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Headcanon thread

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 16:19:17 No.38623470 View View Reply Original Report

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Guys let's start a headcanon thread!
My headcanon is that houndoom is capapble of producing flame using calcium carbide; making a very hot acethylene flame. However sometimes it will also belch out some limewater (calcium hydroxide) left from the reaction which is a very basic solution and it is kinda hazardous, thats why the pain can last for a very long time if you are unaware what is it.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 16:21:40 No.38623490 Report

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Jasmine

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 16:40:05 No.38623617 Report

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>>38623490
gets knotted by Houndoom, there's my headcanon.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 16:54:11 No.38623722 Report

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Ditto get's bigger and bigger everytime it eats, but it's more harder and exhausting to move. So when it gets to big it takes off some of it's slime to get lighter and that part becomes it's own Ditto. That's why the Ditto species doesn't need to breed to survive

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:05:21 No.38624288 Report

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>>38623470
Vivillon developed Powder as deterrent against its natural predators, the Talonflame line. Talonflame line developed their flying type moves in response in order to hunt Vivillon better.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:07:21 No.38624304 Report

Quoted By: >>38624319 >>38625400 >>38632311

Pretty much all of the game mechanics are arbitrary categories attempting to represent much more complex phenomena. Pokemon aren't actually of a certain 'type', that shit's ridiculous.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:09:16 No.38624317 Report

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>>38623470
Pokemon in the mineral,grass,and amorphous egg groups don't sexually reprodue. Grass uses pollen/spores, minerals take off small piece of their body and over time it "fuses" and amorphous just use energy

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:09:22 No.38624319 Report

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>>38624304
that's sort of a strange headcanon, anon

I think you misinterpreted the purpose of this thread.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:17:51 No.38624408 Report

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>>38623470
>Psychic types prefer to eat fish for the omega-3 fatty acids to help their brain development, and generally have high-than-average dietary needs than pokemon of similar sizes due to the energy consumption of their brains.

>Ralts line actually evolved from water/psychic-type cephalopods/pseudopods, thus their amorphous grouping.

>The mew we see now, the hairless, fetal feline of psychic powers, is NOT the original proto-pokemon, but it's modern descendant. The original Mew actually was hairy and normal type. (though otherwise similar)

>Similarly, Eevee is the closest living relative to the Mew family.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:29:07 No.38624511 Report

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Somewhere in the world of Pokemon there exists an intense rivalry between two men that has nothing to do with Pokemon. They are the ones behind the cut trees and strength boulders respectively, and they have been in a pointless contest with one another to see who can cause the biggest inconvenience to trainers for 20 odd years now. No one knows exactly who these men are so it's impossible to put a stop to their antics.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:35:04 No.38624569 Report

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No one is smart enough to realize to use Psychic Pokémon for sexual assault. It’s never occurred to anyone in the entire world. It’s possible, but no one put 2+2 together.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 18:54:52 No.38624704 Report

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Umbreon's high defensive stats are owed to his inability to feel pain, rather than through defensive techniques, bulky exoskeletons and the like.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 19:41:45 No.38625052 Report

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>>38623470
Plague of gripes Pokémon video is cannon.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 19:48:21 No.38625112 Report

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>>38624288
What was the Talonflame line beforehand, then? Pure Fire flightless birds?

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:05:15 No.38625279 Report

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>>38625112
I think he means Talonflame's Gale Wings is a result of this evolution. Otherwise it relied mostly on fire moves and its Flame Body to hunt.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:18:41 No.38625389 Report

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>>38625112
I'd go Normal/Fire flightless bird.

Then when it evolved flight the Normal typing became Flying.

The only reason Flechling is Normal/Flying is because of nests.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:20:00 No.38625400 Report

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>>38624304
yeah sorry this is wrong

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:21:04 No.38625407 Report

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>>38623470
Pokémon always evolve by their canon method, so when a Koffing evolves into a Weezing, it's actually that the Koffing was strong enough to dominate another Koffing it found and fused with it.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:22:40 No.38625418 Report

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There's no way in hell every single Cubone/Marowak reenacts the beginning of Mother 3

I think there's just graveyards or some shit containing the bones of their fallen kin that Cubone and Marowak use for their helmet/weaponry.
I dunno just a guess.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 20:49:05 No.38625627 Report

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>>38625418
Marowak is meant to be a mammal, so births/egg lays at least one baby, the cannon could be possible. Meaning the only Marowak we see in in the wild, if we do are males or females that are looking to lay eggs.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 21:46:26 No.38626131 Report

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>>38625418
>>38625627
it's also impossible to maintain a species if the mother always dies.

imagine if for every TWO humans on the planet who had a child, one of the parents died after childbirth.

That's basically a shrinking population right there and would mean cubone line would be extinct.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 22:23:41 No.38626369 Report

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>>38623470
My headcanon every single word from dex are writte by ~10yo kids.
Thats why B2W2 dex are more creditable, but still made of observations and "commom sense" of a 16 american kid.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 22:26:56 No.38626389 Report

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>>38623470
I'm not sure is it can be called headcanon but I think that Leech Life got buff in gen 7 because they wanted to give Buzzwole his kind of signature, since the name of a move is literally "suck blood".

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 22:47:37 No.38626547 Report

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I tend to think Incineroar act and can move like saber-tooths in the wild, since both are plantigrade big cats that rely on muscular upper bodies and arms, big front paws, and wrestling down prey.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 23:05:15 No.38626677 Report

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>>38624511
my sides

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:59:28 No.38628011 Report

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>>38623470
M

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 02:08:00 No.38628067 Report

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>>38623470
To participate in the league, a trainer can use a maximum team of six Pokemon with each of them allowed to use up to four moves during official battles. Going beyond these limits will be met with an immediate disqualification.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 04:06:29 No.38628957 Report

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>>38625627
>Marowak is meant to be a mammal

Stopped reading there.

It's a bipedal saurian. If you deny it's a saurian, you're blind or stupid. The damn thing can BREED WITH CHARMANDER'S LINE.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 04:11:25 No.38629004 Report

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>>38626131
Not necessarily, because humans require care. Cub one can fight in thier own. In some species of butterfly (or some other bug idk I forgot) the mother usually dies shortly after laying the eggs, and they are fine. So it could work if they repopulated fairly quickly which makes sense because thay are small mammals, and if the child can survive on it's own or on it's own shortly after birth

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 05:58:46 No.38629760 Report

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>>38623470
Nice headcannon

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:04:34 No.38629803 Report

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>>38623490
is FAT!! FAT!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:11:49 No.38629851 Report

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Smarter bipedal pokemon have historically been used as servants and workers resulting in an evolutionary bias towards fighting types near human population centers.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:31:22 No.38629964 Report

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>>38629004
'Eggs' plural, dude.

The big difference is that each cubone is impled to be wearing the skull of its mother.

Its mother has only ONE SKULL (unless we'll find out that somehow, all this time, female marowak or some previously unseen evolution had multiple heads) meaning it only has ONE CHILD per-couple.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:48:12 No.38630080 Report

Quoted By: >>38630085 >>38632496

A lot of pokemon of the rock, ground, and steel type are terravores, eating the earth they call home.

This means you can carefully control their diets, to interesting results.

"My first 'mon was an onix that my dad found out rockhounding. Thought her egg was a geode, was going to crack it open later. Well, she hatched... right in the middle of his rock collection. By the time we noticed, she had gone through about 20 years worth of digging for shiny rocks... But she was beautiful. Imagine a tiny little onix, with skin the color of malachite."

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:49:46 No.38630085 Report

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>>38630080
if only....

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:50:36 No.38630093 Report

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>>38629851

The pokemon rights community is led by an Alakazam who had an abusive master.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:51:50 No.38630098 Report

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>>38630085

I did this in a pokemon PnP RPG. My starter was an Onix, who I fed a boulder of pure firestone. Through RNGesus's blessing, I acquired a fire/rock type, later a fire/steel type. I try periodically to get a drawfag to draw Rust up.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:58:29 No.38630130 Report

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>>38623470
These vaporeon coexist with the official design, but they are rarer and tend to be far more aggressive, so eevee raised under captivity rarely evolve into them. Also, they're 90% male.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 07:01:07 No.38630152 Report

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Crossbreeding pokemon produces pic related.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 08:30:40 No.38630530 Report

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>>38630152
Why do you tease me so with stuff like this that will never be?

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 08:55:15 No.38630639 Report

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Umbreon is a Pokémon that is constantly under stress and is extremely agitated, and as a result it’s tail is extremely bushy, giving off an aggressive look.
It’s actual tail is skinny and elongated (pic related), much like it’s counterpart Espeon.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 12:33:28 No.38631702 Report

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>>38626131
Thats true, I guess it is more like exoskeleton "helmet" or just other pokemons skull

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 14:23:35 No.38632298 Report

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>>38623470
Based

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 14:24:49 No.38632304 Report

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>>38623490
>HEY GUYS I SAID THE FUNNY KILL JASMINE JOKE ARENT I HILARIOUS?

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 14:26:02 No.38632311 Report

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>>38624304
How is "water beats fire" a complex phenomena?

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 14:53:08 No.38632496 Report

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>>38630080
I like this one a lot!

also here's my fave onix hc

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:04:41 No.38632563 Report

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>>38632496
Roundix just looks like those 8-bit and 16-bit bosses whose necks are made of balls

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:13:46 No.38632632 Report

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Farfetch'd is actually aquatic, but it acts more like a muscovy duck than a mallad or merganser, as in, it is more of an arboreal and terrestrial duck than a swimming one (yes, i know muscovies do swim, i have a pet one, but they're way more terrestrial and arboreal than other ducks), that's why it isn't a Water-type nor is associated with water in general despite having webbed feet and short legs that are perfect for swimming.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:18:34 No.38632675 Report

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>>38632304
HAY LOIS I FAHTED

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:29:00 No.38632767 Report

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>>38632632
Not headcanon if this is pretty much true.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 16:26:45 No.38633153 Report

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>>38630530

Well, with the "Power of imagination" you can have this, so long as you find a good DM. Join us fa/tg/uys in rolling our little bits of colorful plastic while telling stories.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 18:11:54 No.38633992 Report

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>>38626369
>but still made of observations and "commom sense" of a 16 american kid.

So... reliable as the dex entries written by ten year olds of other countries?

Heey-o!

Just for reference I am American and just having some fun. (if you can't poke fun at yourself, who can you poke fun at?)

That said, now I'm sad because something we'll never get is a "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Pokemon World" by Douglas Adams.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 18:14:58 No.38634034 Report

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>>38623470
*Dabs*

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 18:17:10 No.38634056 Report

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>>38634034
See >>38632304

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 18:17:37 No.38634064 Report

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>>38633992
HeartGold ===>
Heart of Gold

Uh oh

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 18:18:24 No.38634072 Report

Quoted By: >>38634471

Kangaskhan's "baby" is actually the male form of the species. Same goes for Celesteela's "arms."

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 19:02:45 No.38634471 Report

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>>38634072
I think that babies are either gender but males never mature, because there are no adult males to guide them and because Kangaskhan is a female species you can breed them without their male equivalent.

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 19:26:11 No.38634659 Report

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Torterra can grow multiple trees on their shells in different formations. No two Torterra shells are the same.

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