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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:12:58 No.38636893 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38636908 >>38636912 >>38636933 >>38636993 >>38637247 >>38637253

if one of your pokemon was disobedient, how would you discipline it?

i.e. how does one train a wild pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:14:38 No.38636908 Report

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>>38636893
with my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:14:53 No.38636912 Report

Quoted By: >>38636930

>>38636893
With enough badges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:17:15 No.38636930 Report

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>>38636912
This
Alternatively, i'm sure doctors of the Pokémon World would have probably created some sort of treatment to fuck with the Pokémon's brain and make it obedient, similar to real life
Alternatively, box it. There's millions of these fuckers, i'm not gonna bother with a shit one that won't obey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:17:22 No.38636933 Report

Quoted By: >>38636961

>>38636893
>Catch the lowest stage as that would be the least deadly and easiest to bond with
>Have something protective it needed or have other pokemon out with it
>Be gentle with it
>Feed and play with it a lot
>Hope it works

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:20:31 No.38636961 Report

Quoted By: >>38637204

>>38636933
I made this to my shitzu/dog and he literaly bited me for touching his food.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:24:52 No.38636993 Report

Quoted By: >>38637229

>>38636893
First time's a warning, second time's a scolding, third time they go back into their ball for a while
Ideally, we'd have a good enough bond that they wouldn't want to disobey in the first place though; I'd rather give positive reinforcement to my mons than have to punish/discipline them
>I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:47:07 No.38637204 Report

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>>38636961
He can sense you're a submissive faggot.
Soon he'll fuck your wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:50:11 No.38637229 Report

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>>38636993
I guess it has been established that pokemons can understand english. I guess that alone means training them could be much easier than a regular animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:52:15 No.38637243 Report

Quoted By: >>38637288

I fuck him up, duh
I punch the little shit and start biting his ear until it submits, that's how you show wild animals you're the alpha

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:52:34 No.38637247 Report

Quoted By: >>38637288

>>38636893
Beat it with a pillowcase full of oranges.

The little bastard will learn some respect and there'll be no bruises left for officer Jenny to hassle you over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:53:15 No.38637253 Report

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>>38636893
You earn its respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:55:13 No.38637270 Report

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It's hinted in the games that pokeballs brainwash pokemon, in gen V there's a guy in a house who refuses to use pokeballs and his mincino doesn't obey him at all

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:57:03 No.38637288 Report

Quoted By: >>38637315

>>38637243
>>38637247
Anons? Yeah, you're going to need to come with me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 00:59:58 No.38637315 Report

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>>38637288
I'll fuck that eevee as well
We'll see if he still feels like disobeying after I start rearranging his insides with my hard monkey dick
I'll make sure to bite hard enough to leave teeth marks on his ears so it always reminds him whose' little bitch he is

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