Oompa, Loompa, doopity-do
GameFreak are hacks, now the series is through
Oompa, Loompa, doopita-don
Why can't we transfer our Pokemon?

Nine-hundred mons, that sure is quite a bunch
To program them all would require a crunch
Or maybe not, it should never cause shame
To take extra time and delay the game

(if only for a month or two)

Oompa, Loompa, doopity-da
If you're not lazy, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity-do!