Using your dick as a perch for an eagle - Flying
Getting kicked on the dick by a cassowary - Dark
Getting kicked on the dick by an ostrich - Ground
Putting your dick in the Amazon river and letting the piranhas bite it - Water
Having an alligator rip your dick off - Dragon
Being bitten by a rattlesnake on the dick - Poison
Rubbing your dick on a saguaro - Grass
Getting diseases by fucking corpses - Ghost
Getting your dick smashed between two gears - Steel
Having someone throw a rock at your dick - Rock
Being eletrocuted on the dick - Electric
Getting a punch to the dick - Fighting
Getting punched on the dick by a gay dude - Fairy
Putting chilli peppers on your dick - Fire
Sticking your dick in an ant mound - Bug
Freezing your dick - Ice
Putting your dick and pig brains in a blender - Psychic
Bestiality - Normal