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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 10:26:48 No.38856588 View View Reply Original Report

*floats all over /vp/eddit while having floaty stuff around him*
Well, whatcha gonna do about it, sweetie? Are you going to cum and piss and shit your pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 10:28:05 No.38856598 Report

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>>38856588
imagine being a denialfag lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 10:28:36 No.38856603 Report

Quoted By: >>38856836 >>38856936 >>38858375

Completely unrelated to the shitstorm topic at hand but for years now and to this day I still do genuinely wonder... has any human ever actually managed to ejaculate AND piss at the same time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 11:00:27 No.38856796 Report

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>him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 11:06:43 No.38856836 Report

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>>38856603
Yes
As a little kid my friends bragged about being able to cum but I couldn't make it happen
I kept thinking it was related to pissing so tried to get as close to pissing as I could while jerking
One night after hours of trying I managed to cum and ended up pissing everywhere as I did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 11:25:10 No.38856936 Report

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>>38856603
if you don't fuck someone for a prolonged time, unused sperm cells are released from the body along with the pee. So that's kind of like cumming a bit I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 14:57:15 No.38858364 Report

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based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 14:58:29 No.38858375 Report

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>>38856603
I did once. It hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2019 14:58:43 No.38858378 Report

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>>38856588
*uses gravity*

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