>>38760187That they scrapped the game and now it’s being made by whoever makes battlefield, and pokemon centers cost money now, and all the feminine pokemon have tits, and to unlock the game you had to name all 808+ Pokemon, and follow Pokemon are back but also they’re not because pokemon are tools and not your friend, and the rival fucks your girlfriend, and TPC announces they’re bankrupt, and Masuda commits seppuku
But other than that I’m sure /vp/ will love whatever is in the direct