SO WE GOT THE GEN ONE MUSIC WITH THEIR LITTLE BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOPS, RIGHT? SOME KIDDO'S GOIN FUCKIN MENTAL ON HIS CHRISTMAS SYNTHESIZER AND HE'S JUST GOIN BEEEEEP BEEPO BOOP AND PEOPLE FUCKIN LOVE IT
THEN WE GOT GEN TWO MUSIC AND THIS TIME THE KIDDO'S GOT HIS FRIEND TO PLAY BACKGROUND BEEPO BOOP AND HE'S LOVIN IT HE'S JUST GLAD TO BE HERE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND GOING BEEP BOOP BAP AND IT'S A GREAT FUN LITTLE JAMBOREE THEY'VE GOT GOIN ON
NOW GEN THREE COMES AND THE KIDS FOUND SOME TRUMPETS IN THE SCHOOL'S BANDROOM AND DECIDE TO GET A FEW FRIENDS ALONG AND SOON ENOUGH, A ROW OF LIKE I DUNNO TWENTY KIDDOS WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF AND BANDANNAS WRAPPED AROUND THEIR DICKS ARE TOOTING THOSE HORNS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW AND EVERYONE THINKS THIS SHIT'S THE NEXT BEST THING SINCE HOT BUTTERED BISCUITS ON NATIONAL HUG A HOOKER DAY. TOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BAAAM BABABABABABAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOOOT
THEN AT GEN FOUR THE KIDDOS GROW UP AND AREN'T KIDDOS ANYMORE AND START GETTIN INTO THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE AND THEY'RE MORE MELLOW AND CALM THAN BEFORE, GOING BACK TO PIANO BUT IT'S ALL ACOUSTIC AND THE KIDDO LOST ALL HIS FRIENDS EXCEPT ONE WHO'S DOING MORE BACKUP FOR THIS GUY AND PEOPLE PRAISE THIS SHIT AND COCKSUCK IT EVEN HARDER THAN GEN THREE, ESPECIALLY SINCE ROUTE 209 HAS ANOTHER SWEET TRUMPET PLAYER PLAYING SENSUAL TRUMPET JUST FOR YOU BEDABODABEDABODABEDABODABEDABODABADO
BUT OH SHIT HERE COMES GEN FIVE AND SOMEBODY PUT SOUNDWAVE-TRANSMITTED DRUGS THROUGH THE SCHOOL PA AND NOW THE KIDS ALL GOT CRYSTAL METH AND FOUND BELLS AND ARE RINGIN THAT SHIT ALL OVER SCHOOL; SHIT IS SMEARED ON THE WALL AND THE KIDDOS ARE JUST PLAYING ANY INSTRUMENT THEY CAN, CLANGING THE BRASS INSTRUMENTS TOGETHER LIKE DRUMS AND FUCKING THE F-HOLES OF THE VIOLINS AND JUST RINGING THOSE BELLS SO DAMN LOUD MY SON DECIDED TO REMOVE HIS EARDRUMS WITH A RUSTY NAIL AND SOME LUBE BUT THE BELLS KEEP GOING RING RONG RING RONG RINGALINGALING BING BONG SOMETHING EPIC IS GONNA HAPPEN OH SHIT