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Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 18:59:52 No.38846878 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38846887 >>38846905 >>38847228 >>38847261 >>38847438

>Your Pokemon studies super hard to learn English like Meowth did.
>The first thing they tell you is they've always loved you and want to marry you
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:00:47 No.38846887 Report

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>>38846878
Explain to them that we cant because we live in a society

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:01:00 No.38846889 Report

Quoted By: >>38847261

check the legality status of marrying your pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:01:58 No.38846905 Report

Quoted By: >>38846917 >>38846969 >>38847427

>>38846878
Well first of all it's impossible to be in that situation because Pokemon are fictional creatures that do not exist in real life, so it is impossible for them to tell you that. Secondly, in your case, why would they love someone who spends all of their time browsing a forum where all you do is pretend what it would be like to engage in intercourse with what is effectively a drawing. Thirdly, I still love you though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:02:40 No.38846917 Report

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>>38846905
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:06:33 No.38846969 Report

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>>38846905
BASED...............................

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:22:55 No.38847228 Report

Quoted By: >>38847261

>>38846878
Fuck them immediately and have weird hybrid babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:25:19 No.38847261 Report

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>>38846878
>>38846889
>>38847228
kys furfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:33:39 No.38847405 Report

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Properly beat the shit out of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:34:42 No.38847427 Report

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>>38846905
Based and lovepilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:35:13 No.38847438 Report

Quoted By: >>38847454 >>38847717

>>38846878
Tell them I view them as family and thus would feel wrong having a relationship like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:36:17 No.38847454 Report

Quoted By: >>38847746

>>38847438
>friendzoning your closest partner
a-anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:53:17 No.38847717 Report

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>>38847438
What if they kill themselves because of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2019 19:55:20 No.38847746 Report

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>>38847454
If you get close with one Pokemon that much more over all others, you're a bad trainer.

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