>>38751245>i need to make a fake leak that will totally fool /vp/>i know, i'll piggyback off another fake leak and throw in a fake demo key with a switch logo for credibility>hey, that riddler-style full dex leak looked legit, let's go with that>didn't it have like a fire squirrel and a seagull as the regional bird and rodent? those would probably be in the demo right?>let's call them... searquirrel and steamgull. yeah.>better add the dex numbers for good measure>wait, shit, i don't remember what order they were in or how many pokemon there were in gen 7, and there's no way i can use the internet machine i'm using to post this to just look that shit up>fuck it, i'll just guess, it's not like anyone will bother to check>obviously the rodent was first, and then the bird. let's go with the first stage of the rodent and the final stage of the bird.>they were both three stage lines right? the rodent is usually two, but i DEFINITELY remember the squirrel having two evos>there were, what, 800 pokemon in gen 7? yeah, that seems right, exactly 800. >three starters, all three-stage lines... *counts on fingers* uh, nine? nine. okay, so the squirrel is 810, then two more evos, then the two seagull pre-evos, so that's... *counts on fingers again* 815. cool.>man, this leak is credible af, no way in hell /vp/ sees through my clever ruse!You're literally retarded OP. Not figuratively retarded, not retarded as in me exaggerating your foolishness or ignorance, no, you literally, in the medical sense of the word, suffer from extreme cognitive deficiency. How the fuck are you even able to operate a computer?
