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ITT we imagine Gen1 games were released in modern times
>Red now has always-smiling face
>Blue is a nice guy who keeps healing your Pokemon
>Green is a lesbian
>Your mom keeps calling you to give you hints
>Oak is now much younger and doesn't wear top clothes
>Venusaur is a humanoid frog and skinny because fat isn't trendy
>Charizard has more fur isn't smug because it's a bad influence on children
>Blastoise has no cannons because that's too scary for children, and has wartortle's ears and tail for fur elements.
>game has adaptive-difficulty that makes the game easier when you are low on heath and money
>Red now has always-smiling face
>Blue is a nice guy who keeps healing your Pokemon
>Green is a lesbian
>Your mom keeps calling you to give you hints
>Oak is now much younger and doesn't wear top clothes
>Venusaur is a humanoid frog and skinny because fat isn't trendy
>Charizard has more fur isn't smug because it's a bad influence on children
>Blastoise has no cannons because that's too scary for children, and has wartortle's ears and tail for fur elements.
>game has adaptive-difficulty that makes the game easier when you are low on heath and money
