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Quoted By: >>39008422 >>39008899
>Be me
>Aspiring champion of Alola
>Go to Ula Ula island
>Bitch boy Hau is there
>He probably wants another pokemon battle that he'll lose to
"Hey anon, let's battle!"
>Yep
>Smirk and say "Ready to lose again?"
>He smiles back and says "I don't know, are you?"
>Throws out his first mon
>A stupid surfing Raichu
>Fuck off Hau
>Go Chargabug!
>"Chargabug use acro-"
>"Psychic." Hau says with a wink
>One fucking hit KO
>SHIT
>Throw out next mon
>Go Gyarados!
>Use Aqua Ta-"
>"Psychic"
>Another fucking one hit KO
>Hau laughs "Boy anon, you sure suck."
>"F-fuck you fag."
>Throw out last mon
>"Go Tsareena!"
>The waifumon, if she dies, it's all over!
>"Use fucking Giga-"
>"Psychic!" Hau sings as the Raicu fucks her in the ass with telepathy
>She's fucking dead!
>NO
>Hau smiles "Well, anon you've lost to me, you know what happens now right?"
>Whips out his massive Alola penis, it's big, and throbbing, puss leaking from all sides, and he starts fucking my little asshole!
>Screech in pleasure as the Raicu begins to do some Mayori dance of death
>Feels like my soul is getting sucked out of my body
>HE CUMS
>It fills me with discolored liquid
>My gieger counter goes up
>Plus 100 rads
>I die
MFW
>Aspiring champion of Alola
>Go to Ula Ula island
>Bitch boy Hau is there
>He probably wants another pokemon battle that he'll lose to
"Hey anon, let's battle!"
>Yep
>Smirk and say "Ready to lose again?"
>He smiles back and says "I don't know, are you?"
>Throws out his first mon
>A stupid surfing Raichu
>Fuck off Hau
>Go Chargabug!
>"Chargabug use acro-"
>"Psychic." Hau says with a wink
>One fucking hit KO
>SHIT
>Throw out next mon
>Go Gyarados!
>Use Aqua Ta-"
>"Psychic"
>Another fucking one hit KO
>Hau laughs "Boy anon, you sure suck."
>"F-fuck you fag."
>Throw out last mon
>"Go Tsareena!"
>The waifumon, if she dies, it's all over!
>"Use fucking Giga-"
>"Psychic!" Hau sings as the Raicu fucks her in the ass with telepathy
>She's fucking dead!
>NO
>Hau smiles "Well, anon you've lost to me, you know what happens now right?"
>Whips out his massive Alola penis, it's big, and throbbing, puss leaking from all sides, and he starts fucking my little asshole!
>Screech in pleasure as the Raicu begins to do some Mayori dance of death
>Feels like my soul is getting sucked out of my body
>HE CUMS
>It fills me with discolored liquid
>My gieger counter goes up
>Plus 100 rads
>I die
MFW
