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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:29:48 No.38657509 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38657522 >>38657524 >>38657537 >>38657571 >>38657951 >>38657960 >>38657962 >>38657992 >>38658086 >>38658341 >>38661607 >>38661666 >>38663720 >>38664651 >>38664861 >>38668627

There's nothing wrong with monogamous heterosexual human on Pokemon relationships

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:30:35 No.38657518 Report

Quoted By: >>38657524 >>38657528 >>38658607 >>38660544 >>38661607 >>38661751 >>38663778 >>38664712 >>38665653 >>38667027

>Not keeping the Human race pure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:31:43 No.38657522 Report

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>>38657509
>Not keeping Pokemon 100% pure bloodline
Fuck off kanto ninetales.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:31:54 No.38657524 Report

Quoted By: >>38657547

>>38657509
Based
>>38657518
Cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:31:57 No.38657525 Report

Quoted By: >>38657547 >>38669357

Purest form of love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:32:13 No.38657528 Report

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>>38657518
>Keep it pure by inbreeding
Yeah sure thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:33:15 No.38657537 Report

Quoted By: >>38668199

>>38657509
There is everything wrong with tainting the human bloodline with Pokémon DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:33:26 No.38657540 Report

Quoted By: >>38658682

There's nothing wrong with me and my pokemon hunting you down and killing both of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:33:54 No.38657547 Report

Quoted By: >>38657552

>>38657525
>>38657524
>Human male x pokemon
bunch of kanto ninetales cucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:35:07 No.38657552 Report

Quoted By: >>38657562

>>38657547
Human roastie detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:35:11 No.38657555 Report

Quoted By: >>38657619

Can I marry my Golurk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:36:09 No.38657562 Report

Quoted By: >>38657572 >>38657576

>>38657552
>Implying
I am a based alolan ninetales chad who keeps his bloodline pure unlike kanto ninetales cucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:37:49 No.38657571 Report

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>>38657509
>Human x pokemon
Boring as fuck.I prefer Digimon x Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:37:59 No.38657572 Report

Quoted By: >>38657580

>>38657562
Oh, so you're just jealous of the BHC. Gotcha.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:38:25 No.38657576 Report

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>>38657562
Sorry buddy, but your girls are ours now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:38:43 No.38657578 Report

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:38:56 No.38657580 Report

Quoted By: >>38657594

>>38657572
>Using a pic of my wife
Seethe harder kantonian ninetales. How about control your fucking women.
>BHC
>Implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:40:21 No.38657590 Report

Quoted By: >>38661722 >>38664871

Kantonian ninetales here. My wife's trainer boyfriend brought me pokepuffs and I get to take care of his son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:40:46 No.38657594 Report

Quoted By: >>38657603 >>38657607

>>38657580
>implying male Ninetails could ever satisfy their women with such tiny peckers
All female Pokemon, no exceptions, belong to the BHC.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:42:14 No.38657603 Report

Quoted By: >>38658619 >>38659228 >>38665287 >>38665684

>>38657594
You were saying? Humans have tiny dicks compared to monster cocks like tyranitar and garchomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:42:51 No.38657607 Report

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>>38657594
>implying there are absolutely no females who like small peckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:43:23 No.38657612 Report

Quoted By: >>38657623

>Kanto ninetales vs Alolan ninetales fighting again
Why can't they just get along and let their women find who they love?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:44:19 No.38657619 Report

Quoted By: >>38657916

>>38657555
Hold on now, you may have gotten trips, but I still won't let you taint the giant robot destroyer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:44:56 No.38657623 Report

Quoted By: >>38657630 >>38658624

>>38657612
Literally letting yourself get cucked by a human. Small human cock cucked you in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:46:08 No.38657630 Report

Quoted By: >>38657635

>>38657623
>small human cock
>3' foxlet
Cope harder alolan ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:47:27 No.38657635 Report

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>>38657630
Shut up I could take your wife easily.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:50:03 No.38657645 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:51:38 No.38657648 Report

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>>38657645
Don't do it, Officer Jenny! You won't like how this ends!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 05:54:38 No.38657659 Report

Quoted By: >>38658633 >>38661037

>Mareanie wife just cucked me with some trainer
>She told me to fuck off and she took the food
What do I do now? Male Mareanie btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:49:44 No.38657916 Report

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>>38657619
I guess that's fair. I really just want a giant robot boy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:55:25 No.38657951 Report

Quoted By: >>38658037

>>38657509
Indeed, anon. No one will stop me from marrying a beautiful Glaceon that I will give my entire self to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:56:55 No.38657960 Report

Quoted By: >>38657968 >>38667407 >>38667451

>>38657509
I don't care about fetishes but why do pokefuckers feel the need to make a thread every five minutes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:57:31 No.38657962 Report

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>>38657509
It's beastiality you sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:58:35 No.38657968 Report

Quoted By: >>38658029

>>38657960
Waifufags do the exact same thing, retard. Are you delusional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:01:59 No.38657992 Report

Quoted By: >>38658027

>>38657509
what about monogamous homosexual Pokémon on Pokémon relationships?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:06:13 No.38658027 Report

Quoted By: >>38658054 >>38658130 >>38662339

>>38657992
Also accepted, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:06:33 No.38658029 Report

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>>38657968
>Waifufags do the same thing
I that's why many people including myself dislike them

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:08:02 No.38658037 Report

Quoted By: >>38658083

>>38657951
You know what they say anon, if you love it...

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:11:17 No.38658054 Report

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>>38658027
good to know!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:17:21 No.38658083 Report

Quoted By: >>38658187

>>38658037
If you love it, fug it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:18:23 No.38658086 Report

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>>38657509
Watching Detective Pikachu made me think that a mischievous Mew could have forced fused a human into a Pokemon. (Its reasonable to assume DP MewTwo got that power from Mew.) That would answer a question casuals would have asked. Yea, there are some that have an attraction for pure pokemon, but at least there is a semi-explanation for humans marrying pokemon in history.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:25:20 No.38658130 Report

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>>38658027
great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:37:00 No.38658187 Report

Quoted By: >>38658206

>>38658083
No! That's after you put a ring on it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:39:15 No.38658206 Report

Quoted By: >>38658275

>>38658187
Ah, my bad! But what if she wants it before the ring, anon?

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 07:50:49 No.38658275 Report

Quoted By: >>38658327

>>38658206
Intercourse is only for married couples, anon! Glaceon will have to understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:02:32 No.38658327 Report

Quoted By: >>38658409

>>38658275
I hope she can wait then.. she's being very forward and pushy towards me, it seems as though she's at her limit. What do I do to calm her down a bit until marriage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:04:39 No.38658341 Report

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>>38657509
ding dong you're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:10:42 No.38658368 Report

Quoted By: >>38658421 >>38658427 >>38658640

if you think marrying your pokemon is okay then thats the real world equivalent of you marrying your dog or cat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:17:54 No.38658409 Report

Quoted By: >>38658434

>>38658327
Arceus gave you opposable thumbs and fingers for a reason, anon! Need I say more?
It's a trainer's duty to care for their Pokemon's needs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:20:02 No.38658421 Report

Quoted By:

>>38658368
You know what they say, a cat is fine, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:21:17 No.38658427 Report

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>>38658368
most pokemon are a lot more intelligent than IRL animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:22:08 No.38658430 Report

Quoted By: >>38658434

If there's anything to take out of this, it's that Glaceonfags are one of the most obnoxious pokephiles out there. I'm of course lumping them with pokephiles who wank over A-Vulpix, Gardevoir, Braixen and Lugia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 08:23:17 No.38658434 Report

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>>38658409
Oh jeez, I didn't know about that loophole! I'll test it out later

Thanks for the tip, anon

>>38658430
She's just too sexy, anon! I can't help myself!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:28:30 No.38658607 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657518
>breeds with a literal autist
sure varg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:31:50 No.38658619 Report

Quoted By: >>38661705

>>38657603
Yeah, but you aren’t a fucking Tyranitar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:33:17 No.38658624 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657623
“cucked” implies that you were an item at the time.
Or at the very least, were getting there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:34:18 No.38658633 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657659
Post cloaca.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:37:20 No.38658640 Report

Quoted By:

>>38658368
More like marrying the dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 09:49:11 No.38658682 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657540
>A trained pokémon is stronger than a wild one
>a loving pokémon is stronger than a loved one
Bring it bitch, my wife and I are waiting to put you on your arse.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 10:27:16 No.38658801 Report

Quoted By: >>38658806

Incorrect.
Being hetero when there are pokeboys this cute is objectively retarded and deserving of the gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 10:29:20 No.38658806 Report

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>>38658801
I'll take the gas, thanks!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 11:40:42 No.38659007 Report

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>pokemon get stronger when their bond with their trainer get stronger
>the most effective way to improve your bond is taking it to the next level and marrying your pokemon
based kanto ninetails, doing whatever it takes to be as strong as she can unlike filthy pathetic alol*n ninetails weaklings

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 12:41:12 No.38659228 Report

Quoted By: >>38663735

>>38657603
why did garchomp marry me then, there's a hole in your argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:26:28 No.38660544 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657518
>varg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:19:26 No.38661016 Report

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okay so what the fuck is this kanto ninetales meme about and why is this faggot trying to push it so hard
what's even supposed to be funny about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:21:47 No.38661037 Report

Quoted By: >>38661641

>>38657659
>not finding yourself some corsola to lovingly rape until she grows addicted to your nibbling and superior poison cock
it's all on you for sticking with your own shitty species

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:27:33 No.38661607 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657518
Based

>>38657509
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:31:08 No.38661641 Report

Quoted By: >>38661655 >>38661757 >>38661855 >>38661901 >>38663074

>>38661037
>Fucking your food
Yep, pokecels are THAT pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:32:34 No.38661655 Report

Quoted By:

>>38661641
t. female mareanie
go suck on tyrannichad's cock you roastie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:33:24 No.38661666 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657509
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:37:54 No.38661705 Report

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>>38658619
This entire chain has been weaponized autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:40:25 No.38661722 Report

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>>38657590
Did you get a vasectomy too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:43:04 No.38661751 Report

Quoted By: >>38661832

>>38657518
>Implying that the human race has ever been pure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:43:33 No.38661757 Report

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>>38661641
>he doesnt stick his dick in a roast chicken sandwhich
your loss, pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:47:35 No.38661791 Report

Quoted By: >>38661866

Daily reminder that egg groups are a myth brought up by (((breeders))) because they are scared of the superior offspring of humanxpokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:53:20 No.38661832 Report

Quoted By: >>38665306

>>38661751
This
It's been proven that humans mated with Neanderthals.
Neanderthals in turn mated with denisovans.
Who knows what other weird stuff they did back then?
The human race was "pure" for like 5 minutes thousands of years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:56:16 No.38661855 Report

Quoted By:

>>38661641
>Not bullying your food to a loving relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 18:57:20 No.38661866 Report

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>>38661791
They are not ready for the superior metagross X all pokemon superior genetics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:01:24 No.38661901 Report

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>>38661641
>Male humans and Male pokemon have the best going for them when they go outside their species
>He isn't a Sableye with a loving Carbink wife
Seethe more pokeroastie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:48:26 No.38662339 Report

Quoted By: >>38663050 >>38667068

>>38658027
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:59:35 No.38662443 Report

Quoted By: >>38662557

While I disagree I do believe it's way better that any kind of non hetero relationships involving humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 20:12:00 No.38662557 Report

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>>38662443
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 21:17:49 No.38663050 Report

Quoted By: >>38663448 >>38667068

>>38662339
Cute glaceon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 21:20:44 No.38663074 Report

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>>38661641
Yeah?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 22:01:03 No.38663448 Report

Quoted By: >>38667068

>>38663050
didn't you mean glasseon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 22:27:43 No.38663720 Report

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>>38657509

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 22:29:42 No.38663735 Report

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>>38659228
To laugh at your small peen anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 22:35:13 No.38663778 Report

Quoted By: >>38664880

>>38657518
Stop obsessing over purity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:16:14 No.38664651 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657509
Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:23:03 No.38664712 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657518
>humans
>pure
Lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:40:37 No.38664861 Report

>>38657509
Damn straight!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:41:12 No.38664871 Report

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>>38657590
Roleplaying outside of /trash/ is bannable. Though /vp/ is run by lazy niggers so you should be fine for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:42:25 No.38664880 Report

Quoted By:

>>38663778
Stop telling people what to do and beck yourself and your shitty forced meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:42:51 No.38664881 Report

Quoted By: >>38665178

>>38664861
Anon, that's how you get banned. Also don't let your pokemon get drunk, that's bad for them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:43:15 No.38664883 Report

Quoted By: >>38668037

>>38664861
She's drunk, which means that's rape!!1!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 00:58:54 No.38664998 Report

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>>38664861
basado

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:07:53 No.38665071 Report

Quoted By: >>38665142

>Detective Pikachu: "I don't usually let people into my apartment like this. I'm not that kind of Pokemon."
>that kind of Pokemon
People fucn Pokemon in canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:16:37 No.38665131 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
BRAIXENFAG DO SOMETHING IM BEGGING YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:17:37 No.38665133 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
Place your bets for how long this will stay up
Never

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:18:44 No.38665142 Report

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>>38665071
Professor Harkness had some golden words. Something like:
"You think people don't know what's going on out there? Nobody says anything, but they know!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:20:53 No.38665153 Report

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>>38664861
based & redpilled
pedofags are seething now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:24:53 No.38665178 Report

Quoted By: >>38665191

>>38664861
Dick: erected

>>38664881
But what if they're old enough to drink, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:27:57 No.38665191 Report

Quoted By: >>38665203 >>38665205

>>38665178
Anon, think about how small Pokemon are! They'll get real fricked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:29:16 No.38665203 Report

Quoted By: >>38665223

>>38665191
Think about like... a fuggin' charizard or somethin'.
That guy's real big.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:29:31 No.38665205 Report

Quoted By: >>38665223

>>38665191
But it's still legal! What if someone were watching over them? Would it be okay then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:31:53 No.38665223 Report

Quoted By: >>38665257

>>38665205
Be really careful, you don't wanna run to the pokecenter at 3 in the morning because your Vulpix decided to find out if it could empty your bottle of bourbon!

>>38665203
Okay yeah Charizard can chug.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:37:20 No.38665257 Report

Quoted By: >>38665271 >>38668154

>>38665223
I'm sure a little trip to the toilet would be enough if she got THAT fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:39:45 No.38665271 Report

Quoted By: >>38665279

>>38665257
I dunno pal, their bodies might not be the best at responding to poison! I mean think about them in battle, they can't just barf it out they have to get medical support!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:41:09 No.38665279 Report

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>>38665271
I wouldn't let her drink to the point where she gets alcohol poisoning, anon! I'm not a monster!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:42:28 No.38665287 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657603
Is he setting up covert crust?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:43:28 No.38665292 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
god I wish that was me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 01:45:48 No.38665306 Report

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>>38661832
And let's not forget AIDS crossed over to humans through monkeys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:04:31 No.38665435 Report

Quoted By: >>38665476 >>38666395

>>38664861
>still up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:11:14 No.38665476 Report

Quoted By: >>38665485

>>38665435
As it should be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:11:39 No.38665485 Report

Quoted By: >>38665670

>>38665476
no im talking about my boner lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:40:31 No.38665653 Report

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>>38657518
Modern humans by definition are not genetically pure. We're a mix of other homo sapien species.

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:43:26 No.38665669 Report

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>>38664861
aw shit

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:43:40 No.38665670 Report

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>>38665485
...As it should be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 02:44:34 No.38665684 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657603
ANIME MOVE LOOKS SO FUCKING RETARDED JESUSFUCKINGSHITCHRISTFUCK!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:08:08 No.38665843 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
>you cant do this in LGPE
godamn coward japs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:10:46 No.38665856 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:22:52 No.38665944 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
>still up
Wack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:26:37 No.38665977 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
>Still up
Based braixenmod

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:26:53 No.38665978 Report

Quoted By: >>38666079 >>38666108 >>38666406 >>38666623 >>38666655 >>38667447 >>38667465 >>38668999

>>38664861
Now that’s a trainer who knows how to treat their eevee!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:44:17 No.38666079 Report

Quoted By: >>38666098

>>38665978
why is she so sexy, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:47:26 No.38666098 Report

Quoted By:

>>38666079
Cuz it’s qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:48:44 No.38666108 Report

Quoted By: >>38666435

>>38665978
You can fuck things just by grabbing their faces now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:33:03 No.38666395 Report

Quoted By:

>>38665435
>3 hours later...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:34:17 No.38666406 Report

Quoted By: >>38666410 >>38666426

>>38665978
This... This is making me feel weird, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:35:20 No.38666410 Report

Quoted By:

>>38666406
Well anon, sounds like you need to do some serious self-examination and decide if you're okay with that or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:38:16 No.38666426 Report

Quoted By: >>38666473

>>38666406
No need to feel weird, anon! Just give in, become a Pokephile like the rest of us...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:39:52 No.38666435 Report

Quoted By:

>>38666108
Never heard of face fucking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:48:49 No.38666473 Report

Quoted By: >>38666478

>>38666426
They look so soft, but they're the front ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 04:50:02 No.38666478 Report

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>>38666473
It could be on its back, anon.. you never know! I would prefer the back ones too

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 05:20:24 No.38666623 Report

Quoted By: >>38666655

>>38665978
you cut out the third panel were his hand is covered in saliva and he's disgusted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 05:26:21 No.38666655 Report

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>>38665978
>>38666623

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 06:27:50 No.38667027 Report

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>>38657518
>varg vikernes in vp

>not keeping the human race pure

Okay this is fucking epic and ultra based and redpilled varg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 06:34:04 No.38667068 Report

Quoted By:

>>38662339
>>38663050
>cute glaceon

Okay this is a based post anon seb

>>38663448
Didn't you mean glasseon

Aah my sides kek and you owe me some some sides and that a nice wordplay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 07:33:57 No.38667407 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657960
/vp/ needs some quality content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 07:47:25 No.38667447 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
>>38665978
I didn't expect much of this thread, but I'm glad I was wrong
>ywn feel eevee's soft fangs on your tip as she tries but adorably fails to fit your entire crown past her lips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 07:48:28 No.38667451 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657960
because they're always horny duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 07:53:21 No.38667465 Report

Quoted By: >>38667504

>>38664861
>>38665978
Dammit, Varg says no but my dick says yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 08:04:06 No.38667504 Report

Quoted By:

>>38667465
Give in, anon. It's unavoidable now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:04:47 No.38668037 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664883
Except that’s actually true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:07:42 No.38668054 Report

Quoted By: >>38668064

>oversexualised pokegirls got deleted while this stays
BASED

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:10:22 No.38668064 Report

Quoted By:

>>38668054
Finally the mods are doing something right for once!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:31:09 No.38668154 Report

Quoted By:

>>38665257
Anon a single pint would put her BAC at about 70%.
45% causes breathing to cease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:44:05 No.38668199 Report

Quoted By: >>38668208

>>38657537
They cant make children you dummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 10:47:26 No.38668208 Report

Quoted By:

>>38668199
>he doesn’t know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:13:06 No.38668541 Report

Quoted By: >>38668549 >>38668589 >>38668973

>>38664861
Seriously? It’s still up? What a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:14:02 No.38668549 Report

Quoted By:

>>38668541
Why would you want it to be removed? It's the best post in the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:19:54 No.38668572 Report

Quoted By: >>38668589

>>38664861
i guess this post isnt against the rules

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:21:44 No.38668584 Report

Quoted By: >>38668589

>>38664861
>It's still up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:22:45 No.38668589 Report

Quoted By:

>>38668541
>>38668572
>>38668584
there's nothing wrong with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 12:30:30 No.38668627 Report

Quoted By:

>>38657509
If I even find a portal or way to reincarnate into the pokemon world you aren't invited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:45:34 No.38668973 Report

Quoted By: >>38668987 >>38668999 >>38669001

>>38668541
Mods are too busy jerking off to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:47:30 No.38668987 Report

Quoted By: >>38668994

>>38668973
No, there's just nothing wrong with it. Why should it be deleted?

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:50:17 No.38668994 Report

Quoted By: >>38669032

>>38668987
I didn't say it should be delete anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:50:57 No.38668999 Report

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>>38665978
I wonder if the guy deleted his post for the lols or janny did
>>38668973
who the fuck jerks for 13 hours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:51:15 No.38669001 Report

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>>38668973
theyve been jerking off for quiet a while, maybe theyre waiting for someone to post something else? haha yeah thats it, someone help the mods out

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:56:15 No.38669032 Report

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>>38668994
Oh, sorry for projecting then, anon. Based

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 13:59:59 No.38669059 Report

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>>38669032
It's alright anon. Simple mistakes.

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 14:06:37 No.38669102 Report

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Jesus it only just got deleted

What a great thread this has been

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 14:09:19 No.38669117 Report

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I want to marry a Lopunny!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 14:56:28 No.38669357 Report

Quoted By: >>38669428

>>38657525
I going to need the source for this

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 14:59:22 No.38669374 Report

Quoted By: >>38669382

>88% male
>heterosexual
kys faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 15:01:02 No.38669382 Report

Quoted By:

>>38669374
Why not just get a female one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 15:01:42 No.38669387 Report

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dogfucker: the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 15:07:14 No.38669428 Report

Quoted By: >>38669474

>>38669357
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71167650

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 15:16:58 No.38669474 Report

Quoted By:

>>38669428
>Mizone
I feel retarded for not recognizing the art

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 17:26:03 No.38670491 Report

Quoted By:

>>38664861
RIP, finally got deleted

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