe that pieces of biomass separated from the main ditto body remain under its control.

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