"My client feels that under the leadership of Commissioner Mewtwo, the International Police have declined as an organization and as a method of law enforcement across the regions of Hoenn, Kalos, Galar, Kanto, Sinnoh and the Sevii Islands. My client would like to imply that since Commissioner Mewtwo had taken the reigns, crime rates have risen exponentially." Decidueye snorts.
"My client expresses that he believes the International Police have underwent a 'dumbing down' and have grown far weaker than ever. He cites the 2015 event in which the IP were disarmed of the use of armoured vehicles and Class-A+ super soldier Pokémon such as Mega Evolved Pokémon like Mega Tyranitar, Onix, Steelix, Ghost Types and Golisopods. He says that by taking away such effective means of putting down crime literally, the IP has lost efficiency and over-relies too much on weaker Pokémon like Lucario, Arboks and Bisharps."
"Secondly, my client expresses that he has distaste in the fact that police choppers were disarmed of the state of the art, military grade anti-matter bomb launchers in 2015 as well. He puts that "You never know when you need to blow a motherfucker up with the power to destroy entire stellar bodies."
Decidueye coughs.
