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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 15:53:44 No.38797674 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38798102 >>38798275 >>38798313 >>38798539 >>38799064 >>38799389 >>38799393 >>38799491 >>38800447

>Don't forget to wear your autism helmet and attach your green bicycle safety balloons in case you ride through a 2 inch puddle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 15:54:57 No.38797724 Report

Quoted By: >>38797910 >>38798327 >>38798377 >>38799417 >>38799573

There's unironically nothing wrong with safety gear. Yeah it looks dorky but its better than brain damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 15:59:26 No.38797910 Report

Quoted By: >>38798164

>>38797724
It's a video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:03:47 No.38798102 Report

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>>38797674
Yeah, it’s fucking stupid. I know they target the games towards kids but that’s some PBS kids shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:05:26 No.38798164 Report

Quoted By: >>38798192

>>38797910
and that's the ultimate proof that it is for kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:06:14 No.38798192 Report

Quoted By: >>38798457 >>38798482 >>38798750 >>38799284

>>38798164
Kids are fucking gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:08:24 No.38798275 Report

Quoted By: >>38798462

>>38797674
It's better then the literal retard proof padding you had to wear in SM while riding Pokémon.
That was so fucking bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:09:15 No.38798313 Report

Quoted By: >>38798962

>>38797674
>haha FUCK helmets, they look so gay

are you literally 11? go watch some videos of people dying on /gif/ without helmets on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:09:27 No.38798327 Report

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>>38797724
if I’m foolish enough to get in a wreck I deserve the damages

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:10:33 No.38798377 Report

Quoted By: >>38798421 >>38798423

>>38797724
Learn to cycle properly so you don't fall off, then don't grow up to be a poorfag so you can buy a car

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:11:41 No.38798421 Report

Quoted By: >>38798612

>>38798377
>learn to use a bike then don't use a bike
Did you fall of your bike without a helmet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:11:52 No.38798423 Report

Quoted By: >>38798506

>>38798377
>not wearing a helmet to ride your car

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:12:35 No.38798457 Report

Quoted By: >>38798586

>>38798192
Kids actually know what's up.

It's the adults that THINK kids are complete retards with no capacity for learning or interest in risk taking or new things.

Which ironically couldn't be further from the truth. It's actually the adults who are retarded enough to need a tutorial for "you can push the control stick to move forwards"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:12:48 No.38798462 Report

Quoted By: >>38798585 >>38798764

>>38798275
i mean, the protags in SM are retards so that checks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:13:25 No.38798482 Report

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>>38798192
>you gave him your number? what are you, gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:13:58 No.38798506 Report

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>>38798423
>not wearing a helmer to get groceries in case there's a spill in aisle 2 and nobody put out a caution wet floor sign yet

DO YOU WANT TO GET BRAIN DAMAGE ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:14:43 No.38798539 Report

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>>38797674
The Rotom-bike, is the new PokeRide/HM.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:15:53 No.38798585 Report

Quoted By: >>38798764

>>38798462
*smiles blankly while the world is ending around him*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:15:54 No.38798586 Report

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>>38798457
Tomino here is right. It's adults that are the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:16:32 No.38798612 Report

Quoted By: >>38798718 >>38798743

>>38798421
Sure, you drive your Pokecar around so you can run over Pokemon and avoid random encounters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:18:23 No.38798718 Report

Quoted By: >>38798763

>>38798612
>pokemon nuts
>pokemon bolts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:19:14 No.38798743 Report

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>>38798612
I wonder if there's a GTA mod for this.

Kind of like when you spammed apples and pesterballs in Pokemon Snap as a kid, but way more intense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:19:25 No.38798750 Report

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>>38798192
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:19:52 No.38798763 Report

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>>38798718
Go, Pokemon wrench!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:19:52 No.38798764 Report

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>>38798462
>>38798585
does anybody else gets really turned on by the idea of taking advantage of a retarded chicken-chan? i do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:25:12 No.38798962 Report

Quoted By: >>38800125

>>38798313
Are you being serious right now? Are you really that much of a faggot? You’re riding a bike in the fucking grass in an open field. You don’t need a fucking helmet for that, anon. Grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:27:35 No.38799064 Report

Quoted By: >>38799112 >>38799194

>>38797674
All transports should be permanentny replaced with Pokemon. It's game *about* them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:28:57 No.38799112 Report

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>>38799064
Agreed, i think the bike should always be a pokemon too somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:31:24 No.38799194 Report

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>>38799064
I might have agreed with this if they implemented it in a cool way.

Unfortunately all I can imagine is the wild west wahoo stoutland song.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:33:24 No.38799258 Report

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>>38798764
What about a Shield-chan who's drunk herself into unconsciousness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:33:58 No.38799284 Report

Quoted By: >>38799343 >>38799371

>>38798192
gays are fucking kids*

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:35:39 No.38799343 Report

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>>38799284

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:36:12 No.38799371 Report

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>>38799284
Don’t bring religion into this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:36:44 No.38799389 Report

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>>38797674
The safety gear in Sun/Moon made sense because you are riding living creatures, there's risk that something unexpected could happen.

But why are we returning to bikes AND keeping the safety gear? The protagonists didn't need it for 6 generations, why now this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:36:48 No.38799393 Report

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>>38797674
1st off its fine.

2nd it's the retarded that wear stuff like that not the autistic, generally.

3rd it's okay, flying will most likely be covered by the new chadbird. Corviknight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:37:29 No.38799417 Report

Quoted By: >>38799529 >>38799798

>>38797724
You're either Australian, American or British aren't you? Germany, the Netherlands and Denmark all don't require dumb safety gear and are extremely safe fo their massive amounts of daily cyclists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:39:54 No.38799491 Report

Quoted By: >>38799567

>>38797674
Threads like this remind me how young some people on this board are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:39:55 No.38799492 Report

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>Constantly standing within 5 feet of animals shitting electricity and fire all over the place at each other.
>perfectly fine
>Make sure you wear protection when biking though!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:41:00 No.38799529 Report

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>>38799417
Not all Brits are raging homosexuals, some of us don't need a suit of armour to ride a bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:41:51 No.38799559 Report

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>>38798764
I want to be a retarded chicken-chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:41:59 No.38799567 Report

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>>38799491
HAHA I BET UR JUST A KID, KIDDO! IM AN ADULT UNLIKE YOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:42:06 No.38799573 Report

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>>38797724
Do you wear a helmet when walking the streets then? Because pedestrians are statistically more likely to suffer head trauma than cyclists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:48:46 No.38799798 Report

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>>38799417
Germanic countries don't have crazy drivers like anglo countries do.

Cyclists need to wear gear in anglo countries because they will get run over and helmets help with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 16:57:44 No.38800125 Report

Quoted By: >>38800332 >>38800577

>>38798962
I'd sure love to hit a tangle or branch and brain myself on a hidden rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 17:02:18 No.38800293 Report

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why do cycle idiots flop headfirst when they fall off their stupid bikes? lol stick your arms out retards. literally impossible to die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 17:03:19 No.38800332 Report

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>>38800125
I'd sure love to trip over a cigarette butt, fall down the stairs and break my neck. Good thing I wear a helmet and motorcycle leathers everywhere I go with pillows attached to them for extra padding. Can't be too safe nowdays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 17:06:37 No.38800447 Report

Quoted By:

>>38797674
>Bike in water
>Bike falls over in water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 17:10:32 No.38800577 Report

Quoted By:

>>38800125
Is that a feature in the game? No? Then it’s unnecessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 17:21:36 No.38800939 Report

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I imagine the helmet in the water is more for if a dumb ass Fish doesnt murder you

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