If you could have any pokémon in real life which one would you pick and why?

I would have a zigzagoon, they are cute and probably fun to have around and from time to time it would find cool stuff for me to sell. Also, they aren't dangerous as other pokémon, so I wouldn't have to worry about zigzagoon burning my house to the ground or anything like that.

No furry shit, you guys are better than this.