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Why are you so insecure about yourself that you have to represent a sword and a shield as a dick and a pussy? Both are tools of war worn into battle by the likes of the Spartans, Romans, and Teutons, yet you are still so insecure about your own masculinity that you have to attribute genders to these tools just so you can boast that you chose the "manly" option.
Get the fuck out of here you little validation searching faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 23:55:31 No.38627059 Report

Quoted By: >>38633657

>>38627054
t. Gay fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 23:56:37 No.38627065 Report

Quoted By: >>38633657

>>38627054
Y so mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 23:56:57 No.38627068 Report

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You should buy neither, real men can settle their problems without weaponry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 23:57:32 No.38627073 Report

Quoted By: >>38627154

I like vagina. That's why I'm buying Shield, playing as the girl, and using a waifumon team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 00:09:07 No.38627154 Report

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>>38627073
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 00:22:17 No.38627263 Report

Quoted By: >>38627706

>He doesn't like pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 00:56:06 No.38627531 Report

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>>38627023
Look at the colors and consider the region is based on the UK.
>Sword is the Brexit Party
>Shield is the Labour Party
If you buy Shield you are a leftist cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:00:07 No.38627553 Report

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I always buy the first listed game, unless I like the other game's legendary/exclusives better (one exception was Silver back in the day, bought it on US import before its EU launch and they didn't have Gold the day I went to buy it). Buying Sword, provisionally, but as I said, if I gotta have Shield's exclusives yesterday, I'll take that instaed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:04:01 No.38627579 Report

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Everyone who buys shield probably picks Grookey and whines about being the underrepresented side nonstop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:20:05 No.38627696 Report

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I have always gotten what I suspect is going to be the less popular version. Only been wrong once

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:21:32 No.38627706 Report

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>>38627263

S-stop it B-bonie!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:43:48 No.38627894 Report

Quoted By: >>38629781

>>38627023
Why? You want to pay so you can play with another dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 01:49:15 No.38627945 Report

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>>38627023
HA! GAY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 04:05:54 No.38628952 Report

Quoted By: >>38629840 >>38631826

You are all 0 IQ fools. I'm buying Shield, because I want Sword more. This means that if I get Shield now, when they release the inevitable Ultra Sword 2 or whatever, I'll buy that. I'll get the better experience for my preferred game, but all the exclusives from Shield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:00:57 No.38629781 Report

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>>38627894
No. But I don't want to get pierced by it either

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:10:27 No.38629840 Report

Quoted By: >>38629939

>>38628952
>inevitable
Like Z?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:12:18 No.38629855 Report

Quoted By: >>38631184

the shield does not represent a pussy, what are you on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:18:17 No.38629891 Report

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>>38627023
I usually go with the blue version, but I'm getting shield this time. It's just the obvious best pick. I like the exclusives better, and sword's legendary is overdesigned garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 06:26:24 No.38629939 Report

Quoted By: >>38633705

>>38629840
Literally the only exception. 6/7 main entries still got a superior recreation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:05:11 No.38631184 Report

Quoted By: >>38631226

>>38629855
It takes hits and blows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:13:12 No.38631226 Report

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>>38631184
You take hits and blow dudes. Actually, maybe you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:17:14 No.38631247 Report

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Wtf, I bet you didn't buy pearl version cause you think pearls are feminine.

(Tfw now I checked Pearl version has the most feminine exclusives kek)

Lily

Lily Wed 22 May 2019 11:18:23 No.38631253 Report

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>>38627054
>taking a shield into battle
What are you, a faggot? Are you telling me you can't stop attacks with your rough man skin alone?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:23:11 No.38631276 Report

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>>38627023
Yes, a homo like you would buy a cock.
For me, it's Pokemon Shield (vagina)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:28:38 No.38631314 Report

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i just like shields

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:28:43 No.38631316 Report

Quoted By: >>38631333 >>38633678

What will the third version even be called? Armour? Axe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:31:45 No.38631333 Report

Quoted By: >>38631901

>>38631316
>third version
2008 was over a decade ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 11:50:39 No.38631441 Report

Quoted By:

>>38627054
TPBP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 12:57:17 No.38631826 Report

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>>38628952
Based and redpilled,I actually did it with s/m by buying the Sun version and later the Ultra Moon one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 13:05:41 No.38631870 Report

Quoted By: >>38632841

Since when does the shield represent pussy? I though it was the sheath, something that hold/cover the sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 13:08:39 No.38631893 Report

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>>38627023
By association, isn't that like buying a dildo instead of an onahole? Do you like taking it up the ass, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 13:10:09 No.38631901 Report

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>>38631333
>Third versions
there i fixed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 13:13:28 No.38631916 Report

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Well the way you’re acting makes you sound like a bitch so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 13:28:33 No.38631992 Report

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:38:25 No.38632841 Report

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>>38631870
It takes heavy attacks when mating pressed.
Just like a shield in any battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 15:49:07 No.38632909 Report

Quoted By:

>>38627023
>buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 17:23:55 No.38633608 Report

Quoted By:

>>38631992
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 17:32:54 No.38633657 Report

Quoted By:

>>38627054
Based and redpilled.

>>38627059
>>38627065
Have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 17:35:13 No.38633678 Report

Quoted By:

>>38631316
Pokemon gun version.

I'd buy it desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 17:37:26 No.38633693 Report

Quoted By:

>>38627023
>A hard sheet of metal used for defflecting blows equates a woman's flesh tube
This is beyond retardation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2019 17:38:59 No.38633705 Report

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>>38629939
We're on console now, they can do DLC.

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