inb4 this isn't /tg/

I run a campaign using the Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures format.

>Be me, forever DM.

>Party consist of a Ranger turned Detective, and a Martial Artist turned Ninja

>Party decides to hit up department store for supplies

>Detective: What clothes do they have on sale?

Luckily, I had planned ahead on some casual clothes options in the event the PCs wanted to change appearance.

>Roll D100

>Look over sheet

>Detective finds T-shirt with a sexy Guzzlord on it with text that says "Cum Guzzlord"

>Shirt is bought instantly

That shirt was worn all the way till the end of the campaign.