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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:15:11 No.38645847 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38645858 >>38645890 >>38645974 >>38646824 >>38646969 >>38647291

>You're weaker than. I should be in charge.
Do you agree with Mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:15:50 No.38645851 Report

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ew that guy's touching a fetus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:16:29 No.38645858 Report

Quoted By: >>38645864

>>38645847
fucking esls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:17:16 No.38645864 Report

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>>38645858
Shut up nigger. I'm fucking mad due to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:17:38 No.38645871 Report

Quoted By: >>38645947

Mew is for fingerfucking into submission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:20:03 No.38645890 Report

Quoted By: >>38645947

>>38645847
Mew won't be saying that after I put them into the mating press position

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:22:23 No.38645906 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:27:41 No.38645947 Report

Quoted By: >>38646030 >>38646294

>>38645871
>>38645890
>trying to overpower a psychic type with your weak doughy bodies and your puny minds
I knew most /vp/ anons suffered from tiny brain syndrome, but wowie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:29:09 No.38645961 Report

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HOLY SHIT A TALKING ANIMAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:30:23 No.38645971 Report

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>>38645906
>Are you that human Anon Mew likes to talk about a lot?
>Let my mom have what she wants or I'll make sure you regret your decisions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:30:26 No.38645974 Report

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>>38645847
I would gladly serve Mew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:35:28 No.38646030 Report

Quoted By: >>38646088

>>38645947
My penis would automatically make it submit to me, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:41:02 No.38646088 Report

Quoted By: >>38646104 >>38646128

>>38646030
>A few squeezes in your mind and I'll have you fixed in no time.
Are you sure of that? I think it'll be the contrary

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:43:24 No.38646104 Report

Quoted By: >>38646210

>>38646088

I'm pretty sure Mew would need to squeeze a bit lower than that in order to fix a needy, horny male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:45:14 No.38646128 Report

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>>38646088
>mew wll never fuck with your brain so much that all you can even think about is pleasuring her
fuck..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:54:32 No.38646210 Report

Quoted By: >>38646265 >>38654805

>>38646104
But all the stuff you perceive comes from your brain, Mew only needs to "press" the right buttons on your neural activity to make you feel how she wants.
Like licking a specific part of your body
Or strokes in that same specific part od your body
Or kisses, why not.
Or something more addictive like the raw sensation of happiness.
You want to feel super-duper happy, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:01:32 No.38646265 Report

Quoted By: >>38650543

>>38646210

Or Mew could wrap its tail around your balls and sit on your face to muffle you while your nuts die, leaving you a docile, sterile gelding. Really, I think it's up to Mew here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:02:09 No.38646271 Report

Quoted By: >>38646283 >>38646856

I'd unzip the dick and let my man musk cloud its mind and watch as the virile stink goes past its nostrils and reach its brain, and grin as it starts shuddering and writhing as my manly scent alone was enough to send it into heat

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:03:52 No.38646283 Report

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>>38646271
Anon stop I can only get so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:05:51 No.38646294 Report

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>>38645947
I mean, since the mew in your scenario is supposedly smarter than human intelligence the only feasible way to win a dominance struggle would be to wound her pride enough for her to accept an intellectual contest on equal footing (no psychic powers) and let you decide the terms, then challenge her to something you're guaranteed to win if you go first like one of those number counting games and hope she's seething too hard to notice what's actually going on until it's too late. Being smart doesn't make you immune to irrationality and prideful people are one of the easiest groups to exploit emotionally as they will want to prove their superiority to you and generally accept your challenges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:12:25 No.38646343 Report

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>dont want to fuck mew
>she demands it, rewrites your thoughts so all you can think about is giving her what she wants
awful, the pokemon world sure is bad lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:09:00 No.38646803 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:11:34 No.38646824 Report

Quoted By: >>38646884 >>38647155

>>38645847
>Mew, like other psychic types, will never psychically mind wipe you in a fraction of a second for your insolence.
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:15:15 No.38646856 Report

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>>38646271
>I'd unzip the dick
classic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:18:07 No.38646884 Report

Quoted By: >>38647001 >>38648346

>>38646824
>mind wipe
I'm pretty sure Beheeyem's the only Pokémon that can actually do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:24:44 No.38646969 Report

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>>38645847
I would never dream of ordering you around. I seek only your companionship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:27:45 No.38647001 Report

Quoted By: >>38647181

>>38646884
mew's whole schtick is being able to do everything all the other mons can do tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:41:43 No.38647155 Report

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>>38646824
>mew will never reformat your brain and fill it with thoughts about how much you love her and will never leave her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:42:58 No.38647173 Report

Quoted By: >>38647192 >>38652365

Why do you people want such rude things? Can't you just appreciate a pokemon being nice and cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:43:45 No.38647181 Report

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>>38647001
Except use crabhammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:45:19 No.38647192 Report

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>>38647173
>rude
sex isn't rude or disgusting or bad anon
it's how we show our love to her, by fucking her into the ground and making sure we'll have eggs for next week's lunch boxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:57:31 No.38647291 Report

Quoted By: >>38647352

>>38645847
Is Mew getting choked?

Thats pretty hot anon, anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:05:55 No.38647352 Report

Quoted By: >>38647395

>>38647291
Not them, but it looks like it getting it's chin cupped while having it's cheeks pinched

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:11:01 No.38647395 Report

Quoted By: >>38650302

>>38647352
Thats pretty damn cute then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 04:29:19 No.38648309 Report

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>You better do as my mom says or I'll personally make you change your mind, in more than one way.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 04:31:07 No.38648325 Report

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>You better do as my mom says or I'll personally make you change your mind, in more than one way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 04:33:21 No.38648346 Report

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>>38646884
Can’t Uxie also do that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 06:17:18 No.38648846 Report

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Suck the tail of Mew, it will give you super powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 11:47:54 No.38650302 Report

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>>38647395
Indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 12:34:07 No.38650543 Report

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>>38646265
I want Mew to give me a tailjob while sitting on my face

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 16:21:43 No.38651870 Report

Quoted By: >>38652314 >>38652378

Mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 17:24:10 No.38652314 Report

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>>38651870
Is cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 17:25:28 No.38652327 Report

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I want to be Mew's litter box

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 17:29:55 No.38652365 Report

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>>38647173
Reeeeeee! What are you puritians doing on 4chan anyways?! Isnt there some hugbox where you can police each other about sexual morality else where. Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 17:32:01 No.38652378 Report

Quoted By: >>38652563

>>38651870
Imagine the things she could do with those nice big feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 17:50:25 No.38652563 Report

Quoted By: >>38652702

>>38652378
Yeah like walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 18:07:19 No.38652702 Report

Quoted By: >>38653743

>>38652563
walking all over my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 20:06:50 No.38653743 Report

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>>38652702
That too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 22:30:24 No.38654805 Report

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>>38646210
perfect

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