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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:07:01 No.38583949 View View Reply Original Report

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It's time these pokefuckers and furries are put out of their misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:07:59 No.38583953 Report

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sorry lad the very valid pooh test said I have 0 depression, no misery here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:22:29 No.38584010 Report

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>>38583949
Cry more polturd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:32:11 No.38584043 Report

Quoted By: >>38584095

>>38583949
What do you mean, anon? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:40:48 No.38584087 Report

Quoted By: >>38584334 >>38585102

>>38583949
What gun is she holding /vp/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:42:31 No.38584095 Report

Quoted By: >>38584138

>>38584043
flareon is for snug, not for fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:46:26 No.38584120 Report

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if you can find a way to stop me, i'll stop
but you're powerless, so I will continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:48:20 No.38584136 Report

Quoted By: >>38584409 >>38586631

>>38583949
Add the pedos to your list too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 12:48:44 No.38584138 Report

Quoted By: >>38584395

>>38584095
Why not both? If it consents, I don't see a problem with fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:09:32 No.38584250 Report

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>>38583949
Nah man, stop it. Don't you realize we need these losers to continue attracting more losers so that then us, non-pokefucker losers will have higher chances of obtaining irl gf?! Fucking retard, keep quiet and silently support them from the background like the rest of us faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:29:46 No.38584334 Report

Quoted By: >>38584758

>>38584087
Looks kinda like an SKS without a cleaning rod. Weird, you'd think that they would have her using a Type 99 or a Nambu M60.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:42:38 No.38584395 Report

Quoted By: >>38584466

>>38584138
Pokemon don’t have sexual urges, and just because they understand language doesn’t mean they would be able to legally consent. If Pokemon were real, Pokephilia would be illegal and sick retards like you would be in court-ordered rehabilitation. Get help

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:45:07 No.38584409 Report

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>>38584136
He cant kill himself no guts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:52:03 No.38584466 Report

Quoted By: >>38584480

>>38584395
How do you know that Pokephillia would be illegal? And how do you know that Pokemon don't have sexual urges? Seems like you're just talking out of your ass there, anon. You don't know what would happen in the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:53:41 No.38584476 Report

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Fucking finally. Pull the trigger anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:54:28 No.38584480 Report

Quoted By: >>38584556

>>38584466
But pokemon don't have sex, anon
If they did we would know where eggs come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 13:54:35 No.38584482 Report

Quoted By: >>38584629

>>38583949
Reminder that if a Pokemon is capable of breeding and gives consent (all Pokemon have the mental capacity to do so), it's perfectly legal to have sex with it and also to marry it. I work for Gamefreak, so I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 14:03:23 No.38584556 Report

Quoted By: >>38585120

>>38584480
Again, how do you know? Do the games specifically say "Pokemon do not have sex to make eggs"? No, it's unknown

You can believe what you want, but I believe that they breed like normal animals, therefore they do have sex, and can have sexual urges

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 14:18:17 No.38584629 Report

Quoted By: >>38584707

>>38584482
>a Pokemon is capable of breeding
That is 100% undisputably headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 14:33:52 No.38584707 Report

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>>38584629
>IF a Pokemon is capable of breeding

pls read

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 14:46:44 No.38584758 Report

Quoted By: >>38587160 >>38587169 >>38587371

>>38584334
It's an M1 Carbine you fucking nig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:36:42 No.38585066 Report

Quoted By: >>38585086

How do some pokemon even mate? Rock types seem especially weird like an onix. Would it have a hidden penis and plunge it into a very rough rocky vagine? Pure ghost types too since they would reproduce through dead pokemon and not mating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:40:18 No.38585083 Report

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>>38583949
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:40:29 No.38585086 Report

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>>38585066
They do through magical means no mating involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:41:03 No.38585088 Report

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>>38583949
People bleed
Ideas are immortal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:43:06 No.38585102 Report

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>>38584087#
I think it looks an an M1 carbine. The body doesn't look the exact same but the receiver does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:45:59 No.38585120 Report

Quoted By: >>38585141 >>38585153

>>38584556
>animals fuck for pleasure
Pokefuckers are literal brainlets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:49:53 No.38585141 Report

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>>38585120
horses and deer can literally become addicted to human cock.
regardless pokemon aren't animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:51:30 No.38585153 Report

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>>38585120
Where did I ever say animals fuck for pleasure? I said they have sexual urges, that's not even close to fucking for pleasure

Brainlet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:53:44 No.38585165 Report

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>>38583949
What is so wrong having a consensual relationship with a pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:54:06 No.38585166 Report

Quoted By: >>38585174 >>38585182 >>38586631 >>38588021

>Harming children > harming animals
Pedos should be your main concern, retarded weeaboo incels unless you are a pedo yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:55:51 No.38585174 Report

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>>38585166
This. There's literally a "cutest loli" thread going on right now lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:56:52 No.38585182 Report

Quoted By: >>38585186 >>38586631

>>38585166
That is a common occurrence on /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 15:57:54 No.38585186 Report

Quoted By: >>38586631

>>38585182
Major red flag in my opinion, watch out for the signs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 19:19:53 No.38586631 Report

Quoted By: >>38586695

>>38584136
>>38585166
>>38585182
>>38585186
they're legal adults in the pokemon world so it's fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 19:22:32 No.38586644 Report

Quoted By: >>38587462

>>38583949
You can't aim for shit. I'd like to see you try and take away my love for my Umbreon wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 19:29:00 No.38586695 Report

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>>38586631
>My fanfics are canon
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 20:21:36 No.38587121 Report

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>>38583949
Thank you, I love pokemon in a lewd way and I am not in misery. The only thing is that you did absolutely nothing to me because I already have a blaziken. I hope you give some nice pokemon to other like me <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 20:27:32 No.38587160 Report

Quoted By: >>38587169

>>38584758
Lol, thats a sks you know-nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 20:28:48 No.38587169 Report

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>>38584758
>>38587160
I misread the post. As you were. My bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 20:58:30 No.38587371 Report

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>>38584758
No it's clearly a famas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 21:07:09 No.38587462 Report

Quoted By: >>38587547 >>38588157

>>38586644
No genitals and no butthole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 21:13:36 No.38587527 Report

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>>38583949
>pop pop pop, watching Rocket Grunts drop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 21:16:09 No.38587547 Report

Quoted By: >>38587967

>>38587462
>no butthole
False, dex confirms darumaka poop and that Guzzlord not pooping is an abnormal exception - there's also official Zigzagoon/Oricorio butthole in the PokeSpe manga/anime respectively
they also still have mouths regardless so the only thing stopping anyone is the pokemon itself biting down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:01:09 No.38587933 Report

Quoted By: >>38587946 >>38588596 >>38589623 >>38589652

Based OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:02:19 No.38587946 Report

Quoted By: >>38587976 >>38587987

>>38587933
PLEASE BE FAKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:04:32 No.38587967 Report

Quoted By: >>38587992

>>38587547
Then why cant I see the butthole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:05:06 No.38587976 Report

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>>38587946
gosh, don't be such a furphobe anon, Delta is breaking barriers and its about time you accept it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:05:35 No.38587987 Report

Quoted By: >>38588011

>>38587946
A furry is more successful than you. You gonna cry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:06:35 No.38587992 Report

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>>38587967
the same reason you don't see buttholes on digimon
or sonic characters
or didney animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:08:58 No.38588011 Report

Quoted By: >>38588022

>>38587987
The only way I can live with this is the furry just getting a photo shoot in the cockpit and the captain is the one taking the image

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:09:59 No.38588021 Report

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>>38585166
If Growly and his sordid past is any indication then both should get an explosive bullet to the brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:10:02 No.38588022 Report

Quoted By: >>38588036

>>38588011
sorry anon...
the furry flew the plane...
all those poor people...
...dead...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:11:38 No.38588036 Report

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>>38588022
Well at least the furry’s dead too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:13:46 No.38588053 Report

Quoted By: >>38588063

>>38583949
>Posts Jenny wearing a Chansey fursuit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:14:49 No.38588063 Report

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>>38588053
That’s a hat you dumbshit, fursuits need to cover the entire body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 22:24:10 No.38588157 Report

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>>38587462
I bet you tell children Santa isn't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 23:14:18 No.38588596 Report

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>>38587933
>ole's at the wheel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:14:38 No.38589623 Report

Quoted By: >>38589684 >>38589697

>>38587933
Who the fuck is delta?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:18:27 No.38589652 Report

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>>38587933

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:21:45 No.38589684 Report

Quoted By: >>38589866

>>38589623
seriously, if you didn't know this you really, really need to go the fuck >>>/out/side and get some fresh air you goddamn shut-in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:22:34 No.38589697 Report

Quoted By: >>38589727 >>38589866

>>38589623
have you never been to an airport before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:25:10 No.38589727 Report

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>>38589697
unironically no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 01:45:36 No.38589866 Report

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>>38589684
The only thing I can think of is delta force
>>38589697
Never went in a airplane

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