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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 06:57:29 No.38820176 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38820219 >>38820468 >>38820702 >>38820709 >>38820952 >>38821065 >>38821094 >>38821111 >>38821341 >>38822100 >>38822142 >>38822982 >>38823033 >>38823176 >>38823250

Real men buy Pokémon Sword. Only limp-wristed, kissless cucks under 5'6" buy Shield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 06:58:26 No.38820185 Report

Quoted By: >>38820198

How do I buy shield if I'm 6'10"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:00:02 No.38820198 Report

Quoted By: >>38820217 >>38821111

>>38820185
You can buy it, but you’ll shrink to 5’5 as soon as your purchase is complete.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:02:14 No.38820217 Report

Quoted By: >>38821062

>>38820198
SOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:02:16 No.38820219 Report

Quoted By: >>38820238 >>38823187

>>38820176
>he wants to train a pride parade float-wearing digimon that sucks cocks over a majestic absolute unit of a stallmon
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:03:14 No.38820231 Report

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Real bulls wait for the third version. Pokemon Jihad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:03:53 No.38820238 Report

Quoted By: >>38820250

>>38820219
>yfw Zamazenta has low Defense because Game Freak doesn't give a damn about competitiveness

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:05:24 No.38820250 Report

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>>38820238
I’d be fine with it being an HP wall like Zygarde desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:24:23 No.38820443 Report

Quoted By: >>38820687 >>38820997

i'm gonna buy shield just because i know most people will get sword so then i can trade them the version exclusives

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:27:17 No.38820468 Report

Quoted By: >>38821131

>>38820176
t. 5’7 manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:52:06 No.38820687 Report

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>>38820443
Yeah this is what I'm doing. Don't try to version war this shit is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:55:01 No.38820702 Report

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>>38820176
real men dont play pokemon
have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 07:56:19 No.38820709 Report

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>>38820176
>A FUCKING WOLF
>HOLDING A FUCKIG SWORD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:31:28 No.38820952 Report

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>>38820176
B-but I’m 5’1 and want pokemon sword :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:33:37 No.38820963 Report

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Real men steal both games from a mom and pop store

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:40:13 No.38820997 Report

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I'll buy for version exclusives in the event one of them has an exclusive I'm actually interested in using on my in-game team, which I'm not sure has ever happened before. Otherwise, >>38820443

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:51:11 No.38821062 Report

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>>38820217
>want mommy to sit on my face
>only 5'8

WHY CAN'T I BE 5'2 BROS I WANT TO BE HUMILIATED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:51:17 No.38821065 Report

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>>38820176
>buying pokemon games
*laughs in cfw*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:52:40 No.38821075 Report

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pokemon sord...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:56:34 No.38821094 Report

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>>38820176
>buying sword or shield and not waiting for gun
fucking fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 08:58:20 No.38821111 Report

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>>38820176
I'm 6'3", shield is better.

>>38820198
Instat buy, gimme my giant girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 09:00:21 No.38821131 Report

Quoted By: >>38821150

>>38820468
I am 5'6 but ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 09:02:40 No.38821150 Report

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>>38821131
lmao manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 09:30:04 No.38821341 Report

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>>38820176
I'm 6'3", limp wristed, and buying Sword, I think you're confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 10:42:40 No.38822100 Report

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>>38820176
>buying games based on the name

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 10:45:36 No.38822142 Report

Quoted By: >>38823048

>>38820176
Amazing the fact that people are actually choosing the game just because of the box legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 10:56:01 No.38822261 Report

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>Not choosing the version with the guaranteed fully defensive Steel Type
Only way Shield dog isn't going to be an absolute unit is if they decide to not give it recover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:02:26 No.38822913 Report

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Real men would save their money for the superior game, SMTV

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:09:50 No.38822982 Report

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>>38820176
I'm not buying either game :T

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:14:09 No.38823033 Report

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>>38820176
>still pretending lip contact means jack
And here we find the type species of the Faggotus, F. incelis. Unable to comprehend the simplicity of grabbing a preachy SJW and shutting her up with a hard flesh thrust to the mouth, he still fantasizes with "winning her affection" like a fucking beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:15:48 No.38823048 Report

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>>38822142
Even more so when both of them look like shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:29:07 No.38823150 Report

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And that’s a fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:30:55 No.38823166 Report

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waiting for those version exclusives

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:32:08 No.38823176 Report

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>>38820176
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:33:18 No.38823187 Report

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>>38820219
Seriously what does the sword legendary have to do with gays and trannies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:34:31 No.38823201 Report

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>real man
>buying this garbage gen
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2019 12:39:21 No.38823250 Report

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>>38820176
I'll decide what version I get when I see the version exclusives, then I'll pick whichever one has more of the pokemon I want

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