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A Fattened fully delitized rubbery rope bondage wrapped version of Yampet. Full permanent ham head, full permanent ham body, two permanent ham feet, a permanent ham tail, two permanent bologna and ham ears, two permanent bologna lips, a huge thick permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue, a permanent bologna nose, permanent ham organs and ham insides and the typical blood type of ketchup, tomato, pizza, taco and bbq sauce. fully wrapped up, tiedup, bound, all foreverially tiedup all over from full permanent ham head to full permanent ham feet and enjoying it. Does the same thing as the other Yamper who is just like him, only delitized differently.
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>>38982849 What the fuck you talking about
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mods please pin this
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Now that’s some stale pasta you threw right in the microwave, bravo
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>>38982849 That's pretty much a Corgi though.
I just don't get why it's electric.
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>>38982849 Literally a dog with a double chin and no fur
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>>38982980 dog with a giant neckbear.
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>>38982849 Its looks more like a pug than a corgi and pugs are man's ultimate hubris against God's will
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>>38982971 I feel like I'm having a stroke every time I try to read this.
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>>38983013 A pug??? are you autistic?? Snubull is a good example of a pug, this is most definitely a corgi
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>>38982849 >why like X Pokémon It will be removed in the next game, who cares.
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>>38982849 I like all of new Pokemon that reveal so far. But only Yamper that I don't like the design. Have to wait official artwork tho so I can fully judge it.
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>>38983232 Corgis don't have flat snouts
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I HAVE AN ANEURYSM EVERY TIME I READ THIS SHIT STOP
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>>38982849 What I love about this is that it's decidedly different from the original, which leads me to believe OP wrote this from memory and just kinda felt it out after having seen the copypasta so long ago.
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>>38982849 Sorry it's not just a corgi painted yellow, OP.
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>>38982849 a shitty meme design made in an attempt to appease normies, it clearly isn't working as well as they hoped
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>>38983366 My god this looks so much better. Why can't we have this instead?
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>>38983366 Just realized how crushed James' corgi's face is jesus christ, looks almost inbred. They really are just going for a basic formula for cute designs to sell merch aren't they.
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I hate how it looks like an ugly calarts abomination
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>>38982971 This shit sounds like it was written by a serial killer
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>>38983423 Just HM01 yourself
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>>38982849 What kind of twisted basement dwelling mind do you have to make this genius connection
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>>38982849 He's a derp-mon. I kinda get it. It's not the best design but it's no crabrawler level of bad.
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I WANT TO PROTECT HIM AND HIS CUTE HEART BUTT!
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>>38987736 OMG ME TOO LOOK AT THAT LOTTLE FLOOFER OF A PUUPER
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>>38987736 >>38987751 your shit dog is only good for being oarfish food
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>>38982971 It's always interesting to have a look into the mind of a mad man.
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>>38987751 H needs head pats IMMEDIATELY!
>>38987769 Great taste anon. Milotic has been a staple on my team now since his introduction 5 gens ago.
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>>38987828 >his don't make me kill you
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>>38983232 Snubble's a french bulldog.
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>>38987866 Whats wrong? Not into androgyny? Gimme that slender boi pussy mama!
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Eh, we were going to get a corgi Pokemon regardless. Just be glad it's not some old woman fairy corgi queen princess royalty suck up shit
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>>38983366 Ehh looks generic
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>>38982849 I like it, but I think it looks too bland. No fur spikes or anything. They could at least make the collar have a furry detail instead of a lazy bread hanging.
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>/ff/ >FurFag Yiff in hell u freaks
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I hate it because the eyes are unironically soulless and buglike For the record this is the first time I've called a pokemon soulless
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>>38982849 Fuck, can't unsee.
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>>38982849 I prefer Impidimp.
Why have a literal dog when you can have a cheeky lil imp fella
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>>38982849 I feel like I would love the design if the color scheme was a little better. Maybe add a contrasting darker color somewhere in the design to highlight the yellow
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I saw someone mention that it looks more like one of those dream eater things from kingdom hearts than a pokemon, and now thats all I see it as
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>>38982849 I can't unsee it now
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>>38982849 I honestly can't believe someone thought this piece of shit was a good idea.
It's soulless, it looks more like a robot than a pokemon.
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>>38983366 why can't you nerds just recognise that this dog is different from the other dogs. it's fur isn't fuzzy ok wtf
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>>38991571 The yellow around the eyes. I at first though it had yellow sclera
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>>38992728 is it even supposed to be fur? it looks like a floaty pool thing
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>>38982971 the fuck is bologna?
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>>38982849 But is it foreverially tiedup?
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>>38992862 Round, thin slices of ham, usually heavily processed. It's pronounced baloney
Because for some fucking reason, bologna is pronounced baloney
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>>38982849 So in other words
smashed, & slammed
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>>38982849 Look at that mouth shape. it's not even conic like a corgi's mouth, it's literally a bulldog's mouth.
This is no corgi, it's a bulldog with an american's fat ass for a chin and the legs of a corgi.
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>>38992862 I guess it's how taco niggers call bolognese sauce?
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>>38993118 To be fair, that's basically how corgi crossbreeds work. It's that dog but with corgi legs
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>>38992862 Heavily processed deli meat made from various animal bits usually chicken, beef, and pork kind of like a big hot dog you cut into slices