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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:06:52 No.38615429 View View Reply Original Report

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>Son, have you been masturbating to those pokemon creatures? Be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:08:15 No.38615441 Report

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>>38615429
>Not jerking off under blanket with phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:08:48 No.38615442 Report

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no, father, recently ive been jerking off to pictures of wraith from evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:09:16 No.38615447 Report

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>>38615429
I'm not your son

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:09:21 No.38615449 Report

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>>38615429
Pokemon creatures? No way. I've been jacking it to pails of water!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:09:55 No.38615455 Report

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I learned it by watch (you), dad !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:10:01 No.38615457 Report

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>This board is so fucking autistic that they don’t even understand how parents interact and behave in their own house
No one would fucking ask that. Have sex (with people; +18yo)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:11:12 No.38615468 Report

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>>38615457
You're dad asked you this, didn't he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:13:55 No.38615487 Report

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:14:54 No.38615492 Report

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>>38615449

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:19:32 No.38615532 Report

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>>38615429
>You know this is strictly a Digimon household

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:24:53 No.38615574 Report

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>>38615429
No, why would anyone other than a retard jack off to something like Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:29:52 No.38615621 Report

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>>38615429
of course dad, also the trainers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:40:12 No.38615703 Report

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>>38615429
Sorry dad.. Glaceon just makes my peepee really hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:40:21 No.38615706 Report

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>>38615429
You know i only masturbate to cute and funny pokegirls, dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:49:36 No.38615795 Report

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>>38615449
Solid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:50:03 No.38615798 Report

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>>38615429
When I said, "I fapped to Pocket Monsters today," I was referring to the franchise as a whole, not the creatures. This is the character I was fapping to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 20:51:58 No.38615810 Report

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Yes, I regret nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:42:33 No.38616199 Report

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>>38615449
I dont get it

I <3 Water

I <3 Water Mon 20 May 2019 21:43:27 No.38616209 Report

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>>38615429
>not jerking off to pails of water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:43:58 No.38616212 Report

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>>38616199
It's a joke based on a boomer comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:44:00 No.38616215 Report

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>>38615429
Pokemon? No. The girls though......

>>38615798
Literally who

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:46:19 No.38616232 Report

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>>38616215
Lisa from Movie 21.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:48:23 No.38616247 Report

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>>38616212
That's certainly interesting humor. No setup or punchline to that "joke"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:49:41 No.38616261 Report

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Dude, I'm 35 and you're not even going out with my mother. Get the fuck out my house before I call the guards on ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:49:59 No.38616264 Report

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>>38616232
I can't believe I skipped M21. Now is the time. I love literal pokewhores

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:52:39 No.38616280 Report

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>>38616232
>watching a fr*nch movie
wew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:07:55 No.38616959 Report

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>>38615429
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