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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 08:03:53 No.38771713 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38772390 >>38773715 >>38774102 >>38777718 >>38779521 >>38786104

Pokemon Company and BBC approach you to make a Pokemon "documentary" in the style of Planet Earth narrated by Attenborough, where you basically show an event or snippit in a wild Pokemons life.

For example in Planet Earth they have a little scene where you follow a lizard running away from fucktonnes of predatory snakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM

What interesting stories/scenes can you come up for such a "documentary" involving wild Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 08:04:38 No.38771716 Report

Quoted By: >>38771824 >>38772422

I want to see the poke girls take BBC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 08:32:22 No.38771824 Report

Quoted By: >>38777309

>>38771716
If it's the BBC it will probably involve elderly men molesting underage trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 08:49:36 No.38771900 Report

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I would make a short documentary about the life of Corsola on a remote archipelago. It would explore their life before and after humans arrived on the islands, their activities on land and in the ocean, natural and introduced predators and prey, and anything else I could fit into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:17:38 No.38772390 Report

Quoted By: >>38772398 >>38774144 >>38777250 >>38785861

>>38771713
>Melemele sea
>Following a school of remoraid
>Pokedex: Remoraid - The jet pokemon, young Remoraid may be seen traveling in schools as they learn the highs and lows of the ocean.
>One wanders from the rest
>Huntail tail seen in the darkness
>Pokedex: Huntail - The deep sea pokemon. Although they tend to prefer deep sea habitats, they will venture higher if there is not enough prey. It attracts pokemon with the glowing spots on its tail.
>Remoraid approaches tail
>Huntail lunges at Remoraid, but Remoraid uses water gun
>Pokedex: Remoraid - This can expel water at great velocities to disorient prey, the force pushes Remoraid backward allowing it to escape.
>As the Remoraid is jetting backward a second pair of jaws open behind it
>Pokedex: Unfortunately for this individual, Huntail have developed strategies to deal with this behaviour, hunting in pairs of two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:19:12 No.38772398 Report

Quoted By: >>38772402 >>38777250 >>38785861

>>38772390
>Back to the school of Remoraid
>Pokedex: It is dangerous in the open sea for Remoraid, they must find a means of protection against large predators if they are to survive and feed.
>As they swim we see a squadron of Mantyke skimming the surface
>Pokedex: Mantyke - The kite pokemon, it has a friendly disposition and will happily skim the waves to the delight of onlookers
>Squadron perform elaborate swimming routine
>Pokedex: This squadron is ready to evolve, the display they put on is meant to attract Remoraid.
>Mistaking the splashing above for food, the school of Remoraid approaches and the Mantyke dive toward them
>Bright display of lights
>Squadron of Mantine burst out of the ocean with Remoraid in tow.
>Pokedex: Mantine - The kite pokemon, it can shoot hundreds of feet into the air if it has built up enough speed
>See it feeding along the surface of the water
> Pokedex: As a Mantyke it befriended a Remoraid, which has used it's dorsal fin to attach to the underside of the pokemon. Remoraid feed off of the scraps provided by the larger protective pokemon, while the smaller pokemon may sometimes help it by shooting down prey with incredible accuracy.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:20:23 No.38772402 Report

Quoted By: >>38772813 >>38776141 >>38777250 >>38782524 >>38785861

>>38772398
>We see a Mantine swimming toward land, the Remoraid detaches and swims upriver
>Pokedex: The Mantine knows when it's symbiont is close to evolving. Remoraid will swim upriver to prove their power.
>Remoraid makes it to a small pool.
>Pokedex: Ideally, the pokemon will spawn and evolve here
>Flash of light, Remoraid evolves
>Pokedex: Octillery - The jet pokemon, these pokemon have tentacles with suction cups that allow for incredible grip. They will attach their eggs and return to the sea, making a nest.
>Octillery nest, small school of Remoraid hatching, huntail glowing in the distance
>Pokedex: If the nest is left unattended, brave predators may approach
>Suddenly a cloud of black ink
>Pokedex: When threatened, Octillery can expell a dark ink to disorient and slow predators
>OCTILLERY RIDES IN ON TOP OF MANTINE, FUCKING FLYING TANK FUCKING GUNS BLAZING OCTAZOOOOOOKA
>Pokedex: The pair never forget their bond, and will do whatever it takes to dispel threats.
>Huntail floats to the surface, dead as fuck, Mantine glides through the cloud of ink, displacing it and revealing its own eggs laying in the nest beneath the newly hatched Remoraid.

There, that's my fanfic sperg out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:22:43 No.38772406 Report

Quoted By: >>38772425

I would honestly like to document the activities of high IQ pokemon like alakazam in the wild. Are they more akin to humans than we give them credit for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:26:01 No.38772422 Report

Quoted By: >>38779440

>>38771716
Get out tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:26:43 No.38772425 Report

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>>38772406
>Documentary starts of innocently observing the behaviour of Abra teleporting in the wild
>Spirals into an exposé on how wild Alakazam are actually in charge of Team Rocket

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 10:46:36 No.38772518 Report

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Something that always stood with me is an image from the manga I think of weepingbell lying in wait to eat red. That is something I would probably adapt, weepingbell hiding in trees or something then dropping on prey below and dumping acid on them.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 11:33:27 No.38772813 Report

Quoted By: >>38782524

>>38772402

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 13:50:21 No.38773715 Report

Quoted By: >>38773998

>>38771713
I somewhat wanted the first live action movie to be this, just a nature documentary about the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 14:24:12 No.38773998 Report

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>>38773715
Doesn't even have to be live-action for me, I'd be down for a beautifully animated version

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 14:39:01 No.38774102 Report

Quoted By: >>38781122

>>38771713
I would want to follow a group of wild voltorbs or pinecos. Just to see how they survive when exploding is their go-to strat for escaping predators.
Also a segment proving once and for all that Ho-oh did 9/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 14:46:24 No.38774144 Report

Quoted By: >>38774456

>>38772390
>pairs of two.
That's redundant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 15:21:31 No.38774456 Report

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>>38774144
There's probably more than that lol sorry, I was phonefagging and couldn't be arsed to edit it please forgive me :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 15:37:44 No.38774605 Report

Quoted By: >>38775258

Not gonna lie, this is kinda exactly what I always wanted the Pokemon anime to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 16:45:40 No.38775258 Report

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>>38774605
I honestly don't give a shit about ash and whatever he's doing. I'd 100% take an anime that just highlights a different pokemon species/line/community every episode over what we have

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 18:07:57 No.38776141 Report

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>>38772402
this is actually fucking based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 19:56:41 No.38777250 Report

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>>38772390
>>38772398
>>38772402
I read this whole thing in Attenborough’s voice and it was beautiful, id definitely be up for a show

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 20:01:08 No.38777309 Report

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>>38771824
>elderly men molesting underage trainers.
god yes

molesting ash is my gold wet dream

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 20:41:30 No.38777718 Report

Quoted By: >>38778753 >>38778896 >>38778941 >>38779390

>>38771713
>Attenborough: "...But Magikarp ponds and Butterfree fields aren't all this pokemon nursery has to offer."
>The camera pans to a barn filled with eeveelutions of all kinds having their semen extracted by the hands of experienced breeders.
>One breeder sits on a pile of hay while a Vaporeon mates with her outstretched arm, his pink member pixelated to censor it. Like a dolphin's it's thickest at the base, half as wide as the woman's arm, and prehensile from the look of things, spiraling around her limb until its tapered tip entwines with the woman's fingers, writhing in ecstasy with every thrust of the Vaporeon's body.
>"We can't afford the fancy artificial insemination technology that city folks use, so we have no choice but to make do with traditional techniques." Something about the woman's words sound rehearsed. On close inspection, she's barely repressing excitement over the heavily panting Vaporeon that's humping her arm into submission, the tip of its prehensile cock coiling and weaving around each of her fingers in turn.
>Attenborough: "...Being a breeder takes fortitude, a strong stomach, and more than a little patience."
>"We gotta 'milk' these boys twice a day or they get too pent up. If you think they're rowdy now, just imagine how they act when they're all backed up... On top of that, they typically edge for hours on end. If you aren't prepared to handle that-"
>The Vaporeon she was handling had been humping her arm progressively harder, eventually causing the breeder to lose her balance and fall face-first. The lust-fueled Vaporeon quickly turned, wrapped his paws tightly around her abdomen in a reverse mounting position, and uncoiled his moist, nearly two foot long member from her arm in one movement. The bulk of his cock rapidly snaked its way into her mouth and down her throat, bulging it obscenely as he began humping her face. Before the camera cut to black, a pulsating knot could be seen emerging to seal his impending load inside her.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:06:20 No.38778753 Report

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>>38777718

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:19:46 No.38778896 Report

Quoted By: >>38778949

>>38777718

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:23:38 No.38778941 Report

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>>38777718
YOU FUCKING FURFAGS NEED TO FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:23:52 No.38778949 Report

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>>38778753
>>38778896
There truly are two different types of people

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:57:45 No.38779390 Report

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>>38777718
the absolute state of the Pokémon fandom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:03:05 No.38779440 Report

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>>38772422
I want polposters to receive the BBC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:09:19 No.38779521 Report

Quoted By: >>38780600

>>38771713
One episode for each type,each season would be about the different regions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:44:18 No.38780600 Report

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>>38779521
One episode per type in each region would have a lot of overlapping species and some episodes would be focused on very few species compared to others (Steel type episode in Kanto, just magnemite line)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 01:35:33 No.38781122 Report

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>>38774102
same strategy as poison frogs while far less likely to survive a confrontation than other pokemon they can consistently fuck up enough would be predators that they learn not to even try shit with them anymore.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 03:46:27 No.38782327 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 03:50:33 No.38782355 Report

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I've been playing with the idea that in the wild, Shelmet and Karrablast would attempt to court a mate of the opposing species, then evolve together as a final confirmation of their bond.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:05:58 No.38782524 Report

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>>38772813
>>38772402

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:12:31 No.38782590 Report

Quoted By: >>38783552 >>38784940

How will they narrate the ecology of invasive species that are dangerous to people and Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:18:42 No.38783552 Report

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>>38782590
retcon UBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 10:31:06 No.38784940 Report

Quoted By: >>38785803

>>38782590
Lana audibly masturbating as she narrates it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 12:17:26 No.38785803 Report

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>>38784940
>>38778753

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 12:22:34 No.38785861 Report

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>>38772390
>>38772398
>>38772402
this is great, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 12:38:49 No.38786104 Report

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>>38771713
The BBC wouldn't do that because I'm white.
I wish I was joking.

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