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Have you ever beaten a girl because of Pokemon? I have, and I kinda feel like an asshole about it.
>Be me in 2016, 21 years old
>Pokemon Sun and Moon just came out, I got Moon
>Want to complete the regional dex while I play the story line
>I can't get the version exclusives from Sun, so I have to trade with someone
>Can't use GTS because Nintendo banned me for going online with pirated copy
>Have no friends to trade with
>Fast forward about 1 week after launch
>At that point I'm in the second Island, still with no version exclusive Pokemon
>Get on a bus with 3DS in bag
>Spot a girl in a Kirby sweater playing 3DS
>Looks like a total fucking autist
>Sit behind her to get a glimpse of what she's playing
>She's actually playing Pokemon Sun/Moon
>Her timezones aren't inverted so it means she she has Sun
>Realize I finally have the chance to get the version exclusives
>Whip out my 3DS from my bag, approach her from behind
>"Excuse me, you're playing Pokemon Sun right? I'm playing Moon! I thought I was the only one!"
>She seems shy, can hardly speak like a normal person, probably actual autist
>"Yes uhm... Y-yeah I'm play- playing it too, Pokemon Sun."
>stop_fucking_stuttering.exe
>"Cool, would you mind if I sit next to you? We could talk about the game together."
>success.jpg
>Be me in 2016, 21 years old
>Pokemon Sun and Moon just came out, I got Moon
>Want to complete the regional dex while I play the story line
>I can't get the version exclusives from Sun, so I have to trade with someone
>Can't use GTS because Nintendo banned me for going online with pirated copy
>Have no friends to trade with
>Fast forward about 1 week after launch
>At that point I'm in the second Island, still with no version exclusive Pokemon
>Get on a bus with 3DS in bag
>Spot a girl in a Kirby sweater playing 3DS
>Looks like a total fucking autist
>Sit behind her to get a glimpse of what she's playing
>She's actually playing Pokemon Sun/Moon
>Her timezones aren't inverted so it means she she has Sun
>Realize I finally have the chance to get the version exclusives
>Whip out my 3DS from my bag, approach her from behind
>"Excuse me, you're playing Pokemon Sun right? I'm playing Moon! I thought I was the only one!"
>She seems shy, can hardly speak like a normal person, probably actual autist
>"Yes uhm... Y-yeah I'm play- playing it too, Pokemon Sun."
>stop_fucking_stuttering.exe
>"Cool, would you mind if I sit next to you? We could talk about the game together."
>success.jpg
